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Chris McKee
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update ssms... wtf is this icon supposed to be, looks like an 8 ffs
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Devs building new apps in next
, when all their previous became unmaintainable, is a shitty indictment of frontend development practices
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
news.sky.com/story/farage...

Farage invited by the granddaughter of Hitler's finance minister, part of the AFD... The Nazis didn't die, they just went into hiding.
Nigel Farage given standing ovation at German far-right AfD election rally
The former UKIP leader says the key poll challengers are refusing to discuss Brexit as it is a "huge embarrassment" to the EU.
news.sky.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Frontend Devs circling tanstack, will be interesting to see how many unupgradabke messes we get with this in the future like next repos
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Okay but like
why is *anybody* buying Warner Bros
why does Warner Bros need to be bought
how big do the entertainment conglomerates need to get before they are one single conglomerate
Netflix has made the highest bid to buy Warner Bros so far.

(Source: bit.ly/3XE0Wxl)
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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'This is the country that put Edmund Hillary on the moon; that placed a huge Santa on the main street of our biggest city and made him wink and beckon to children below. We’re worthy of flat-pack furniture. We’re worthy of meatballs.'
@haydendonnell.bsky.social
Ikea’s opening was a deeply embarrassing time for us as a nation
Yesterday was the capstone to a multi-year symphony of simping.
thespinoff.co.nz
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Cloudflare down again.
Downdetector down
downdetectorsdowndetector.com thinks downdetector is up, useless theatre that was
DownDetector’s Down Detector
downdetectorsdowndetector.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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1. This is not what fog of war means.
2. There is no war
3. He's trying to distance himself from murders he had direct responsibility over
4. All I can think of when I hear this phrase now is Elon Musk complaining that he hates chess because it has no fog of war.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
AWS: What feature do you want in our container services?
Oh I don't know, stable networking on the stupid windows nodes we still have to run would be nice... you know... like we've been asking for the last 4 years or so.
AWS: Fuck you, here's AI in EKS
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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We've Come On Holiday By Mistake.

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December 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Creates pool
Removes ladder
It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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To be explicit, we executed a German U-Boat commander who said he had to sink lifesaving gear / “inadvertently” kill survivors because it might give away his position, thereby potentially resulting in the loss of his submarine.

We executed multiple members of that crew.
Heinz-Wilhelm Eck might have something to say about this one.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
When an aggregate change involves linked data (claims) and loads 31 other aggregates and fetches from the same API for the same data 11 times. So much crap the actual task it needs to do takes less time to execute than the entire rest
a man in a suit and tie is making a face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM