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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 29

Duct tape, chicken wire, and hypocrisy.

Malarkey.

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · 7d

I tried screaming at you a while ago but didn't have the pipes.

Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Sep 21

Are we surprised?

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Sep 21

@morganhughes.bsky.social , probably.

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Sep 20

By gawd, is that Mike Arace's music?!

Michael Arace @michaelarace1.bsky.social · Sep 20

#Crew96 game v. Toronto tonight. Big three points in offing for Columbus. Crew coaches/players have been talking about a need for a nastier edge to their game. I'll be columnizing at my new home thedisrespected.com. New posts M-W-F.

The Disrespected

Michael Arace covers pro sports in flyover country. Welcome to Columbus, the Blue Jackets and the Crew.

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Sep 20

I'm on my best behavior tonight.

Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 31

There's a difference between making mistakes and not even attempting something that results in a mistake.

I don't understand why they're so hesitant.

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 31

I haven't seen a Crew team this hesitant to shoot the ball since Bobby Warzycha got fired.

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 31

Ok so the game isn't worth talking about so lemme ask this question:

Why didn't anyone from #Crew96 do any major advertising for the best watch party idea to land in their lap in the past 10 years?

This place should be more full. So disappointing.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · Aug 31

I will V*nmo $19.96 to the first person at the Palace watch party who stands up and yells “I DO NOT LISTEN TO ACES RADIO”

Please provide video evidence. Thank you.

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 30

a man in a suit says " c'mon man "

ALT: a man in a suit says " c'mon man "

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 30

Quite possibly the funniest thing ever said on @acesradio.bsky.social.

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 30

Home away from home for the night. #Cree96

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 29

Speaking of Malarkey.

ACES Radio @acesradio.bsky.social · Aug 29

Episode 208 (Nordecke Banishment) is live, shitlords.

#Crew96

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Episode 208: Nordecke Banishment

Podcast Episode · ACES Radio · 08/29/2025 · 3h 16m

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 29

a man sitting in a chair with the words i get that a lot below him

ALT: a man sitting in a chair with the words i get that a lot below him

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 29

Duct tape, chicken wire, and hypocrisy.

Malarkey.

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 24

a man in a suit and tie says that 's great peacock on the bottom

ALT: a man in a suit and tie says that 's great peacock on the bottom

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 24

I've got Chris Doran to keep me company in the North Lot.

Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 24

I've been ejected from the #Crew96 match because a security guard thinks they saw me wave an unapproved flag after being warned about waving an unapproved flag.

The flag in question:

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 20

If I wear a Palestine National Team jersey into the stadium, will they give me a yellow t-shirt to put over it?

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 20

Curious what the uptick in expulsions will be this week and thankful that they've got almost a month until the next home game to tweak their policies.

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 20

I'm withholding judgement until I hear the Nordecke's version of the events.

Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 20

"The league, however, will not sanction fans to bring Palestinian flags to the stadium, with the flag to be provided and installed by the club."

Sigh.

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 20

Given that the Air Show starts day after tomorrow, it's not out of the question.

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 20

They may only allow one Palestine flag into #crew96 stadium, but allow me to humbly post this link for no reason in particular: www.subsidesports.com/us/kelme-pal...

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Chris LaMacchia @chrislamacchia.bsky.social · Aug 19

The Palestinian Children's Relief Fund is a great charity, let's all chip in a bit to help the kids who are greatly in need in honor of our new Number 9! #Crew96

Discordecke @discordecke.soccer · Aug 19

Wessam’s here, Columbus! 💛🖤 Make it a MASSIVE welcome on the pitch + off through the PCRF, helping kids in Palestine + across the region. #Crew96:

pcrf1.app.neoncrm.com/np/clients/p...

A MASSIVE Welcome to Wessam Abou Ali

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