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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 41m

It's only brain surgery. It's not exactly rocket science.

Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 1h

Great! And I put a tenner on Lucky Boy in the 3.30 at Kempton

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 1h

BESSENT: U.S. TREASURY PURCHASED ARGENTINE PESOS IN OPEN MARKET THIS MORNING

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 1h

That's why the pope's so tired in the summer - all those 3am finishes

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 3h

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 3h

*amongst us

Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 3h

I'd favour reclining and non-reclining sections, like the old smoking and (hah) non-smoking. Same price, pick what you want. It would end fights over seat-recliners - if you're in recline, expect the person in front to recline; & it would allow the 6' 5" amongst to survive flights with intact knees

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 3h

I'd pay to sit behind a seat that doesn't

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 20h

9 nights?? There's a train, takes four hours.

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 20h

Shaggy Maggie

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 22h

Oh good, the band is striking up

Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 22h

There's no evidence there are actually any fans at this Latvia v England match. Maybe the crowd noise is a soundtrack.

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 1d

I read a book about Fort Knox. Took me a while to get into it.

Richard K @rkemb.bsky.social · 1d

I read a book about trepanation. Really opened my mind.

Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 1d

I read a book about kitchen roll. Very absorbing.

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 1d

I read a book about kitchen roll. Very absorbing.

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

I read a book about tossing coins. Couldn't make heads nor tails of it.

The Mediocre Chainsaw Carver @mediocrecc.bsky.social · 1d

I read a book about superglue. Couldn't put it down.

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 2d

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 2d

We've reached the stage of the internet where people are building architectural features for clicks

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 2d

Any gilts traders - is the market open today? Can't do trades via my broker. Thx

Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 2d

Quite right. A game is something you can play after work while still wearing a suit. A sport is something that requires a change of clothes.

Games: chess, darts, snooker
Sports: tennis, golf, swimming

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 2d

He's been known as Randy Andy in the UK for decades

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 2d

Check again, I think you booked a ticket to Tweedmouth

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 3d

Say I subscribe to a newspaper and have their app on my phone. If I then click on a website link to the same newspaper website, the website doesn't know me from Adam and makes me log in. Shouldn't phones handle the exchange of credentials for the user in this scenario? Is this technically hard?

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 4d

That's a whole centiproclaimer

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 4d

A good enough joke if you're half bored

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 5d

He can't believe he didn't throw to first base

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 5d

Pray for Oslo

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 5d

Hearing that Trump will receive the Nobell Cheese Prize

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