I see what you did there

Please send me all the Bounties

Are you telling me that the 12 drummers drumming don't pitch up in mid December?

Update: great fun, enormous turkey consumed, quizzes completed, people departed stuffed and pissed, recycling bin overflowing. I'll call it a win.

Always late in takeoff, always late in arrival

And was it better on a camel?

Are you sure he's not just there to fix the plumbing?

Fairly trivial to have a website where you input last sale price and date, proposed selling price today, and it'll tell you what your rebate/supplement will be.

Maybe each property has a valuation equal to last sale price plus appreciation based on regional house price indices. Charge CT accordingly. When next sale takes place, homeowner gets a rebate or pays a supplement (inflation adjusted) for past years CT if sale price is under/over valuation?

More like 0.2% for general index funds / ETFs