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Let’s start a punk rock band. Blue Jays & Raptors.
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Blow up boats, seize oil tankers... next they'll just take over the Panama Canal. You really think an invasion of Canada is an impossibility? We still buying planes from these motherfuckers?
December 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Canada’s large adult son
And Vladimir Guerrero Jr. was the most viewed Baseball Reference player page in every Canadian province and territory this year. 🇨🇦
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Schneids is all of us
John Schneider, reflecting on the 2025 World Series, says he’s very proud of his team but adds:

“I’ll think about it until the day I leave this earth”

“Every time I go down a rabbit hole, I end up in a new rabbit hole”
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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On the first day of Christmas, Doug Ford gave to me:
A Science Centre shut for “safety.”
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Winter meetings kick off today, so it’s the perfect time to dig in on my favourite free agent targets for the Jays.

youtu.be/u445Qsf3p2U
Six Hitters The Toronto Blue Jays Should Target In Free Agency
YouTube video by Ohill Media
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Any one of these six free agents would improve the Blue Jays offense in 2026, but not all of them will break the bank. #bluejays #toronto #lightsupletsgo
Video: Six Free Agent Hitters The Blue Jays Should Target This Winter
Any one of these six free agents would improve the Blue Jays offense in 2026, but not all of them will break the bank.
dlvr.it
December 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Our sons are home from university, which means my wife & I are in an unacknowledged competition to see who can make more food that they rave over.

Today she’s making sourdough bagels and apple cinnamon bread.

I’m making braised beef & cinnamon rolls.

The holidays are going to be well fed.
December 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My top albums of the year were all released in 1993-2002
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
God tier sycophancy
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
So, are we ready to talk about those 4 episodes of stranger things?
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Sounds about right.
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Shout out to my second born and the Carleton Ravens men’s waterpolo team on their bronze medal in the OUA championship this weekend.
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Tao knows parking
If there is one small thing I would recommend to make the world around you a better place, it is back into and pull out of parking spots.

It will make your life better, it will keep you and those around you safer, and it actually takes less time in the end.
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Wait, what? Blue Jays make the offseason's first big splash, signing right-hander Dylan Cease. #bluejays #toronto #lightsupletsgo
Breaking: Dylan Cease & Blue Jays Agree To Seven-Year Contract
Wait, what? Blue Jays make the offseason's first big splash, signing right-hander Dylan Cease.
dlvr.it
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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The Blue Jays jumped into the offseason with a huge signing! #bluejays #toronto #lightsupletsgo
Episode 12: Blue Jays Sign Dylan Cease!
The Blue Jays jumped into the offseason with a huge signing!
dlvr.it
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Brandon Ingram’s nickname should be Chef because that dude COOKS
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Hell ya
- ain't my money
- this whips
- go sign Bo and run this shit back
- it's Movember all year round in that dugout
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Is Grady Dick just not a good shooter?
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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The Starting Mo tation
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Blue Jays Baseball is back baby
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Raptors are fun
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The whistle in the Raps game is hilariously bad. Again.
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM