Chris Blain
@chrisblain.bsky.social
Creative Director | Artist | Photographer |
Guitarist in TAKACS
Outdoors as much as possible
blainstudio.com
Guitarist in TAKACS
Outdoors as much as possible
blainstudio.com
Jackets hold a lead challenge: Impossible
December 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Jackets hold a lead challenge: Impossible
I found that the best remedy for the incessant barrage of Ai, subscription media, and the general decline in tech quality is best remedied by replacing my smart TV with an old 32” Dynex and a VHS player
I’m building out my new studio space and this change has been more beneficial than I expected
I’m building out my new studio space and this change has been more beneficial than I expected
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I found that the best remedy for the incessant barrage of Ai, subscription media, and the general decline in tech quality is best remedied by replacing my smart TV with an old 32” Dynex and a VHS player
I’m building out my new studio space and this change has been more beneficial than I expected
I’m building out my new studio space and this change has been more beneficial than I expected
Ohio State wins the title whether we win or lose tonight - but I really hope we win
December 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ohio State wins the title whether we win or lose tonight - but I really hope we win
Do the Blue Jackets know that the goal of hockey is not to score the same amount as the other team?
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Do the Blue Jackets know that the goal of hockey is not to score the same amount as the other team?
MLS is so silly and my life is so much better since I stopped taking it seriously
December 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
MLS is so silly and my life is so much better since I stopped taking it seriously
If MLS Cup was on a more common network I might’ve flipped it on at some point during College Football. I can’t be bothered to switch to Apple TV to watch a bunch of retirees
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If MLS Cup was on a more common network I might’ve flipped it on at some point during College Football. I can’t be bothered to switch to Apple TV to watch a bunch of retirees
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What a uniquely embarrassing moment in American history.
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What a uniquely embarrassing moment in American history.
If you’re going to have a band preform everything but main vocals to a prerecorded track, it’s a good idea to not jump the start by 30 secs and not have the mic turned on
This is unreal
This is unreal
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If you’re going to have a band preform everything but main vocals to a prerecorded track, it’s a good idea to not jump the start by 30 secs and not have the mic turned on
This is unreal
This is unreal
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Nation's Racists Announce Plan To Unite Behind USMNT Until They Lose
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Nation's Racists Announce Plan To Unite Behind USMNT Until They Lose — The Nutmeg News
UNITED STATES - In an effort to be ready for the 2026 World Cup,. racists across the United States announced their plan to unite behind the United States Men’s National Team (USMNT) in an effort to pr...
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December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Nation's Racists Announce Plan To Unite Behind USMNT Until They Lose
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Fox has fumbled the production of the WC draw so hard
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Fox has fumbled the production of the WC draw so hard
Idk how Alexi has time to sit at the pundits desk between spending time on his knees in Trump’s suite
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Idk how Alexi has time to sit at the pundits desk between spending time on his knees in Trump’s suite
Trump gets the “FIFA Peace Prize” and then begins the draw with the leaders of two countries he’s continuously threatened as recently as yesterday.
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Trump gets the “FIFA Peace Prize” and then begins the draw with the leaders of two countries he’s continuously threatened as recently as yesterday.
The FIFA Peace Prize trophy that Trump just won is a ball being held up by the severed hands of children. Very fitting
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize trophy that Trump just won is a ball being held up by the severed hands of children. Very fitting
“OOPS I CALLED FOOTBALL, SOCCER”
Not even 1 minute into the WC Draw. I hate it here
Not even 1 minute into the WC Draw. I hate it here
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
“OOPS I CALLED FOOTBALL, SOCCER”
Not even 1 minute into the WC Draw. I hate it here
Not even 1 minute into the WC Draw. I hate it here
The hardest part about being a designer is not publicly talking shit about a client who fired you in a very disrespectful way and then saw every measurable metric drop hard because their new direction ignores the principles that resonate with the client base you’ve studied for years
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The hardest part about being a designer is not publicly talking shit about a client who fired you in a very disrespectful way and then saw every measurable metric drop hard because their new direction ignores the principles that resonate with the client base you’ve studied for years
If Cucho goes to United I will lose my mind 🥹
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If Cucho goes to United I will lose my mind 🥹
The only reason I’d want to be rich is to own enough property to facilitate all the stuff I want to make
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The only reason I’d want to be rich is to own enough property to facilitate all the stuff I want to make
My two favorite football teams beat my two least favorite football teams this weekend
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My two favorite football teams beat my two least favorite football teams this weekend
Thanksgiving is really just the start of my family’s pregaming for The Game™️
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Thanksgiving is really just the start of my family’s pregaming for The Game™️
On days like today, I think about all the people that prefer this season over summer and how they must not like grilling, or outdoor sports, or walking their dog, or looking at butts, or drinking beer outside, or vitamin D, or swimming, or seeing outside past 5p, or gardening, or…
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
On days like today, I think about all the people that prefer this season over summer and how they must not like grilling, or outdoor sports, or walking their dog, or looking at butts, or drinking beer outside, or vitamin D, or swimming, or seeing outside past 5p, or gardening, or…
I’ll never fault a player or coach for wanting to leave the goofy ass league that is MLS
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’ll never fault a player or coach for wanting to leave the goofy ass league that is MLS
This CBJ season is already so depressing
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This CBJ season is already so depressing
Jackets are killing me
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Jackets are killing me
Just spent 7 days with three other guys stuck in a van/dive bars/hotels on tour. As soon as I get back and have a quiet day to myself, i get so depressed that it wasn’t a longer run
I love this shit
I love this shit
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Just spent 7 days with three other guys stuck in a van/dive bars/hotels on tour. As soon as I get back and have a quiet day to myself, i get so depressed that it wasn’t a longer run
I love this shit
I love this shit