chrismelberger
@chris.neatdu.de
stream on twitch. own neatdude.
who up checking they bluesky once every 3-5 business days
February 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
who up checking they bluesky once every 3-5 business days
u can’t make this up
January 28, 2026 at 6:50 PM
u can’t make this up
got actually sad a villager asked to move and then i saw him in boxes and it kinda hurt a little
lmfao? whatever sherb
lmfao? whatever sherb
January 18, 2026 at 5:10 AM
got actually sad a villager asked to move and then i saw him in boxes and it kinda hurt a little
lmfao? whatever sherb
lmfao? whatever sherb
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Twitter is the world’s largest generator of CSAM & non-consensual porn by a margin of about 8000%, and somehow… MSM isn’t even reporting on it.
(also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary)
youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
(also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary)
youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
I'm angry.
YouTube video by Charalanahzard
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Twitter is the world’s largest generator of CSAM & non-consensual porn by a margin of about 8000%, and somehow… MSM isn’t even reporting on it.
(also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary)
youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
(also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary)
youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
Reposted by chrismelberger
January 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
off for a full week 😳
on vacation 🍹🌴
can’t wait 🦜
on vacation 🍹🌴
can’t wait 🦜
January 10, 2026 at 10:33 PM
off for a full week 😳
on vacation 🍹🌴
can’t wait 🦜
on vacation 🍹🌴
can’t wait 🦜
live on twitch
AC, 2025 BEST OF PREMIERE, PIZZA FRIDAY.
FALL GUYS W PALS AFTER
AC, 2025 BEST OF PREMIERE, PIZZA FRIDAY.
FALL GUYS W PALS AFTER
January 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
live on twitch
AC, 2025 BEST OF PREMIERE, PIZZA FRIDAY.
FALL GUYS W PALS AFTER
AC, 2025 BEST OF PREMIERE, PIZZA FRIDAY.
FALL GUYS W PALS AFTER
Reposted by chrismelberger
You can applaud the fall of one dictator without praising the fascists who carried it out btw
Maduro wasn’t doing right by his people, but Trump is still a piece of shit who wants to play war to appease his oil-guzzling allies (he’s also just a piece of shit in general). They can both rot in hell.
Maduro wasn’t doing right by his people, but Trump is still a piece of shit who wants to play war to appease his oil-guzzling allies (he’s also just a piece of shit in general). They can both rot in hell.
January 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
You can applaud the fall of one dictator without praising the fascists who carried it out btw
Maduro wasn’t doing right by his people, but Trump is still a piece of shit who wants to play war to appease his oil-guzzling allies (he’s also just a piece of shit in general). They can both rot in hell.
Maduro wasn’t doing right by his people, but Trump is still a piece of shit who wants to play war to appease his oil-guzzling allies (he’s also just a piece of shit in general). They can both rot in hell.
here’s worm yawning
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December 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
here’s worm yawning
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taking 100+ hours of gameplay footage and cutting it down to a tangible 20-40 minutes wasn't my greatest idea...
BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT IM LOVING THIS
BLUE PRINCE WAS A FUCKING AWESOME TIME AND IT DESERVES TO SHINE IN THE 2025 COMPILATION
BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT IM LOVING THIS
BLUE PRINCE WAS A FUCKING AWESOME TIME AND IT DESERVES TO SHINE IN THE 2025 COMPILATION
December 24, 2025 at 10:23 AM
taking 100+ hours of gameplay footage and cutting it down to a tangible 20-40 minutes wasn't my greatest idea...
BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT IM LOVING THIS
BLUE PRINCE WAS A FUCKING AWESOME TIME AND IT DESERVES TO SHINE IN THE 2025 COMPILATION
BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT IM LOVING THIS
BLUE PRINCE WAS A FUCKING AWESOME TIME AND IT DESERVES TO SHINE IN THE 2025 COMPILATION
editing this blue prince portion for the 2025 comp
im at 8 mins for just DAY ONE LMAOOo
def making some creative decisions to trim it up more
but its been dope seeing all the puzzles being solved again for the first time
YEAAAAAAA
im at 8 mins for just DAY ONE LMAOOo
def making some creative decisions to trim it up more
but its been dope seeing all the puzzles being solved again for the first time
YEAAAAAAA
December 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
editing this blue prince portion for the 2025 comp
im at 8 mins for just DAY ONE LMAOOo
def making some creative decisions to trim it up more
but its been dope seeing all the puzzles being solved again for the first time
YEAAAAAAA
im at 8 mins for just DAY ONE LMAOOo
def making some creative decisions to trim it up more
but its been dope seeing all the puzzles being solved again for the first time
YEAAAAAAA
having a blast editing for the 2025 compilation
fort / fps montage is almost done
blue prince highlight reel is cooking
big stream tomorrow w carla
sorry for never posting on here
fort / fps montage is almost done
blue prince highlight reel is cooking
big stream tomorrow w carla
sorry for never posting on here
December 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
having a blast editing for the 2025 compilation
fort / fps montage is almost done
blue prince highlight reel is cooking
big stream tomorrow w carla
sorry for never posting on here
fort / fps montage is almost done
blue prince highlight reel is cooking
big stream tomorrow w carla
sorry for never posting on here
very excited for this week of streams tbh
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
very excited for this week of streams tbh
anyone else stoked when a pal says a big word?
bro just said “ancillary” in a casual convo 😳
bro just said “ancillary” in a casual convo 😳
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
anyone else stoked when a pal says a big word?
bro just said “ancillary” in a casual convo 😳
bro just said “ancillary” in a casual convo 😳
got shot in the back of my head during paintball earlier by my teammate !!!
just discovered a big bump where i got shot hours later
just discovered a big bump where i got shot hours later
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
got shot in the back of my head during paintball earlier by my teammate !!!
just discovered a big bump where i got shot hours later
just discovered a big bump where i got shot hours later
stream last night was such a good vibe
thx to everyone for showing up
sami and chrispy good vibes
paintballed today
i’m so tired
life’s crazy
thx to everyone for showing up
sami and chrispy good vibes
paintballed today
i’m so tired
life’s crazy
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
stream last night was such a good vibe
thx to everyone for showing up
sami and chrispy good vibes
paintballed today
i’m so tired
life’s crazy
thx to everyone for showing up
sami and chrispy good vibes
paintballed today
i’m so tired
life’s crazy
might stream later if ur into that
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
might stream later if ur into that
so many dogs at this dog show look like furniture
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
so many dogs at this dog show look like furniture
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peep the full moon right now. looks like it has a ring around it. never something like this before
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM
peep the full moon right now. looks like it has a ring around it. never something like this before
made a new cat pal at a friends dinner party
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
made a new cat pal at a friends dinner party
this edible starting to taste like music’s awesome
November 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
this edible starting to taste like music’s awesome
this adderall starting to taste like archiving everything on my instagram
November 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
this adderall starting to taste like archiving everything on my instagram
dude in seat in front of me on plane is bonking his shit also
October 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
dude in seat in front of me on plane is bonking his shit also