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stream on twitch. own neatdude.
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Introducing the BRAND NEW ChrispyGameplay Ice Shaker!!!🚨

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February 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
creator code: chrismelberger in the fortnite shop today only if ur trying to hit ur snipes
February 5, 2026 at 5:21 PM
love my pets so much. they’re all genuinely so different personality-wise it’s crazy.
February 5, 2026 at 7:45 AM
who up checking they bluesky once every 3-5 business days
February 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
u can’t make this up
January 28, 2026 at 6:50 PM
got actually sad a villager asked to move and then i saw him in boxes and it kinda hurt a little

lmfao? whatever sherb
January 18, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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Twitter is the world’s largest generator of CSAM & non-consensual porn by a margin of about 8000%, and somehow… MSM isn’t even reporting on it.

(also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary)

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I'm angry.
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January 11, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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new year // new gear

www.neatdude.com
January 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
off for a full week 😳

on vacation 🍹🌴

can’t wait 🦜
January 10, 2026 at 10:33 PM
live on twitch

AC, 2025 BEST OF PREMIERE, PIZZA FRIDAY.

FALL GUYS W PALS AFTER
January 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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You can applaud the fall of one dictator without praising the fascists who carried it out btw

Maduro wasn’t doing right by his people, but Trump is still a piece of shit who wants to play war to appease his oil-guzzling allies (he’s also just a piece of shit in general). They can both rot in hell.
January 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
here’s worm yawning

🪱
December 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
taking 100+ hours of gameplay footage and cutting it down to a tangible 20-40 minutes wasn't my greatest idea...

BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT IM LOVING THIS

BLUE PRINCE WAS A FUCKING AWESOME TIME AND IT DESERVES TO SHINE IN THE 2025 COMPILATION
December 24, 2025 at 10:23 AM
editing this blue prince portion for the 2025 comp

im at 8 mins for just DAY ONE LMAOOo

def making some creative decisions to trim it up more

but its been dope seeing all the puzzles being solved again for the first time

YEAAAAAAA
December 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
having a blast editing for the 2025 compilation

fort / fps montage is almost done

blue prince highlight reel is cooking

big stream tomorrow w carla

sorry for never posting on here
December 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
very excited for this week of streams tbh
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
anyone else stoked when a pal says a big word?

bro just said “ancillary” in a casual convo 😳
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
got shot in the back of my head during paintball earlier by my teammate !!!

just discovered a big bump where i got shot hours later
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
stream last night was such a good vibe

thx to everyone for showing up

sami and chrispy good vibes

paintballed today

i’m so tired

life’s crazy
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
might stream later if ur into that
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
so many dogs at this dog show look like furniture
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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GL // HF
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
peep the full moon right now. looks like it has a ring around it. never something like this before
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
made a new cat pal at a friends dinner party
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM