RetiredBPDmurdercop
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RetiredBPDmurdercop
@chiefmlt.bsky.social
· Jan 21
If you ever wore a badge and you somehow justify the pardon of the January 6 defendants, you should hang your head in shame. These people were never hostages and you have turned your back on your oath and traded it for loyalty to one man…history will not judge that choice kindly.
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When that creepy guy at the office who smells like Ben-Gay and irritable bowel syndrome unfortunately gets the gag thong at the office party white elephant gift exchange.
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 AM
When that creepy guy at the office who smells like Ben-Gay and irritable bowel syndrome unfortunately gets the gag thong at the office party white elephant gift exchange.
When that creepy guy at the office who smells like Ben-Gay and irritable bowel syndrome unfortunately gets the gag thong at the office party white elephant gift exchange.
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 AM
When that creepy guy at the office who smells like Ben-Gay and irritable bowel syndrome unfortunately gets the gag thong at the office party white elephant gift exchange.
The Duffer brothers have admitted to the difficult logistics of making Noah Schnapp still appear believable in his role of teenager Will Beyers in “Stranger Things 5” after an almost 4 year filming hiatus.
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The Duffer brothers have admitted to the difficult logistics of making Noah Schnapp still appear believable in his role of teenager Will Beyers in “Stranger Things 5” after an almost 4 year filming hiatus.
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Watching Jeanine “Winebox” Pirro trying to spin the DC pipe bomber as an “equal opportunity bomber” in an effort to deflect his election denying motive is like watching a pigeon fly into a window. What a bunch of assholes.
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Watching Jeanine “Winebox” Pirro trying to spin the DC pipe bomber as an “equal opportunity bomber” in an effort to deflect his election denying motive is like watching a pigeon fly into a window. What a bunch of assholes.
People are upset that Trump keeps falling asleep in meetings.
I’m upset that the bastard keeps waking up.
I’m upset that the bastard keeps waking up.
December 3, 2025 at 9:47 AM
People are upset that Trump keeps falling asleep in meetings.
I’m upset that the bastard keeps waking up.
I’m upset that the bastard keeps waking up.
Ok…let’s take a poll. Who is going to last longer after being exposed…Kash “Barney Google” Patel, Whiskey Pete Hegseth, or a head of lettuce.
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Ok…let’s take a poll. Who is going to last longer after being exposed…Kash “Barney Google” Patel, Whiskey Pete Hegseth, or a head of lettuce.
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Starting //// going
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Starting //// going
When senior housing, food and Netflix are more than your Social Security check.
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
When senior housing, food and Netflix are more than your Social Security check.
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When the most annoying sound in the vehicle isn’t Lloyd or Harry.
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
When the most annoying sound in the vehicle isn’t Lloyd or Harry.
When the most annoying sound in the vehicle isn’t Lloyd or Harry.
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
When the most annoying sound in the vehicle isn’t Lloyd or Harry.
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He should be questioned by the oversight committee to ask him why he decided to resign and if he voiced concerns over the legality of orders….
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
He should be questioned by the oversight committee to ask him why he decided to resign and if he voiced concerns over the legality of orders….
Me: WTF….Why can’t I get my damn pants buttoned?
Them: Sir, I’m afraid you may have misinterpreted the purpose of the Butterball Hotline.
Them: Sir, I’m afraid you may have misinterpreted the purpose of the Butterball Hotline.
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Me: WTF….Why can’t I get my damn pants buttoned?
Them: Sir, I’m afraid you may have misinterpreted the purpose of the Butterball Hotline.
Them: Sir, I’m afraid you may have misinterpreted the purpose of the Butterball Hotline.
Senator Markwayne Mullin is a festering sphincter boil.
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Senator Markwayne Mullin is a festering sphincter boil.
Come on folks…we can do better.
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Come on folks…we can do better.
On this day in 1970, Beatle George Harrison released “All Things Must Pass” , a solemn musical homage about the horrors of post Thanksgiving diarrhea.
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
On this day in 1970, Beatle George Harrison released “All Things Must Pass” , a solemn musical homage about the horrors of post Thanksgiving diarrhea.
Jeanine Pirro’s voice, coupled with her bullshit and intentional omission of facts, makes fingernails on a chalkboard sound like Vivaldi. Between her and that Google eyed dickhead Patel, I want to puke every time I see and hear them. Bullshit political posturing at its finest.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Jeanine Pirro’s voice, coupled with her bullshit and intentional omission of facts, makes fingernails on a chalkboard sound like Vivaldi. Between her and that Google eyed dickhead Patel, I want to puke every time I see and hear them. Bullshit political posturing at its finest.
Ribbed for your pleasure.
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Ribbed for your pleasure.
61 years ago, November 24, 1964, - Leonard Nimoy & William Shatner's first appearance together, 1964's "Man From U.N.C.L.E." episode "The Project Strigas Affair." Shatner played a pest control owner recruited to convince Communist spies that he has the secret to a nerve gas formula.
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
61 years ago, November 24, 1964, - Leonard Nimoy & William Shatner's first appearance together, 1964's "Man From U.N.C.L.E." episode "The Project Strigas Affair." Shatner played a pest control owner recruited to convince Communist spies that he has the secret to a nerve gas formula.
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A plaque at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point displays a statement that reads, "Should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law."
Those woke bastards. Wait until Whiskey Pete gets ahold of them. (The plaque was dedicated by the graduating class of 1942, get ‘em Pete)
Those woke bastards. Wait until Whiskey Pete gets ahold of them. (The plaque was dedicated by the graduating class of 1942, get ‘em Pete)
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
A plaque at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point displays a statement that reads, "Should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law."
Those woke bastards. Wait until Whiskey Pete gets ahold of them. (The plaque was dedicated by the graduating class of 1942, get ‘em Pete)
Those woke bastards. Wait until Whiskey Pete gets ahold of them. (The plaque was dedicated by the graduating class of 1942, get ‘em Pete)
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As a history buff, I’m impressed and often saddened by truths presented by Ken Burns’ “American Revolution”. The formerly whitewashed history of George Washington and other aspects of our nations beginnings have always needed to come to light. History is never convenient…but truth remains essential.
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
As a history buff, I’m impressed and often saddened by truths presented by Ken Burns’ “American Revolution”. The formerly whitewashed history of George Washington and other aspects of our nations beginnings have always needed to come to light. History is never convenient…but truth remains essential.