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Chicken Mama

@chickenmama707.bsky.social

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California. High School English/Social Studies Teacher. Trekkie. Blue. Sci-fi (etc.) reader. Cubs fan. Struggling PhD candidate. Don’t Panic. Sleep.

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Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 22h

She’s giving “bathrobe”

Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 23h

I didn’t want to, but I clapped.

Please clap.

#JustKidding
#NoClapping
#ReallyStopIt

Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 23h

Thank you for reminding me to be grateful for menopause!

Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 23h

Seems like that would not be heaven for the horse. Or for Jesus, now that I think of it.

Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 23h

It’s true. If anyone asks, I am always fine.

I am not fine.

Tom Joad™️ @theoriginaltomjoad.bsky.social · 1d

The day I post this I find out a great friend of mine has been in a bad car accident @oneveteransoath.substack.com

Please ask;

Are You Ok?

Tom Joad™️ @theoriginaltomjoad.bsky.social · 1d

“I think about the people I interact with regularly online,the ones whose posts I see daily, who feel like friends even though we’ve never met. How many of them are not OK? How would I know?”

My newest SubStack article

Are You Ok?

open.substack.com/pub/joadt/p/...

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Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 23h

Maybe you are following the wrong people?

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Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 1d

Well, I guess Facebook long ago sold my data but at least I got $37.14 for it.

🙄

Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you! Eew.

Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 1d

Your angel is {was} the centerfold?

Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 1d

The WD40 isn’t heavy enough for a garage door. Get the garage-door-specific stuff.

Signed, owner of former gate of hell

Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 2d

Yikes. That is one of my Bat Bridge nightmares. Glad you (and the tire) are okay!

Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 2d

I remember when the Centerfold video was ::jr high school gasp:: scandalous!

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Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 2d

See also: believe women

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Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 3d

When he said that, he did not mention it being his own offspring.

Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 3d

Timeline cleanse…or maybe some hope for a way out of all this?
—If the aliens aren’t just putting up their shields as they drive by…

Season 4 Exclusive First Look | Star Trek: Strange New Worlds | NYCC 2025

YouTube video by Star Trek

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Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 3d

“Melania has a son…”

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Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 3d

Looks like a cartoon villain.

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Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 3d

a birthday card with cupcakes and balloons that says hope you have a fantastic day !

ALT: a birthday card with cupcakes and balloons that says hope you have a fantastic day !

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Chicken Mama @chickenmama707.bsky.social · 4d

I wish I felt worse that the orange tool is being utilized as much as possible by every villain before it breaks…and the tool just thinks the attention means they like him.