Ross
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That from Gyokeres is the exact same as the Caicedo tackle in terms of "excessive force" but it just doesn't *feel* like a red card and that's why VAR is crap
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
That from Gyokeres is the exact same as the Caicedo tackle in terms of "excessive force" but it just doesn't *feel* like a red card and that's why VAR is crap
If I'm a PL defender and can't stop Saka coming inside on his left foot, I'm hanging up my boots
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If I'm a PL defender and can't stop Saka coming inside on his left foot, I'm hanging up my boots
He's still a better player than Rice though
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
He's still a better player than Rice though
Probably is a red because he's gone in so fast, but we've seen a heard a lot of 'not high enough' chatfor higher connections than that
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Probably is a red because he's gone in so fast, but we've seen a heard a lot of 'not high enough' chatfor higher connections than that
Whatta season Szobozslai is having though, special talent
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Whatta season Szobozslai is having though, special talent
Team for Barcelona?
I think he goes
Sanchez
Gusto Fofana Chalobah Cucurella
James Caicedo
Estevao Fernandez Neto
Pedro
I think he goes
Sanchez
Gusto Fofana Chalobah Cucurella
James Caicedo
Estevao Fernandez Neto
Pedro
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Team for Barcelona?
I think he goes
Sanchez
Gusto Fofana Chalobah Cucurella
James Caicedo
Estevao Fernandez Neto
Pedro
I think he goes
Sanchez
Gusto Fofana Chalobah Cucurella
James Caicedo
Estevao Fernandez Neto
Pedro
What a captain Van Dijk is, unbelievable leader, the Premier League is too easy for him
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
What a captain Van Dijk is, unbelievable leader, the Premier League is too easy for him
I'm still not convinced we're good but imagine the monstering we'd get if we were as bad as Liverpool after breaking the transfer record twice in a window
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm still not convinced we're good but imagine the monstering we'd get if we were as bad as Liverpool after breaking the transfer record twice in a window
I know he's played internationals, but it is crazy to me that the player who is clearly Chelsea's best winger is seemingly 4th choice under this manager
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I know he's played internationals, but it is crazy to me that the player who is clearly Chelsea's best winger is seemingly 4th choice under this manager
The Athletic BlueCo mouthpieces are telling me that Maresca is doing an amazing job given the injuries and the weakness of the squad.
Our 9th choice CB cost £40m.
Our 9th choice CB cost £40m.
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The Athletic BlueCo mouthpieces are telling me that Maresca is doing an amazing job given the injuries and the weakness of the squad.
Our 9th choice CB cost £40m.
Our 9th choice CB cost £40m.
Chelsea's business has been pretty hit and miss under BlueCo(cks) but if we'd have spent £120m on an attacking midfielder who: looks like he needs to put two pairs of shorts on; has had zero impact on any of his first 11 league games; and looked disinterested running off the ball...
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Chelsea's business has been pretty hit and miss under BlueCo(cks) but if we'd have spent £120m on an attacking midfielder who: looks like he needs to put two pairs of shorts on; has had zero impact on any of his first 11 league games; and looked disinterested running off the ball...
Mad that Szobozslai is back to being his bang average self after a week of media flagellation
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Mad that Szobozslai is back to being his bang average self after a week of media flagellation
Reposted by Ross
I'd imagine he'll pick
Sanchez, Gusto, Fofana, Chalobah, Cucurella, Caicedo, Fernandez, Neto, Pedro, Garnacho, Delap
Sanchez, Gusto, Fofana, Chalobah, Cucurella, Caicedo, Fernandez, Neto, Pedro, Garnacho, Delap
November 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I'd imagine he'll pick
Sanchez, Gusto, Fofana, Chalobah, Cucurella, Caicedo, Fernandez, Neto, Pedro, Garnacho, Delap
Sanchez, Gusto, Fofana, Chalobah, Cucurella, Caicedo, Fernandez, Neto, Pedro, Garnacho, Delap
Ah well, Lavia is out injured again. That's him and Colwill on the list to be used as reasons why the manager can't coach a exciting style of football/beat teams with a fraction of squad value as ours
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Ah well, Lavia is out injured again. That's him and Colwill on the list to be used as reasons why the manager can't coach a exciting style of football/beat teams with a fraction of squad value as ours
Fixed and finished the article
November 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Fixed and finished the article
There's a lot of pressure on the Wolves match. You're at home to the worst team in the league and should win handsomely - but it's the type of game that Chelsea struggle with. New manager will likely set up to be hard to beat and hit Chelsea on the break, i.e. what Sunderland did.
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
There's a lot of pressure on the Wolves match. You're at home to the worst team in the league and should win handsomely - but it's the type of game that Chelsea struggle with. New manager will likely set up to be hard to beat and hit Chelsea on the break, i.e. what Sunderland did.
That arrogant prick will say something about the players needing to learn something whilst continues to underperform himself
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
That arrogant prick will say something about the players needing to learn something whilst continues to underperform himself
The Athletic lads will be saying it's all reactionary to criticise a manager that can't beat Qarabag with a £1bn squad
November 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The Athletic lads will be saying it's all reactionary to criticise a manager that can't beat Qarabag with a £1bn squad
Feels like if you play for LFC and Carragher says you've had a good game then the whole media jumps aboard the bandwagon. Until this season he's been pretty underwhelming for what they paid, to the point that they spent £120m trying to replace him this summer.
Dominik Szoboszlai is a spectacular footballer
November 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Feels like if you play for LFC and Carragher says you've had a good game then the whole media jumps aboard the bandwagon. Until this season he's been pretty underwhelming for what they paid, to the point that they spent £120m trying to replace him this summer.
Can't remember what he was called but some Chelsea account used to be convinced that a player called Lucas Gourna-Douath was miles better than Caicedo and Chelsea were idiots for not signing him instead
November 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Can't remember what he was called but some Chelsea account used to be convinced that a player called Lucas Gourna-Douath was miles better than Caicedo and Chelsea were idiots for not signing him instead
Ah of course, drop the in-form CB, put a full-back in midfield and drop both in-form wingers. Genius
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Ah of course, drop the in-form CB, put a full-back in midfield and drop both in-form wingers. Genius
Team tomorrow? Maresca probably goes
Sanchez, James, Chalobah, Tosin, Cucurella, Caicedo, Lavia, Enzo, Neto, Garnacho, Pedro
Sanchez, James, Chalobah, Tosin, Cucurella, Caicedo, Lavia, Enzo, Neto, Garnacho, Pedro
October 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Team tomorrow? Maresca probably goes
Sanchez, James, Chalobah, Tosin, Cucurella, Caicedo, Lavia, Enzo, Neto, Garnacho, Pedro
Sanchez, James, Chalobah, Tosin, Cucurella, Caicedo, Lavia, Enzo, Neto, Garnacho, Pedro
Maresca's weekly self pity, excuse parade went off as normal then
October 31, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Maresca's weekly self pity, excuse parade went off as normal then