Henri
@cheirogalean.bsky.social
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Quite possibly three opossums in a trench coat (they/them)
Quite possibly three opossums in a trench coat (they/them)
When I created my character in the new Pokemon I went for soft butch. Only to be referred to as "he" in the dialogue? I guess we're a he/him lesbian now
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
When I created my character in the new Pokemon I went for soft butch. Only to be referred to as "he" in the dialogue? I guess we're a he/him lesbian now
It really irritates me on an irrational level that americans took the word pretzel and used it for any baked good prepared with lye. What do you mean there's pretzel sticks, pretzel buns and even pretzel oreos? Pretzel is a shape, if it's not 🥨 it's not a pretzel. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
December 22, 2025 at 11:21 AM
It really irritates me on an irrational level that americans took the word pretzel and used it for any baked good prepared with lye. What do you mean there's pretzel sticks, pretzel buns and even pretzel oreos? Pretzel is a shape, if it's not 🥨 it's not a pretzel. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
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Was tempted to buy this
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Was tempted to buy this
I love that they made the european central bank look like a villain's lair. Not a fan of where exactly they built it tho.
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I love that they made the european central bank look like a villain's lair. Not a fan of where exactly they built it tho.
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Like this and I'll assign you an extinct animal.
( Getting an animal that's not "cool" doesn't mean I don't like you, my favourites go to my favourites tho)
( Getting an animal that's not "cool" doesn't mean I don't like you, my favourites go to my favourites tho)
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Like this and I'll assign you an extinct animal.
( Getting an animal that's not "cool" doesn't mean I don't like you, my favourites go to my favourites tho)
( Getting an animal that's not "cool" doesn't mean I don't like you, my favourites go to my favourites tho)
Had my quarterly Prep-appointment, and got a haircut, so now my elf ears can shine again, 'tis the season
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Had my quarterly Prep-appointment, and got a haircut, so now my elf ears can shine again, 'tis the season
I feel ridiculous posing like this, but these are the first visible gains I've ever had, so I gotta show them off
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I feel ridiculous posing like this, but these are the first visible gains I've ever had, so I gotta show them off
Like this and I'll assign you an extinct animal.
( Getting an animal that's not "cool" doesn't mean I don't like you, my favourites go to my favourites tho)
( Getting an animal that's not "cool" doesn't mean I don't like you, my favourites go to my favourites tho)
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Like this and I'll assign you an extinct animal.
( Getting an animal that's not "cool" doesn't mean I don't like you, my favourites go to my favourites tho)
( Getting an animal that's not "cool" doesn't mean I don't like you, my favourites go to my favourites tho)
Just one more day til I'm back home, watching the new season of Prehistoric Planet with my man 🦣🧊
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Just one more day til I'm back home, watching the new season of Prehistoric Planet with my man 🦣🧊
I'm afraid a labubu has been obliterated in my bathroom 💥🪒
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'm afraid a labubu has been obliterated in my bathroom 💥🪒
Just shaved.
Trying out new poses because I don't really know how to show off my arms yet
Trying out new poses because I don't really know how to show off my arms yet
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Just shaved.
Trying out new poses because I don't really know how to show off my arms yet
Trying out new poses because I don't really know how to show off my arms yet
Babe wake up, there's now dubai chocolate protein nut
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Babe wake up, there's now dubai chocolate protein nut
Went to Castle Frankenstein to get myself appropriately hyped to go see the movie later 🧟🏰
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Went to Castle Frankenstein to get myself appropriately hyped to go see the movie later 🧟🏰
In case anyone was wondering, I'm now in shape enough to lift someone up while making out
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
In case anyone was wondering, I'm now in shape enough to lift someone up while making out
Went to the art museum 🖼️🎨
![Me pointing at inflatable penguings. Captioned Look at all th[es]e chickens](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r6wlyfeumg5rv63l4iex7uph/bafkreiemfnpdsqd3aj4rzklfglumes75w6nka5n67tdwxzs6yzkp3ycqtu@jpeg)
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Went to the art museum 🖼️🎨
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Started a new diary, which also has the misfortune of being the place where I write down my poems
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Started a new diary, which also has the misfortune of being the place where I write down my poems
Just shaved, which is an excellent excuse to post slutty pics on my instagram story (and on here but y'all have seen worse)
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Just shaved, which is an excellent excuse to post slutty pics on my instagram story (and on here but y'all have seen worse)
Autumn is autumning
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Autumn is autumning
I love this new soap I got myself. I smell like a watermelon all day 😊🍉
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I love this new soap I got myself. I smell like a watermelon all day 😊🍉
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bluesky mods retire bitch
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
bluesky mods retire bitch