Chavez
@chavez78.bsky.social
Twitter refugee.
Master pintsmith.
Here for news, sports, and mindless tomfoolery.
Master pintsmith.
Here for news, sports, and mindless tomfoolery.
@heynowdana.com How about an all-punk Christmas playlist for the Punkyard?
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
@heynowdana.com How about an all-punk Christmas playlist for the Punkyard?
Well, the Blazers are starting the tank job earlier than anyone I could remember.
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Well, the Blazers are starting the tank job earlier than anyone I could remember.
This is not Portland. This is not Chicago. This is not from 2025. Please be honest with your reporting, @cnn.com
"President Donald Trump and his top aides are using the word 'insurrection' more frequently to describe anti-ICE protests in places like Portland," writes Zachary B. Wolf. https://cnn.it/4pWYmzr
October 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This is not Portland. This is not Chicago. This is not from 2025. Please be honest with your reporting, @cnn.com
I have no idea what's real anymore. Which one is The Onion again?
September 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I have no idea what's real anymore. Which one is The Onion again?
Something a little more important is happening in Evergreen.
September 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Something a little more important is happening in Evergreen.
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We’re raising $1,500,000 for 10 AI-controlled air defense turrets that will protect Ukrainians from russia's terrorist attacks. Russia has launched over 45,000 strike drones at civilians since the start of the invasion.
Help us hit the goal & save lives.
#3E #StandWithUkraine
Help us hit the goal & save lives.
#3E #StandWithUkraine
Sky Sentinel: fundraiser for peaceful nights
We’re raising $1,500,000 for 10 AI-controlled air defense turrets that will protect Ukrainians from russian attacks.
u24.gov.ua
June 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
We’re raising $1,500,000 for 10 AI-controlled air defense turrets that will protect Ukrainians from russia's terrorist attacks. Russia has launched over 45,000 strike drones at civilians since the start of the invasion.
Help us hit the goal & save lives.
#3E #StandWithUkraine
Help us hit the goal & save lives.
#3E #StandWithUkraine
Still waiting for my check mark.
I wonder if it will be more of a 🚫 when they see my content.
I wonder if it will be more of a 🚫 when they see my content.
April 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Still waiting for my check mark.
I wonder if it will be more of a 🚫 when they see my content.
I wonder if it will be more of a 🚫 when they see my content.
I am available to coach the Nuggets.
I have had multiple undefeated seasons as a 7th AND 8th grade girls' coach, and I once coached a high school team to an embarrassing loss at the hands of Elena Della Donne.
I'd be a local hire, so you won't even have to pay a relocation fee.
I have had multiple undefeated seasons as a 7th AND 8th grade girls' coach, and I once coached a high school team to an embarrassing loss at the hands of Elena Della Donne.
I'd be a local hire, so you won't even have to pay a relocation fee.
April 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I am available to coach the Nuggets.
I have had multiple undefeated seasons as a 7th AND 8th grade girls' coach, and I once coached a high school team to an embarrassing loss at the hands of Elena Della Donne.
I'd be a local hire, so you won't even have to pay a relocation fee.
I have had multiple undefeated seasons as a 7th AND 8th grade girls' coach, and I once coached a high school team to an embarrassing loss at the hands of Elena Della Donne.
I'd be a local hire, so you won't even have to pay a relocation fee.
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A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.
April 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.
I have coded the details of my 401k and estate plan in COBOL so that Elon Musk and his band of nincompoops can't steal it.
February 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I have coded the details of my 401k and estate plan in COBOL so that Elon Musk and his band of nincompoops can't steal it.
All part of God's Plan.
Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
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Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
TORONTO—In a stunning twist to the feud between the two hip-hop artists, Drake reportedly dropped a new track Monday inviting Kendrick Lamar out to coffee so they could clear things up. “The truth is,...
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February 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
All part of God's Plan.
MAGA man today, "they not like us," ironically.
February 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
MAGA man today, "they not like us," ironically.
What universe am I living in where some teens have "All-Star" by Smash Mouth as their ringtone?
Miss. We are in 2025. Shrek was released in 1999. Is this one of those ironic things?
Miss. We are in 2025. Shrek was released in 1999. Is this one of those ironic things?
February 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
What universe am I living in where some teens have "All-Star" by Smash Mouth as their ringtone?
Miss. We are in 2025. Shrek was released in 1999. Is this one of those ironic things?
Miss. We are in 2025. Shrek was released in 1999. Is this one of those ironic things?
Yesterday's ham and brie croissant tasted better than today's bologna and American.
January 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Yesterday's ham and brie croissant tasted better than today's bologna and American.
What can the Sacramento Kings reasonably give up to grab Valanciunas? Man, that would be a great get for several reasons.
December 15, 2024 at 6:32 PM
What can the Sacramento Kings reasonably give up to grab Valanciunas? Man, that would be a great get for several reasons.
Mike Brown's seat just got a little toasty. It's safe to say whatever the Kings are doing (or not doing) to defend the 3 isn't working, and whomever designed this plan should scrap it and start over.
There's enough data to show it doesn't work.
There's enough data to show it doesn't work.
December 2, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Mike Brown's seat just got a little toasty. It's safe to say whatever the Kings are doing (or not doing) to defend the 3 isn't working, and whomever designed this plan should scrap it and start over.
There's enough data to show it doesn't work.
There's enough data to show it doesn't work.
Just need the Kings to outscore the Clips by 13. It's doable.
November 23, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Just need the Kings to outscore the Clips by 13. It's doable.
Note to self:
Don't check your work email prior to leaving for the day. It's easier to sweep up ash on Monday than to put out fires on Friday.
Don't check your work email prior to leaving for the day. It's easier to sweep up ash on Monday than to put out fires on Friday.
November 22, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Note to self:
Don't check your work email prior to leaving for the day. It's easier to sweep up ash on Monday than to put out fires on Friday.
Don't check your work email prior to leaving for the day. It's easier to sweep up ash on Monday than to put out fires on Friday.
Slow clap.
Which, coincidentally, also relates to Matt Gaetz.
Which, coincidentally, also relates to Matt Gaetz.
Congratulations to Donald Trump.
Him potentially ending Matt Gaetz's political career showed us you can destroy a virus by shining a light on it.
Him potentially ending Matt Gaetz's political career showed us you can destroy a virus by shining a light on it.
November 22, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Slow clap.
Which, coincidentally, also relates to Matt Gaetz.
Which, coincidentally, also relates to Matt Gaetz.
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As lots of new folks join this platform, it's a good time to revisit my seven social media commandments for using the internet without it using you.
Rule #1: Block with reckless abandon
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Rule #1: Block with reckless abandon
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
November 15, 2024 at 3:36 PM
As lots of new folks join this platform, it's a good time to revisit my seven social media commandments for using the internet without it using you.
Rule #1: Block with reckless abandon
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Rule #1: Block with reckless abandon
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...