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@charlotteinny.bsky.social

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What god doesn't give to you, you've got to go and get for yourself. Not a distraction. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @charlotteinNY on Twitter (she/her)

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Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 15h

Daira Smith-Rodriguez just dropped out so as to not enable Platner's election by splitting the field, so if he dropped out, she could jump back in.

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Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 15h

Should be the political slam dunk of the century, and yet!

Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 17h

Tbh, in a better world, she'd have been the progressive darling in this race. Even before the tattoos and Reddit comments were exposed, Platner's main qualification over her seemed to be that he was a cishet male and she isn't.

Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 3d

It's truly beyond parody.

Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 3d

I think it's "too long; didn't read, I'm neurodiverse"?

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Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 3d

Yup, that's it! With nc nc presumably being "non-consensual non-con"

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Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 3d

I got all of this and now want to run into the sea 💀

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Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 3d

......I understood all of it 💀

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Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 4d

I didn't enjoy my male puberty, does that mean I don't qualify under his definition?

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Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 4d

100%. She was smart to ditch Platner the second those Reddit posts came out.

Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 4d

Just drop out. You got caught knowingly having a Nazi tattoo and only covered it up (with another suspicious symbol!) after getting caught.

Btw, the Marines fought *against* the Nazis back in the day. They sure as hell didn't tattoo Nazi symbols on themselves.

Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 5d

I know that hypermasculine rural-coded guys are electorally advantageous right now, but I hate hate hate how every jacked up guy with a beard who claims to be progressive becomes an internet darling, while the women, PoC, and queer people who have been doing the work for years get overlooked.

Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 5d

A second Nazi tattoo has hit the building.

Yeah, Platner is done. Does not deserve the benefit of the doubt at this point. Cut bait with him and move on.

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Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 20d

"Excuse me, ambulance driver? Could you take me to the ER on the other side of town? I paused my heart attack to do a quick price comparison, and it'll save my insurance company a few thousand dollars!"

Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 23d

There's some good stuff on Lucky Town! Though the album as a whole has never really come together for me. Human Touch was just a complete mess.

Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 24d

You read my mind!!! bsky.app/profile/char...

Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 24d

As a Springsteen fan who tries to forget that the two albums he made after getting married exist: I feel you, Swifties.

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Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 24d

As a Springsteen fan who tries to forget that the two albums he made after getting married exist: I feel you, Swifties.

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Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 24d

Heartbreaking: Musical artist is happily in love and is now making the worst music of their career.

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Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 25d

Every so often, I flirt with the idea of using my mother's maiden name as my last name, but I can never quite justify the change. (Not that I need to? But I dunno, feels like too big a change.)

Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 27d

SNL couldn't even parody this.

Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 28d

Fwiw, I lived in an area with commercial lobster farming and do not remember any live lobsters at Walmart!

Walmart was cheap slop in an overly bright warehouse then, and it's cheap slop in an overly bright warehouse now.

Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 28d

Having gone to Walmart in 2002, I simply cannot believe we are doing fake nostalgia bait around Walmart in 2002. My mind literally cannot comprehend this.

grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 28d

This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.

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Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 29d

Extremely! I did a double take when I saw it. Have a feeling a graphic designer trolled them. 😂

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⚠️ invalid banana ⚙️🍌 @handle.invalid · 29d

wake up babe new all-gender bathroom sign just dropped

Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 29d

The new Stop & Shop produce icon… I’m not the only one who sees it, right?

A drawing of a piece of lettuce and a carrot. They resemble certain human body parts.

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Charlotte @charlotteinny.bsky.social · 29d

The new Stop & Shop produce icon… I’m not the only one who sees it, right?

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