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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 10h

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LittlePuss Press @littlepuss.net · 14h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 10h

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violent alien @blipstress.bsky.social · Oct 12

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No crying until the end.

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 11h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 11h

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aoife josie clements @ravineangel.bsky.social · 1d

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

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LittlePuss Press @littlepuss.net · 1d

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

Hello [potential employee] please answer [sample questions]

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

8. Did the process of answering this quiz trigger any traumatic memory, repressed, epigenetic or otherwise?

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

6. If [company] took part in [war crime/dubious labour practice] in [developing nation], how likely would you be to boycott [company]’s product?

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

5. Does [company] remind you of citrus?

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

4. Does [company] remind you of family?

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

3. Does [company] remind you of luxury?

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

2. (If no to Q1), are you familiar with [company specialization]?

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

1. Are you familiar with [brand]?

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

Hello [potential employee] please answer [sample questions]

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 2d

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

Please repost if this is familiar experience

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 1d

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

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LittlePuss Press @littlepuss.net · 1d

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

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PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements — Debut trans horror — LittlePuss Press

"The best book I've read in years." —Gretchen Felker-Martin

www.littlepuss.net

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

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⛓️rose kædeheks waters⛓️ @cattlegoth.bsky.social · 1d

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

Have you ever realize all [trans] [women] look alike. At party you look around yourself, and think 'wait they are all the same [girl]'? This is simple co-incidence. Nothing to worry about! Watch this space for more news

PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements — Debut trans horror — LittlePuss Press

"The best book I've read in years." —Gretchen Felker-Martin

www.littlepuss.net

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

Have you ever realize all [trans] [women] look alike. At party you look around yourself, and think 'wait they are all the same [girl]'? This is simple co-incidence. Nothing to worry about! Watch this space for more news

PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements — Debut trans horror — LittlePuss Press

"The best book I've read in years." —Gretchen Felker-Martin

www.littlepuss.net

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