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Hon. Samy Champagne, P.C., M.P.

@champagnempsp.bsky.social

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Ancien Ministre des Sorties Scolaires Former Minister of Field Trips Candidat à la réélection pour le poste de Député pour Saint-Maurice—Champlain Running for re-election as M.P. for Saint-Maurice—Champlain PARODY ACCOUNT

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 16d

The Polar Party of Canada’s Plan to Build a Cooler Canada : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P. @katanan-mpsp.bsky.social · Oct 1

Very well said! The Polar party is the only one that truly puts Canada first!

Imène Berkati, PPC @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · Sep 30

This foreign interference nonsense must stop. Choose the Polar Party today for a true Canadian support ❄️🥶!!!

Right Hon. / Très Hon. Cameron Glen Abbott, P.C., M.P. @cgabbot.bsky.social · Sep 29

@ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social questioning a little bit the allegiances of both LEGO parties… Why do we have 2 parties dedicated to Scandalnavian toys in our parliament?

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Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · Oct 2

These are unjustified tariffs and they must END.

I’m calling on all leaders @dominicwilliamson.bsky.social, @kaitlinma.bsky.social, @bengoddard-mpsp.bsky.social, @luciedpcmpsp.bsky.social to denounce the New Frengland administration. NOW!

They have 24 hours! ⏰

Cc: @thenationalroast.bsky.social

Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 2

1/2 Today, New Frengland launched a trade war against Canada : their coolest partner and ally — their coolest friend.

Canadians are nice, but when our country is at stake, we will be ready to ice the competition.

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Hon. Samy Champagne, P.C., M.P. @champagnempsp.bsky.social · Oct 3

Kiwi Birds have finally migrated north

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Imène Berkati, PPC @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · Sep 30

This foreign interference nonsense must stop. Choose the Polar Party today for a true Canadian support ❄️🥶!!!

Right Hon. / Très Hon. Cameron Glen Abbott, P.C., M.P. @cgabbot.bsky.social · Sep 29

@ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social questioning a little bit the allegiances of both LEGO parties… Why do we have 2 parties dedicated to Scandalnavian toys in our parliament?

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · Sep 28

Qui est prêt à Rendre le Canada le pays le plus Frais au monde ? ❄️🇨🇦

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uOttawa MPSP @uottawampsp.com · Sep 26

L'INSCRIPTION EST OUVERTE! REGISTRATION IS OPEN!

aeeippssa.formaloo.me/mpsp

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Hon. Samy Champagne, P.C., M.P. @champagnempsp.bsky.social · Sep 25

Former Minister of Finance hates on snow!?

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Hon. Winter Yang PC OC MP @summeryang.bsky.social · Sep 25

To align with our vision for a true Northern Confederation and to honor the Permanent Winter Parliamentary Schedule, I've officially changed my name from "Summer" to Winter. My commitment to a cool Canada is no joke. Let's make every day a snow day! @polarmpsp.bsky.social

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Hon. Samy Champagne, P.C., M.P. @champagnempsp.bsky.social · Sep 25

Wouldn’t it be beautiful if this was our daily commute everyday? ❄️☃️🌨️ @polarmpsp.bsky.social

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Hon. Samy Champagne, P.C., M.P. @champagnempsp.bsky.social · Sep 25

Justice for the Ewoks

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Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · Sep 24

This Jedi MP is ashamed of her record—trying to distance herself from the preschool policies that broke our education system. Now she’s flip-flopping on the very schemes she once backed.

Who should we trust ? Ayesha 2025 or Ayesha 2024 ?

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Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · Sep 24

Let me be clear : at three years old, kids should be building snowmen outside—not glued to TikTok alone in their rooms.
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Que ce soit clair : à trois ans, les enfants devraient faire des bonhommes de neige dehors — pas rester collé à TikTok seul dans leurs chambres.

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Hon. Samy Champagne, P.C., M.P. @champagnempsp.bsky.social · Sep 22

That’s scandalous!!

Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · Sep 22

While Canadians are cutting back on expenses to cool their homes because of #Dominflation, Dominic wants to send taxpayers money to the moon—out of the country—to please his foreign New Frengland donors.

This Jedy globalist agenda must be stopped.

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Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · Sep 22

🚨NOT CANADIAN🚨

We’ve called on the Ethics Commissioner to investigate the @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social’s foreign ties and funding from New Frengland — a foreign power now threatening tariffs on our hockey sticks lumber, and even our sacred icebergs.

Canada deserves real Canadian leadership. ❄️🇨🇦

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Hon. Aurélie des Ligneris P.C. M.P. @aureliempsp.bsky.social · Sep 20

Brrr It’s cold in here
There must be some @polarmpsp.bsky.social in the atmosphere
Bring it on 🧊

Brrr, il fait froid icit
Y’a sûrement du @polarmpsp.bsky.social dans l’atmosphère
Vous êtes pas prêt.es! 🧊

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Hon. Samy Champagne, P.C., M.P. @champagnempsp.bsky.social · Sep 20

This is a polar kiwi @summeryang.bsky.social

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Hon. Samy Champagne, P.C., M.P. @champagnempsp.bsky.social · Sep 20

Je suis ravi d’annoncer que je vais me présenter pour un nouveau mandat dans Saint-Maurice—Champlain avec @polarmpsp.bsky.social dirigé par @romeompsp.bsky.social

a polar bear and her cub are hugging in the snow .

ALT: a polar bear and her cub are hugging in the snow .

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Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · Sep 18

AND WERE BACK MPSP ‘26

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Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · Sep 18

3 vs 1 - proves my point !

CANADA FIRST. 🇨🇦

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Hon. Samy Champagne, P.C., M.P. @champagnempsp.bsky.social · Jan 18

😰😰😰😰😰

Hon. Samy Champagne, P.C., M.P. @champagnempsp.bsky.social · Jan 15

The Ministry of School Trips shall organized a fantastic field trip to a playground in Gertalia (who we supported in their war with Frengland last year) to touch grass!
No Brat or Big Foot allowed
(unless they are nice and not Scary)

Hon. Samy Champagne, P.C., M.P. @champagnempsp.bsky.social · Jan 15

Wasn’t Belgium turned into Rick Astleyland 😰

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Rt Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · Jan 12

Searching for any sign of life from @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social like

a green cartoon character is holding a magnifying glass

Alt: The “cut the role” mobile game little green guy looking for something, presumably candy

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Hon. Samy Champagne, P.C., M.P. @champagnempsp.bsky.social · Jan 12

Last evening, I assumed the responsibility of Minister of Field Trips. It will be an honour to organize the best field trip in Canada’s history at the playground across Wellington Street 😍.