Chad Chitwood
@chadchitwood.bsky.social
Royals, Chiefs, Current fan. I'm only here because Twitter imploded. Opinions are my own, not that anyone else is claiming them.
Looking forward to months of breathless "what will they do?" coverage, when we know they wouldn't put anything on the docket where their decision will anger him.
The US Supreme Court said it will review President Donald Trump’s planned rollback of automatic birthright citizenship, setting up a high-stakes showdown over what long has been understood to be a constitutional right.
Supreme Court to Review Trump’s Birthright Citizenship Rollback
The US Supreme Court said it will review President Donald Trump’s planned rollback of automatic birthright citizenship, setting up a high-stakes showdown over what long has been understood to be a constitutional right.
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December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Looking forward to months of breathless "what will they do?" coverage, when we know they wouldn't put anything on the docket where their decision will anger him.
Getting a FIFA Peace Prize after begging for a Nobel is like wanting a Rolls Royce and someone sending you a toy car they made out of Lincoln Logs to shut you up.
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Getting a FIFA Peace Prize after begging for a Nobel is like wanting a Rolls Royce and someone sending you a toy car they made out of Lincoln Logs to shut you up.
The guy who only has his job b/c of MTV reality tv thinks you must wear suits on planes (ala the 50s) & ride around in a Woody with 4 radio stations that only play songs from the right wing Beach Boy (like the 60s).
There isn't a single initiative from this Admin that isn't living in the past.
There isn't a single initiative from this Admin that isn't living in the past.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The guy who only has his job b/c of MTV reality tv thinks you must wear suits on planes (ala the 50s) & ride around in a Woody with 4 radio stations that only play songs from the right wing Beach Boy (like the 60s).
There isn't a single initiative from this Admin that isn't living in the past.
There isn't a single initiative from this Admin that isn't living in the past.
But honestly, maybe if there was enough room to sit and not have to bend into a pretzel & they attempted to be close to on time people wouldn't be mad.
But instead they debate if they can just hand out saltines and water and contemplate all standing flights to send stockholders another 48 cents.
But instead they debate if they can just hand out saltines and water and contemplate all standing flights to send stockholders another 48 cents.
The Department of Transportation launched a new campaign to “restore courtesy and class to air travel” as the number of cases involving disruptive passengers remains higher than 2019. The video mentions passenger clothing and thanking flight attendants. https://wapo.st/4pmeglO
Government wants ‘civility’ back on flights, starting with your clothes
A “civility campaign” video starring Transportation Secretary Sean P. Duffy mentions passenger clothing and thanking flight attendants.
wapo.st
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
But honestly, maybe if there was enough room to sit and not have to bend into a pretzel & they attempted to be close to on time people wouldn't be mad.
But instead they debate if they can just hand out saltines and water and contemplate all standing flights to send stockholders another 48 cents.
But instead they debate if they can just hand out saltines and water and contemplate all standing flights to send stockholders another 48 cents.
Telling me to wear a suit on a plane is SEDITION!!!
The Department of Transportation launched a new campaign to “restore courtesy and class to air travel” as the number of cases involving disruptive passengers remains higher than 2019. The video mentions passenger clothing and thanking flight attendants. https://wapo.st/4pmeglO
Government wants ‘civility’ back on flights, starting with your clothes
A “civility campaign” video starring Transportation Secretary Sean P. Duffy mentions passenger clothing and thanking flight attendants.
wapo.st
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Telling me to wear a suit on a plane is SEDITION!!!
"Socialist mayor can't deliver!" says Speaker who oversees government that hasn't functioned in over a month.
Mike Johnson: "If you run as a socialist, you run on a big list false claims. You promise everything to everyone, and you can't deliver, and if you were able to deliver it would be to the great detriment of the people you lured in to vote for you."
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"Socialist mayor can't deliver!" says Speaker who oversees government that hasn't functioned in over a month.
"I'm sorry, your medical request has been denied, we have compared the cost of your procedure against past earnings and extrapolated future contributions to the workplace and they just don't justify us paying for this healthcare service. Please consult gofundme or play the lotto."
Dr Oz: "We should make you so healthy that you flourish in life and you engage the workplace. Getting America back to work full speed, getting you to work longer if you desire, that builds trillions of dollars of value to the GDP. That's the goal of the health system."
October 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
"I'm sorry, your medical request has been denied, we have compared the cost of your procedure against past earnings and extrapolated future contributions to the workplace and they just don't justify us paying for this healthcare service. Please consult gofundme or play the lotto."
So how long has the NFL been going to 4imprint for sideline hats?
They look like the hats staff at a mini-golf course would wear.
They look like the hats staff at a mini-golf course would wear.
September 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
So how long has the NFL been going to 4imprint for sideline hats?
They look like the hats staff at a mini-golf course would wear.
They look like the hats staff at a mini-golf course would wear.
Honestly, since November I've been using the phrase "so it goes" so much I probably owe royalties to the Vonnegut estate.
August 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Honestly, since November I've been using the phrase "so it goes" so much I probably owe royalties to the Vonnegut estate.
I don't know about you all but I feel much safer from the hooligans at the Wawa and the Chop't with officers in tactical gear just hanging around out front.
That Chop't was always suspect.
Also, statehood for DC now would be good.
That Chop't was always suspect.
Also, statehood for DC now would be good.
August 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I don't know about you all but I feel much safer from the hooligans at the Wawa and the Chop't with officers in tactical gear just hanging around out front.
That Chop't was always suspect.
Also, statehood for DC now would be good.
That Chop't was always suspect.
Also, statehood for DC now would be good.
Not pausing on-boarding, not stopping it, just going to go ahead and upload it and say they are concerned about adding it to, what, maybe 80% of American workplaces anyway? Is Susan Collins the CEO of Microsoft now?
Can't wait to figure how to uninstall this trash as quickly as possible.
Can't wait to figure how to uninstall this trash as quickly as possible.
Microsoft is cautiously onboarding Grok 4 following Hitler concerns
Microsoft is cautiously onboarding Grok 4 following Hitler concerns
Grok 4 is going into private preview, for now
buff.ly
August 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Not pausing on-boarding, not stopping it, just going to go ahead and upload it and say they are concerned about adding it to, what, maybe 80% of American workplaces anyway? Is Susan Collins the CEO of Microsoft now?
Can't wait to figure how to uninstall this trash as quickly as possible.
Can't wait to figure how to uninstall this trash as quickly as possible.
Martin Scorsese is going to be really surprised to find out he's written and directed an installment of Star Wars.
I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary
August 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Martin Scorsese is going to be really surprised to find out he's written and directed an installment of Star Wars.
Reposted by Chad Chitwood
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
August 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
It's a real heavy lift to make Sacramento look like a competent ball club, but the Nats appear to be deadlift champions.
August 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It's a real heavy lift to make Sacramento look like a competent ball club, but the Nats appear to be deadlift champions.
"It's MY money"
"I can do anything I want with it"
This president isn't looking out for you.
"I can do anything I want with it"
This president isn't looking out for you.
Trump on his EU trade deal: "The details are $600 billion to invest in anything I want. Anything. I can do anything I want with it."
August 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"It's MY money"
"I can do anything I want with it"
This president isn't looking out for you.
"I can do anything I want with it"
This president isn't looking out for you.
Laying off all the scientists and deciding to announce nuclear reactors on the moon while Elon's rockets on average make it about 200 ft off the ground before exploding.
I see no way this can go poorly.
I see no way this can go poorly.
EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator.
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
August 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Laying off all the scientists and deciding to announce nuclear reactors on the moon while Elon's rockets on average make it about 200 ft off the ground before exploding.
I see no way this can go poorly.
I see no way this can go poorly.
We don't even have a proven way to land there, but sure gotta build a reactor first...
This sounds like a Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns needs to get Homer out of the power plant for two weeks to pass inspection.
This sounds like a Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns needs to get Homer out of the power plant for two weeks to pass inspection.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans this week to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, the first major action by the former Fox News host as the interim NASA administrator.
This initiative has been discussed for many years at NASA.
This initiative has been discussed for many years at NASA.
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
bit.ly
August 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
We don't even have a proven way to land there, but sure gotta build a reactor first...
This sounds like a Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns needs to get Homer out of the power plant for two weeks to pass inspection.
This sounds like a Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns needs to get Homer out of the power plant for two weeks to pass inspection.
Of course, they have him in front of a Russian make.
August 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Of course, they have him in front of a Russian make.
The Royals: We tied a record with 9 pitchers combining for a 10 inning shut out to beat the Braves this week because nobody is hitting.
Also Royals: We are going to trade one of our consistent bats away and add three pitchers at the deadline.
Not exactly addressing the problem here, are we?
Also Royals: We are going to trade one of our consistent bats away and add three pitchers at the deadline.
Not exactly addressing the problem here, are we?
July 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The Royals: We tied a record with 9 pitchers combining for a 10 inning shut out to beat the Braves this week because nobody is hitting.
Also Royals: We are going to trade one of our consistent bats away and add three pitchers at the deadline.
Not exactly addressing the problem here, are we?
Also Royals: We are going to trade one of our consistent bats away and add three pitchers at the deadline.
Not exactly addressing the problem here, are we?
Call me crazy but laying off all the scientists and putting the guy that can't oversee safely landing airplanes in charge of NASA doesn't feel like a recipe for success.
July 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Call me crazy but laying off all the scientists and putting the guy that can't oversee safely landing airplanes in charge of NASA doesn't feel like a recipe for success.
Reposted by Chad Chitwood
An AI slop factory apparently tried to rewrite our article about AI not replacing workers en masse, but hit the paywall... so just summarised the paywall. If this is the robot that takes my job I'll be v embarrassed
July 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
An AI slop factory apparently tried to rewrite our article about AI not replacing workers en masse, but hit the paywall... so just summarised the paywall. If this is the robot that takes my job I'll be v embarrassed
This is the equivalent of telling people you are 5 minutes away from where you promised to meet them but you still haven't gotten dressed yet.
Bessent: "We're about to announce a rash of trade deals in the coming days."
July 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
This is the equivalent of telling people you are 5 minutes away from where you promised to meet them but you still haven't gotten dressed yet.
It's wild to think we could have a 2028 Republican RFK Jr/Cuomo ticket.
July 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
It's wild to think we could have a 2028 Republican RFK Jr/Cuomo ticket.
Bubic... c"mon man.
a man is making a funny face and says you blew it !
ALT: a man is making a funny face and says you blew it !
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July 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Bubic... c"mon man.
I don't know about you, but I kind of thought it would take longer for AI to go full evil.
Don't get me wrong, I figured it would end up this way but, we went from "hey, check out what ai can do" to Skynet in, what, less than six months?
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Don't get me wrong, I figured it would end up this way but, we went from "hey, check out what ai can do" to Skynet in, what, less than six months?
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Elon Musk's Grok Chatbot Goes Full Nazi, Calls Itself 'MechaHitler'
Elon Musk's Grok chatbot unleashed a slew of antisemitic commentary and praised Hitler after apparent change allowed it to be 'politically incorrect'
www.rollingstone.com
July 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I don't know about you, but I kind of thought it would take longer for AI to go full evil.
Don't get me wrong, I figured it would end up this way but, we went from "hey, check out what ai can do" to Skynet in, what, less than six months?
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Don't get me wrong, I figured it would end up this way but, we went from "hey, check out what ai can do" to Skynet in, what, less than six months?
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...