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Carson, Texas Cryptid

@ceedubyahcee.bsky.social

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Nerd, writer, cat mom, queer (enby/bisexual), hiking enthusiast in my imagination. Proud liberal Episcopalian from Texas. Ask for DM. They/Them

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Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · 3d

Had a dream I discovered Coolio was gay and there was a secret verse where he talks about what he has to do to stay said from other gangsters in Gangster’s Paradise, so if anyone is a dream interpreter, have at it. And no, I haven’t been on an 80s/90s rap nostalgia trip lately.

Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · 17d

Y'all. Never let me do school again if I'm working full time. If I start making those noises, please whack me with a pool noodle or something. This semester is MISERABLE.

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Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Sep 19

Good job Neptune!! 😍

Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Sep 19

I just don’t know what to do, because I hate confrontation and we’ve been friends since college, so over 10 years. I was chewed out for not being “sympathetic enough” when someone’s grandfather died (I absolutely was), and I’ve always acknowledged and followed up on the other’s medical stuff.

Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Sep 19

You know what? Fair, Luke. Totally fair.

Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Sep 19

Hey Anna! I haven’t published yet.

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Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Sep 19

I don’t know why I’m surprised—when I came out as non-binary to them, they didn’t care either, and they still misgender me every damn time.

I have shit friends.

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Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Sep 19

Love how my two “best friends” expect me to care and react and be there for them when life-altering events happen, but when it happens for me, apparently I don’t get the same treatment. It’s been over 24 hours since I told them of something life-altering for me, and *crickets*

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Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Jul 24

Oh yeah, I was incredibly upset with that. But the very end of the show? Chef kiss.

Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Jul 24

I watched it and it was wonderful! I just don’t think it was as strong as Midnight Mass.

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Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Jul 20

Made the mistake of playing “am I hungry or is it depression” all day (I was hungry)

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Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Jul 20

I miss my old writing community 😭

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Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Jul 17

This pyrite was super excited to be on display at the Museum of Natural History.

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Hannah, haunted by a bevy of quirky ghosts @hannahr.bsky.social · Jul 16

please meet Alex the Great, a therapy bunny who works at the San Fran airport and now Giants games to help people who are overwhelmed

LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.

A very large roly-poly light brown bunny rabbit wearing a tiny SF Giants ballcap is cuddled by a man wearing a Giants jersey.

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Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Jul 16

Ok but why am I falling in love with the idea of moving to DC? Is it all the pride flags and the indie bookstore? It’s the pride flags and indie bookstore, isn’t it

Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Mar 26

YAAAAAS HE’S BACK!!!!

Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Mar 26

Ok but what if we all faked our deaths to get out of our student loans

Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Mar 17

So I think I got blocked from the DoE’s DEI snitch site? I’m sending in serious reports, people

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Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Mar 6

Listen, I don’t know how to do it so don’t tell me to just do it.

If someone doesn’t take the part of Papa V spinning in the Satanized video for Ghost and put “You Spin Me Round” by Dead or Alive, it will be one of the greatest missed opportunities ever.

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Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Mar 6

Cackling

Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Feb 23

Resist 😘✌️

Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Feb 9

Of course! If you’re able to see your doctor about it, do it—they can give you stronger stuff that’s better and waaaay less expensive than Prilosec (I pay like $5 a month)

Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Feb 8

So! I was doing this too until I could see my doctor. All Prilosec is, is omeprazole, which my doctor then put me on a prescription for and it’s significantly less expensive and more effective than buying Prilosec for every month.

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Carson, Texas Cryptid @ceedubyahcee.bsky.social · Feb 8

Guess it’s time to take down the Christmas quote and put something else up, huh

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Amanda Day @dayofamalia.bsky.social · Feb 6

My new rule of thumb for fielding AI bot spam callers will be to make them prove they’re a real person by singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

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