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Christopher
@cdhermelin.bsky.social
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host/mixologist for So Many Damn Books, typewriter for Roving Typist, recapper of I’m a Celebrity Dog Get Me Out Arf Here cdhermelin.com
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · Jul 13
Am I feeling hope or just schadenfreude
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 3d
anyone doing cool things with harpsichords these days?
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 4d
missed the debate last night but every majorette I know was excited that parade policy was finally addressed
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 9d
“Whatchya doing with all this? Cooking it? Eating it?” Good grocery store banter
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 12d
If I were a movie actor, my signature would be looking straight at the camera sometimes. Audiences would love it, a little joke between me and them
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 13d
bursting every bubble I see just in case it’s the AI one
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 14d
Facebook gave me 38 dollars for giving foreign agents and shady data brokers access to my personal information so it’s allll gravy in my book
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 17d
too bad billions make you boring
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 20d
Only AI I want is my wife saying “ayyy, I love you”
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 23d
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you’re so embarrassing
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · Sep 20
getting more and more ads for ad services, which is probably good
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · Sep 19
It’s a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · Sep 13
freestyle rappers are all too self aggrandizing. how about some humility
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · Sep 12
tired of new restaurants. Old ones only. Decades old. Ghosts should haunt the apps
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · Sep 10
thought my favorite frank sinatra concept album was the one about him taking a trip through space but it turns out it’s the one about a divorce in a small town
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · Sep 9
ya know malcolm in the middle really is one of the best sitcoms ever made
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · Sep 4
you don’t check your email? but how do you know when the terms and conditions have changed?
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · Sep 2
The hold list on that one at the library is a mile long, but I’m throwing my name in the bag anyway
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · Aug 30
last time I believed a wild rumor I spent all day excited about a Donna Tartt book announcement that never came, trying to keep my expectations low
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · Aug 28
they let that bass player just do whatever he wanted on you oughta know
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · Aug 26
most of the best conversations I’ve had about god started as talking about toy story
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · Aug 21
Superman/Shazam was great! Although maybe my least favorite drawings of Superman himself
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · Aug 18
maybe ask Zohran what’s working for him and try it
politico.com Politico @politico.com · Aug 18
The DNC has fallen far behind in the cash race.

Big donors have pulled back from giving to the party, and small donors are not growing enough to make up the gap.
Inside the DNC's money problems
Big donors have pulled back from giving to the party, and small donors are not growing enough to make up the gap.
www.politico.com
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · Aug 15
really tired of having to check if everything is real
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · Aug 10
song of the summer should have been “give me a sign” by Maris featuring Caroline Kingsbury
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · Aug 7
Oof this is great thank you!
a man in a suit is revealing his superman shirt
ALT: a man in a suit is revealing his superman shirt
media.tenor.com
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