caybee calabash 🦝🌱
@caybee.bandcamp.com
max / 21 / transfeminine, any pronouns
psychedelic drill n bass / breakcore
lives in south north england
caybee calabash, apollo bitrate, 1/2 of bagel fanclub
adults can go to @sphericalcows.bsky.social
📩 [email protected] 📩
psychedelic drill n bass / breakcore
lives in south north england
caybee calabash, apollo bitrate, 1/2 of bagel fanclub
adults can go to @sphericalcows.bsky.social
📩 [email protected] 📩
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we're hunting and killing each other in the Metaverse. That's right--we've discovered how to die.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
we're hunting and killing each other in the Metaverse. That's right--we've discovered how to die.
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They should make lastfm but for pussy
January 26, 2026 at 12:32 PM
They should make lastfm but for pussy
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
finally getting out of derby soon lol
see you in newcastle
see you in newcastle
January 23, 2026 at 2:49 AM
finally getting out of derby soon lol
see you in newcastle
see you in newcastle
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love to get a captcha that's like "select all images with crosswalks" or whatever and it lets me through even though i didn't select one that definitely had one. i imagine i just contributed to some horrific self-driving moped accident in istanbul or some shit. worth it
January 22, 2026 at 7:02 PM
love to get a captcha that's like "select all images with crosswalks" or whatever and it lets me through even though i didn't select one that definitely had one. i imagine i just contributed to some horrific self-driving moped accident in istanbul or some shit. worth it
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one of the main things i think Pitchfork did was help fully commodify the idea of being a music nerd with the way it presented its reviews for the sake of people who didn't have the time/space to engage deeper which i think sent us down this pathway of RYM and the tier-listification of music fandom
I do not need a music news site to become a social media platform
A New Era for Pitchfork: Introducing Reader Scores and Commenting
After 30 years, we’re expanding the role readers have in our music criticism and giving you full access to the reviews archive
pitchfork.com
January 20, 2026 at 6:01 PM
one of the main things i think Pitchfork did was help fully commodify the idea of being a music nerd with the way it presented its reviews for the sake of people who didn't have the time/space to engage deeper which i think sent us down this pathway of RYM and the tier-listification of music fandom
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January 19, 2026 at 8:56 PM
just a reminder that if you missed it you can hear my london set here :) (room recording only sorry) bagelfanclub.bandcamp.com/track/10-11-...
10/11/2025: CAYBEE CALABASH LIVE @ COREFUSION #5, BRIXTON, LONDON UK (CAYBEE SOLO), by bagel fanclub
from the album bagel soundboards
bagelfanclub.bandcamp.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:52 AM
just a reminder that if you missed it you can hear my london set here :) (room recording only sorry) bagelfanclub.bandcamp.com/track/10-11-...
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nice work on the sexually suggestive cartoons everyone keep it up
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 AM
nice work on the sexually suggestive cartoons everyone keep it up
please help out a good pal!
hey bsky, help us get the fuck out of here- tired of living in florida and me and the husband need money to get out of here. thanks
gofund.me/42e98a03a
gofund.me/42e98a03a
Donate to Help Ben & Melissa Find Safety in Colorado, organized by Melissa M
Hello! We're Ben and Melissa, a queer couple born and raised in Florida. We are t… Melissa M needs your support for Help Ben & Melissa Find Safety in Colorado
gofund.me
January 19, 2026 at 3:00 AM
please help out a good pal!
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hey bsky, help us get the fuck out of here- tired of living in florida and me and the husband need money to get out of here. thanks
gofund.me/42e98a03a
gofund.me/42e98a03a
Donate to Help Ben & Melissa Find Safety in Colorado, organized by Melissa M
Hello! We're Ben and Melissa, a queer couple born and raised in Florida. We are t… Melissa M needs your support for Help Ben & Melissa Find Safety in Colorado
gofund.me
January 19, 2026 at 2:08 AM
hey bsky, help us get the fuck out of here- tired of living in florida and me and the husband need money to get out of here. thanks
gofund.me/42e98a03a
gofund.me/42e98a03a
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Happy birthday to the 🐐 Jim O’Rourke 🐸
[📷: Eiko Ishibashi]
[📷: Eiko Ishibashi]
January 18, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Happy birthday to the 🐐 Jim O’Rourke 🐸
[📷: Eiko Ishibashi]
[📷: Eiko Ishibashi]
can we pretend i invented the wall of sound i just think phil spector is a real jerk is all
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 PM
can we pretend i invented the wall of sound i just think phil spector is a real jerk is all
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January 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 12:14 AM