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yr being dramatic yr honour 🙄
August 21, 2023 at 2:17 AM
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Everybody has that one barely audible homie that you forget is standing in the room with you while you're scrying the orb and now he's seen too much
August 10, 2023 at 3:42 AM
i’m sort of surprised that so many people universally seem to be having a very bad time rn
August 8, 2023 at 5:02 AM
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susceptible to sinister well laid plans bf, greedy for gems gf
August 3, 2023 at 10:47 PM
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Holding a customer’s $1 bill up to the light and looking really close for three full minutes
August 3, 2023 at 5:27 AM
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pine nuts: but a fraction of the forest’s wealth
August 3, 2023 at 5:57 AM
doing barbie oppenheimer with severe chronic pain was like being put in a torture chamber that contains margot robbie
August 2, 2023 at 8:52 PM
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Setting aside petty grievances to focus on serious grudges
August 2, 2023 at 3:45 AM
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August 1, 2023 at 2:02 PM
my xanax bottle is literally enchanted and only opens when i actually need one
July 30, 2023 at 9:55 PM
i’ve been sleeping so deeply lately and having intense dreams what’s up with that
July 27, 2023 at 4:42 PM
i’m going to not like barbie but i’m going to be the only person online who is right about why
July 22, 2023 at 9:11 PM
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[watching birds at the feeder] i could do that
July 22, 2023 at 8:28 PM
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i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying
July 22, 2023 at 6:04 AM
posted a tweet about barbie movie that was a joke that i obviously thought was pretty safely not what it’s about and it was 100% the exact plot lmao
July 21, 2023 at 1:23 AM
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Playing flute in my dismal ass maze
July 20, 2023 at 3:55 AM
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chiquita should breed a banana that produces an inedible, pearlescent fruit that could be used as a gem
July 19, 2023 at 8:22 PM
my friend was really drunk and crying heavily last night and me and our friends were sitting with her and she goes “we want to be bad girls …..but we’re just SO GOOD” and went right back to crying
July 16, 2023 at 11:04 PM
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trying and failing to find a bit of perverse enjoyment in the humiliating experience of everyday life
July 11, 2023 at 11:05 PM
i cannot say it really bothers me on a deep level and it’s unsurprising because i hang around LA but i find it pretty shocking how often a dude comedian will just steal something very specific i said and post it or tell it as a stand up joke verbatim
July 11, 2023 at 10:53 PM
my flat footed and stiff runway walk is beloved by america
July 9, 2023 at 4:38 AM
i have 3 twitter apps and am posting slightly different content on all of them . it’s really unfortunate
July 6, 2023 at 10:21 PM
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omw to kick yr ass
July 6, 2023 at 5:11 AM