Caroline Holland
@carolineholland.bsky.social
mac & cheese enthusiast
“Why do you scroll Venmo like it’s a social network?” Idk, because now I know the girl who told me, “I can’t believe someone as well-traveled as you are would honeymoon somewhere as pedestrian as Italy” is in a “Venmos each other for every minor expense” relationship?
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“Why do you scroll Venmo like it’s a social network?” Idk, because now I know the girl who told me, “I can’t believe someone as well-traveled as you are would honeymoon somewhere as pedestrian as Italy” is in a “Venmos each other for every minor expense” relationship?
My condolences to everyone whose kids ruined their Spotify Wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My condolences to everyone whose kids ruined their Spotify Wrapped
I know I am not meant to be a parent because I would get the ick if my kid came to me asking for something called a “Mr. Beast Feastable”
October 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I know I am not meant to be a parent because I would get the ick if my kid came to me asking for something called a “Mr. Beast Feastable”
Are the admirers calling him “Train Daddy Eng” in the room with us right now
October 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Are the admirers calling him “Train Daddy Eng” in the room with us right now
Every time Taylor Swift releases an album I’m fascinated by how many people feel the need to loudly proclaim they don’t like it/her instead of just acknowledging that everything isn’t for everyone and moving on
October 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Every time Taylor Swift releases an album I’m fascinated by how many people feel the need to loudly proclaim they don’t like it/her instead of just acknowledging that everything isn’t for everyone and moving on
The Charlie Kirk memorial was wild to me until I realized it probably seems pretty normal if you’re used to going to a megachurch
September 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The Charlie Kirk memorial was wild to me until I realized it probably seems pretty normal if you’re used to going to a megachurch
I’m glad my friends are having fun on TikTok but I need a polite way to tell them I am never, ever going to watch that video they sent me
September 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I’m glad my friends are having fun on TikTok but I need a polite way to tell them I am never, ever going to watch that video they sent me
Reposted by Caroline Holland
(“After voting Republican for President in 2016, YOU are now a Democrat. And YOU are now taking a stand.”) 😂
August 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
(“After voting Republican for President in 2016, YOU are now a Democrat. And YOU are now taking a stand.”) 😂
Whenever I spend time with people with young kids I understand why parents are always saying they’re tired
August 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Whenever I spend time with people with young kids I understand why parents are always saying they’re tired
Chris Martin singling you out on the Jumbotron at a Coldplay concert has to be a top 10 most embarrassing way for your affair to be outed
July 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Chris Martin singling you out on the Jumbotron at a Coldplay concert has to be a top 10 most embarrassing way for your affair to be outed
Reposted by Caroline Holland
I need a word for the very specific type of disdain I feel when people talk about ChatGPT or Amazon Prime Day
July 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I need a word for the very specific type of disdain I feel when people talk about ChatGPT or Amazon Prime Day
I really wish Trump would devote half the energy he’s devoted to undocumented immigrants to people who bring Bluetooth speakers to the beach
July 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I really wish Trump would devote half the energy he’s devoted to undocumented immigrants to people who bring Bluetooth speakers to the beach
At this point it feels like senior Democrats’ plan is to do a bunch of stuff that will go viral on pages like Occupy Democrats and hope no one notices they’re not actually accomplishing anything
July 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
At this point it feels like senior Democrats’ plan is to do a bunch of stuff that will go viral on pages like Occupy Democrats and hope no one notices they’re not actually accomplishing anything
This one goes out to everyone who lives in a suburb near Canton, MA and knows exactly who the involved parties would’ve been if the Karen Read case had happened in their town
June 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This one goes out to everyone who lives in a suburb near Canton, MA and knows exactly who the involved parties would’ve been if the Karen Read case had happened in their town
Me most of the time: It’s irresponsible to take your eyes off the road for even a second when you’re driving
Me driving by the Dedham courthouse during the Karen Read trial:
Me driving by the Dedham courthouse during the Karen Read trial:
a man is driving a blue car and looking out the window
ALT: a man is driving a blue car and looking out the window
media.tenor.com
June 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Me most of the time: It’s irresponsible to take your eyes off the road for even a second when you’re driving
Me driving by the Dedham courthouse during the Karen Read trial:
Me driving by the Dedham courthouse during the Karen Read trial:
Increasingly convinced the Google AI summaries are a psyop to show us how frequently AI is wrong about things
June 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Increasingly convinced the Google AI summaries are a psyop to show us how frequently AI is wrong about things
LinkedIn doesn’t get enough credit for pioneering a model every other social network has since copied: only showing you random content that’s entirely irrelevant to your interests while never showing you one single post from a person you follow
May 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
LinkedIn doesn’t get enough credit for pioneering a model every other social network has since copied: only showing you random content that’s entirely irrelevant to your interests while never showing you one single post from a person you follow
I know there are bigger issues with air travel right now, but there should be a division of airport security that deals with people who crowd the gate before their boarding group has been called
May 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I know there are bigger issues with air travel right now, but there should be a division of airport security that deals with people who crowd the gate before their boarding group has been called
Reposted by Caroline Holland
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
There’s no dread quite like the dread that sinks in when you learn the friend who makes the worst dating decisions is single again
April 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
There’s no dread quite like the dread that sinks in when you learn the friend who makes the worst dating decisions is single again
Are you even from Massachusetts if your friend doesn’t text you that she saw your high school crush at Easter Mass
April 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Are you even from Massachusetts if your friend doesn’t text you that she saw your high school crush at Easter Mass
Everyone else on the plane should get to vote on whether they trust the people in the exit row to help in the event of an emergency
April 19, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Everyone else on the plane should get to vote on whether they trust the people in the exit row to help in the event of an emergency
Every year I think I’m too old to have friends who go to Coachella and every year I’m proven wrong
April 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Every year I think I’m too old to have friends who go to Coachella and every year I’m proven wrong