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misspelled rants and an armada's worth of swears ...
glueing stuff together and drawing with markers
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Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
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Dude did a fake presidential run to build interest in a media company, accidentally became the president, accidentally committed a bunch of crimes because he's stupid, then had to try to become the president a second time so he wouldn't go to jail and it worked
a) this is pathetic regime shit from CBS.
b) this is genuinely his dream, he would so much rather be a TV host than president.
b) this is genuinely his dream, he would so much rather be a TV host than president.
December 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Dude did a fake presidential run to build interest in a media company, accidentally became the president, accidentally committed a bunch of crimes because he's stupid, then had to try to become the president a second time so he wouldn't go to jail and it worked
No, woman at the bar the other day, I don't believe someone in Philly said you couldn't walk home because of "the crime" ... If there really was a dangerous amount of crime in Philly they'd just hand you a bat on your way out ...
December 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
No, woman at the bar the other day, I don't believe someone in Philly said you couldn't walk home because of "the crime" ... If there really was a dangerous amount of crime in Philly they'd just hand you a bat on your way out ...
It's been so long since I've been to my regular cafe I had to actually give them my name when I ordered ... First time in like 3 years ...
December 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
It's been so long since I've been to my regular cafe I had to actually give them my name when I ordered ... First time in like 3 years ...
Dude, don't most pdf viewers/editors have a built in redaction function that automatically fully deletes the redacted parts so they aren't recoverable?
December 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Dude, don't most pdf viewers/editors have a built in redaction function that automatically fully deletes the redacted parts so they aren't recoverable?
Can't imagine there will be any wide scale economic issues caused by this ... /S
The SAVE Plan is ending and repayment options will change dramatically in the new year. n.pr/49oJ7Jg
Federal student loans are changing. Here's what to expect in 2026
The SAVE Plan is ending and repayment options will change dramatically in the new year.
n.pr
December 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Can't imagine there will be any wide scale economic issues caused by this ... /S
"nothing will stand between my men and getting home ... not even me ... "
bitch you are the only one who survives a ten year journey that could have been avoided if you just didn't piss off the god of oceans before getting in a fucking boat you asshole ...
bitch you are the only one who survives a ten year journey that could have been avoided if you just didn't piss off the god of oceans before getting in a fucking boat you asshole ...
December 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"nothing will stand between my men and getting home ... not even me ... "
bitch you are the only one who survives a ten year journey that could have been avoided if you just didn't piss off the god of oceans before getting in a fucking boat you asshole ...
bitch you are the only one who survives a ten year journey that could have been avoided if you just didn't piss off the god of oceans before getting in a fucking boat you asshole ...
"it doesn't advance the ball" bitch you are a journalist not a fucking quarterback ...
December 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"it doesn't advance the ball" bitch you are a journalist not a fucking quarterback ...
even Billy is like "yea if i'm in the files throw me under the bus too"
December 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
even Billy is like "yea if i'm in the files throw me under the bus too"
does Rahm Emanuel not realize that the only people who actually remember his name hate the shit out of him ...
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
does Rahm Emanuel not realize that the only people who actually remember his name hate the shit out of him ...
at least their stupidity is out running their evil ...
December 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
at least their stupidity is out running their evil ...
four beers, a shot of fernet, a 300% tip ... and still only $60 this is why you should have a regular bar ...
December 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
four beers, a shot of fernet, a 300% tip ... and still only $60 this is why you should have a regular bar ...
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4 extra seconds of daylight let's goooooo
December 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
4 extra seconds of daylight let's goooooo
Wow ... She can't even censor a story well?
December 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Wow ... She can't even censor a story well?
Either fix the Supreme Court or write a new constitution ... Those are our only options ...
December 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Either fix the Supreme Court or write a new constitution ... Those are our only options ...
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I can’t even with this.
“Battleships”?
“Golden Fleet”?
Honest to Pete what is happening
“Battleships”?
“Golden Fleet”?
Honest to Pete what is happening
President Trump will announce on Monday a new type of large warship he is calling “battleships,” marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new “Golden Fleet.”
Trump To Announce Navy Will Buy New ‘Battleship’
The new warship will be the latest in what the White House envisions as a “Golden Fleet.”
on.wsj.com
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I can’t even with this.
“Battleships”?
“Golden Fleet”?
Honest to Pete what is happening
“Battleships”?
“Golden Fleet”?
Honest to Pete what is happening
If the college I worked for was hosting a debate about whether or not we need God and I knew the people organizing it I might find it interesting enough to go to ... Hell even a show on PBS that surveyed contemporary religion I might watch that ... But I'm not watching that thing ...
December 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If the college I worked for was hosting a debate about whether or not we need God and I knew the people organizing it I might find it interesting enough to go to ... Hell even a show on PBS that surveyed contemporary religion I might watch that ... But I'm not watching that thing ...
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Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day
"I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off.
There's silence for a second.
"Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."
"I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off.
There's silence for a second.
"Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."
Galaxy Quest - a perfect movie, just a wonderful love letter to actors, sci-fi, Star Trek in particular, and to fandom - really deserves a proper physical release with decent extras. Think Weaver's right that releasing a R-rated cut would be fun, too.
Sigourney Weaver Says She Wishes DreamWorks Released A Director’s Cut Of ‘Galaxy Quest,’ Reminisces On Sequel That Never Came To Pass
Sigourney Weaver reflected on cult classic Galaxy Quest and how she wishes the sci-fi satire had released an R-rated director's cut.
deadline.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day
"I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off.
There's silence for a second.
"Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."
"I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off.
There's silence for a second.
"Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."
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the vice president is a klansman
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the vice president is a klansman
Attempt! To! Impeach! Him! For! Everything!
December 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Attempt! To! Impeach! Him! For! Everything!
You guys had months and months to clean these up and not only did you still fuck it up but you thought no one would notice missing files in the most sought after database in decades ...
BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
You guys had months and months to clean these up and not only did you still fuck it up but you thought no one would notice missing files in the most sought after database in decades ...
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rare to see an ugly interior that knows ball these days
I've never lived so close to a What Are We Even Doing Here real estate listing, and I am here, gifting you this experience, make sure to open the pictures
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 - 3 beds/3.5 baths
(SW Michigan MLS) For Sale: 3 beds, 3.5 baths ∙ 5000 sq. ft. ∙ 414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 ∙ $7,000,000 ∙ MLS# 25062388 ∙ This Downtown Ann Arbor penthouse stands among the finest residence...
www.redfin.com
December 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
rare to see an ugly interior that knows ball these days
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the category error most generative AI defenders make is that it doesn't make them better artists, it makes them worse patrons of the arts
December 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
the category error most generative AI defenders make is that it doesn't make them better artists, it makes them worse patrons of the arts
i don't even think that televised debates between political candidates are a good idea ... why would i want to hear any of these people argue about this shit ...
December 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i don't even think that televised debates between political candidates are a good idea ... why would i want to hear any of these people argue about this shit ...
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this is just graffiti
The Trump Doctrine is, essentially: “Who’s gonna stop you?”
December 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
this is just graffiti