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CaptHandlebar
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You thought God was an architect, now you know he’s something like a pipe bomb ready to blow.
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Bears: We absolutely need a TD on this next play.
WR: So, set up at the 2yd line?
Bears: Absolutely.
There they are. There are the Bears we knew were getting lucky to win the last couple of games.
Ugh.
Bears offense is just shy of taking a knee the rest of the game.
Bears falling back to that offensive play calling that includes aiming short of the yard-of-gain every chance they get.
Ugh.
Seriously - @cbssports.bsky.social can you please show the game prior to the snaps? This is getting stupid.
This CBS production crew covering the Chicago game is awful.
This CBS production crew covering the Chicago game is awful.
Are we (they) still talking about using your hands to eat food? Are these the same people who go to BW3 for date night?
Ah yes, children have notoriously fared quite well when looking at their health through the lense of history.
I was born at the children’s hospital in Washington DC
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Just for the record, in 2020:
- Wray was the FBI director Trump handpicked to replace Comey
- Jack Smith was in the Hague prosecuting Kosovo war crimes
- Garland was an appeals court judge
- Monaco was in private practice in LA

There was no Biden administration yet, crooked or otherwise.

He crazy.
Because our press is pro-capitalism not pro-democracy.
For clarity, Olivia is a student but I am fairly certain that Kyle is not.
That is the funny part, the newspaper is not necessarily run by students/kids.
This is one of those times when Indiana makes national news and it isn’t all bad.
I mean, the underlying issue is bad, but we got a feel-good story out of it, at least.
Would like to see this same energy when writing about the current administration, WaPo.
I forgot how much I hate watching SGA flop.
It improves homosexuality?
I am hetero, but this sounds intriguing.
I have just been exhaling this whole time - for free?!
New wellness grift just dropped
They won’t change the test.
They will just ignore the document that has the answers.
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
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Breaking: The Supreme Court is now officially considering taking up a case overturning same-sex marriage.

This is the first time in history the court has considered rolling back this right.
“Alexa, what is Wilhoit’s law?”