Captain Roots
@captainroots.bsky.social
Funny Captain Guy.
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He/They
Funny Sewer Gremlin and Professional Failwife who makes bad videos.
27.
He/They
Funny Sewer Gremlin and Professional Failwife who makes bad videos.
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Brioche the Doughmancer 🫓
December 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Brioche the Doughmancer 🫓
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Mario feeled the Princess big boobs
September 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Mario feeled the Princess big boobs
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I have come to terms with the Thing I Hate not being made for me, and have moved on to two splendid pastimes: enjoying Other Things with my time, and being happy that other people enjoy Their Thing.
December 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I have come to terms with the Thing I Hate not being made for me, and have moved on to two splendid pastimes: enjoying Other Things with my time, and being happy that other people enjoy Their Thing.
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⚙️ 2D from Gorillaz is non-binary now. Good for them.
💕 I still can't stop laughing at that "HIS PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM" ass moment.
💕 I still can't stop laughing at that "HIS PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM" ass moment.
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
⚙️ 2D from Gorillaz is non-binary now. Good for them.
💕 I still can't stop laughing at that "HIS PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM" ass moment.
💕 I still can't stop laughing at that "HIS PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM" ass moment.
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Stephen Flynn criticises Nigel Farage from attacking children who speak more than one language #BBCQT
"A man who aspires to be PM of these isle would pick a fight with school kids, would hold school kids up as an object to beat, absolutely repulses me and it should repulse all of you as well"
"A man who aspires to be PM of these isle would pick a fight with school kids, would hold school kids up as an object to beat, absolutely repulses me and it should repulse all of you as well"
December 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Stephen Flynn criticises Nigel Farage from attacking children who speak more than one language #BBCQT
"A man who aspires to be PM of these isle would pick a fight with school kids, would hold school kids up as an object to beat, absolutely repulses me and it should repulse all of you as well"
"A man who aspires to be PM of these isle would pick a fight with school kids, would hold school kids up as an object to beat, absolutely repulses me and it should repulse all of you as well"
the new pokemon dlc has given staraptor a mega, and its so good. 10/10 best dlc thank you for doing my best boy justice
so delightfully edgy. awesome.
so delightfully edgy. awesome.
December 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
the new pokemon dlc has given staraptor a mega, and its so good. 10/10 best dlc thank you for doing my best boy justice
so delightfully edgy. awesome.
so delightfully edgy. awesome.
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just discovered this new pokemon evo line. thoughts
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
just discovered this new pokemon evo line. thoughts
Every year when Spotify Wrapped comes around I end up just publicly doing a walk of shame
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Every year when Spotify Wrapped comes around I end up just publicly doing a walk of shame
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December 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Sonic says: don't give up
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Sonic says: don't give up
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she call me wacky races the way my dick dastardly
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
she call me wacky races the way my dick dastardly
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I've waited a decade to witness something so beautiful like this to happen in air riders
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I've waited a decade to witness something so beautiful like this to happen in air riders
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We’re just normal men
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
We’re just normal men
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Bodied by my eldest , frankly
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Bodied by my eldest , frankly
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In a bit of an art block lately so here's my Baka Wagon
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
In a bit of an art block lately so here's my Baka Wagon
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