Captain Ersatz pre-debut vtuber
@captainersatz.bsky.social
Producer/songwriter/composer. I am the last cyberpunk 💾 captainersatz.bandcamp.com Donate ko-fi.com/captainersatz ❤ my love @uguubella.bsky.social ♥ icon from picrew made by @nokenook
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The web site of captainersatz
captainersatz.neocities.org
Here's my music portfolio
Many genres! Many aliases! Many moods! Please peep the subpages! Under construction website!
captainersatz.neocities.org/pages/music
Many genres! Many aliases! Many moods! Please peep the subpages! Under construction website!
captainersatz.neocities.org/pages/music
There's a lot of work I need to do to assert my existence
December 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
There's a lot of work I need to do to assert my existence
Mouth tasting like blood hope it's not a medication side effect
December 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Mouth tasting like blood hope it's not a medication side effect
Hey I just want to say
Actually nvm
Actually nvm
December 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Hey I just want to say
Actually nvm
Actually nvm
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Noticing I'm falling into the yt "just one more video" trap again and I hate it
This doesn't usually happen with me and normal tv shows so I gotta get out
This doesn't usually happen with me and normal tv shows so I gotta get out
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Noticing I'm falling into the yt "just one more video" trap again and I hate it
This doesn't usually happen with me and normal tv shows so I gotta get out
This doesn't usually happen with me and normal tv shows so I gotta get out
Just wanna fuck around and make beats but that's hard to do on the clock
December 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Just wanna fuck around and make beats but that's hard to do on the clock
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WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY AUNTIE
WAS LIKE A BIG SISTER
LIKE FAMILY TO ME
BUT NOW SHE'S A SEXY
BUT NOW SHE'S
AN EROTIC WOMAN
BUT NOW SHE IS SO HOT
I HAD JUST LEARNED
HOW TO EJACULATE
AND NOW MY ORGASMIC COCK IS
STUCK INSIDE OF HER
A YOUNG BOY
MY AUNTIE
WAS LIKE A BIG SISTER
LIKE FAMILY TO ME
BUT NOW SHE'S A SEXY
BUT NOW SHE'S
AN EROTIC WOMAN
BUT NOW SHE IS SO HOT
I HAD JUST LEARNED
HOW TO EJACULATE
AND NOW MY ORGASMIC COCK IS
STUCK INSIDE OF HER
When I Was Little, My Auntie Was Like A Big Sister To Me, But Now She's A Sexy, Erotic Woman... I Had Just Learned How To Ejaculate, And Now My Orgasmic Cock Is Stuck Inside Her Pussy And There's No Way For Me To Stop This Forbidden Relationship!
December 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY AUNTIE
WAS LIKE A BIG SISTER
LIKE FAMILY TO ME
BUT NOW SHE'S A SEXY
BUT NOW SHE'S
AN EROTIC WOMAN
BUT NOW SHE IS SO HOT
I HAD JUST LEARNED
HOW TO EJACULATE
AND NOW MY ORGASMIC COCK IS
STUCK INSIDE OF HER
A YOUNG BOY
MY AUNTIE
WAS LIKE A BIG SISTER
LIKE FAMILY TO ME
BUT NOW SHE'S A SEXY
BUT NOW SHE'S
AN EROTIC WOMAN
BUT NOW SHE IS SO HOT
I HAD JUST LEARNED
HOW TO EJACULATE
AND NOW MY ORGASMIC COCK IS
STUCK INSIDE OF HER
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#SaveSpeech
We only have about a week before most legislators go out for a holiday recess, so i recommend giving your reps a call to oppose bad internet bills!
I've included a script i adapted from one initially written by FFtF
www.congress.gov/members/find...
www.badinternetbills.com
We only have about a week before most legislators go out for a holiday recess, so i recommend giving your reps a call to oppose bad internet bills!
I've included a script i adapted from one initially written by FFtF
www.congress.gov/members/find...
www.badinternetbills.com
![Hi there, My name is (your name) and I am calling to oppose multiple harmful internet bills that are moving through Congress right now. I oppose all bills that mandate online ID checks, infringe upon our constitutional right to free speech on the internet, enable government policing of online resources, and threaten end-to-end encryption. If you truly care about young people’s experience on the internet, you should pass comprehensive data privacy legislation and oppose any bill that forces Internet users to submit to ID checks or would censor the internet, like the SCREEN Act, App Store Accountability Act, and KOSA
additionally, I want to advocate for section 230, which I have seen multiple legislators call for repealing. Section 230 is integral to a free and open internet, and repealing it would destroy the internet as we know it and countless livelihoods. I do not want to see section 230 repealed, I want to see it protected.
[optional]
here is a list of bills that i believe must be opposed due to either increasing censorship, or surveillance:
The Kids Online Safety Act
SCREEN Act
App Store Accountability Act
Stop CSAM act of 2025
Sammy's law
RESET Act
GAMING Act
Safe Messaging for Kids Act
Parents Over Platforms Act](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xawhcpoqu6pdxpp72fd43wuf/bafkreic3czewlpy3x4hv3egoajd2mrknydxc6ecu42ionk5ur4ilowi2uy@jpeg)
December 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
#SaveSpeech
We only have about a week before most legislators go out for a holiday recess, so i recommend giving your reps a call to oppose bad internet bills!
I've included a script i adapted from one initially written by FFtF
www.congress.gov/members/find...
www.badinternetbills.com
We only have about a week before most legislators go out for a holiday recess, so i recommend giving your reps a call to oppose bad internet bills!
I've included a script i adapted from one initially written by FFtF
www.congress.gov/members/find...
www.badinternetbills.com
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
Opening this app is like self-harm a lot of the time but I can't help scrolling sometimes because on occasion I see something funny
December 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Opening this app is like self-harm a lot of the time but I can't help scrolling sometimes because on occasion I see something funny
I'm not unlike some nebulous cloud of a person, seeping like a gas into most people's lives and blowing away in the wind, unable to grasp or be grasped
December 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I'm not unlike some nebulous cloud of a person, seeping like a gas into most people's lives and blowing away in the wind, unable to grasp or be grasped
Once again scrolling to find an answer
December 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Once again scrolling to find an answer
If I tell myself that I like what I make and I'm capable of making art then maybe someday it'll come true but I don't have faith
I'll just keep putting the work in the wrong places and staying an amateur in eternal arrested development
I'll just keep putting the work in the wrong places and staying an amateur in eternal arrested development
December 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If I tell myself that I like what I make and I'm capable of making art then maybe someday it'll come true but I don't have faith
I'll just keep putting the work in the wrong places and staying an amateur in eternal arrested development
I'll just keep putting the work in the wrong places and staying an amateur in eternal arrested development
Someone has to grab my hand and pull my away from my phone and slap me in the face every time I feel the urge to depression post I swear to god
December 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Someone has to grab my hand and pull my away from my phone and slap me in the face every time I feel the urge to depression post I swear to god
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More inky and more cuties owo
#diamineInkvent2025
#diamineInkvent2025
December 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
More inky and more cuties owo
#diamineInkvent2025
#diamineInkvent2025
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The end of Section 230 would mean the end of all but the largest websites that allow user-generated content at all - and even the largest would be radically changed and locked down
It would probably mean the end of your fav streamers' careers
Call your senators and your representatives about this
It would probably mean the end of your fav streamers' careers
Call your senators and your representatives about this
Sen. WHITEHOUSE: We finally are moving to file a bipartisan Section 230 repeal bill. Waiting any longer serves no useful purpose.
December 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The end of Section 230 would mean the end of all but the largest websites that allow user-generated content at all - and even the largest would be radically changed and locked down
It would probably mean the end of your fav streamers' careers
Call your senators and your representatives about this
It would probably mean the end of your fav streamers' careers
Call your senators and your representatives about this
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You need to contact your representative and demand that Section 230 be protected, not repealed, NOW.
www.congress.gov/members/find...
www.congress.gov/members/find...
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
You need to contact your representative and demand that Section 230 be protected, not repealed, NOW.
www.congress.gov/members/find...
www.congress.gov/members/find...
Damn I can't believe Half-Life 3 dropped
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Damn I can't believe Half-Life 3 dropped
Coffee Brown vs Sexy Cookie
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Coffee Brown vs Sexy Cookie
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So many publications are phrasing the netflix - warner thing as a done deal, but its not + it will take a YEAR minimum to even officialize this sale. Ive heard the director's guild of america is planning a movement to block the proceedings, they dont want you to know you can oppose this
December 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
So many publications are phrasing the netflix - warner thing as a done deal, but its not + it will take a YEAR minimum to even officialize this sale. Ive heard the director's guild of america is planning a movement to block the proceedings, they dont want you to know you can oppose this
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
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I cannot stress enough to any other Australians to please avoid KWS verification like the plague.
I was checking through what bluesky's verification was and just immediately with this.
If you don't know, KWS had a data breech and it was confirmed user data was stolen that was supposed to be deleted
I was checking through what bluesky's verification was and just immediately with this.
If you don't know, KWS had a data breech and it was confirmed user data was stolen that was supposed to be deleted
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I cannot stress enough to any other Australians to please avoid KWS verification like the plague.
I was checking through what bluesky's verification was and just immediately with this.
If you don't know, KWS had a data breech and it was confirmed user data was stolen that was supposed to be deleted
I was checking through what bluesky's verification was and just immediately with this.
If you don't know, KWS had a data breech and it was confirmed user data was stolen that was supposed to be deleted
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RED ALERT
The House Energy & Commerce committee is moving full steam ahead for several age verification bills including KOSA this Thursday
We need to spread mass opposition now. We cannot allow this to pass. We have to drive mass calls into congress NOW
Call 202-224-3121
www.badinternetbills.com
The House Energy & Commerce committee is moving full steam ahead for several age verification bills including KOSA this Thursday
We need to spread mass opposition now. We cannot allow this to pass. We have to drive mass calls into congress NOW
Call 202-224-3121
www.badinternetbills.com
Bad Internet Bills
All of the bad internet bills. One website.
www.badinternetbills.com
December 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
RED ALERT
The House Energy & Commerce committee is moving full steam ahead for several age verification bills including KOSA this Thursday
We need to spread mass opposition now. We cannot allow this to pass. We have to drive mass calls into congress NOW
Call 202-224-3121
www.badinternetbills.com
The House Energy & Commerce committee is moving full steam ahead for several age verification bills including KOSA this Thursday
We need to spread mass opposition now. We cannot allow this to pass. We have to drive mass calls into congress NOW
Call 202-224-3121
www.badinternetbills.com