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Capt. BranBran

@captainbranbran.bsky.social

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I like movies and pineapples. Slowly but surely, I plan to fill my casual wardrobe entirely with UFO tee shirts. Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/8pmQ7 Profile pic by my wife: @RacecarArt.bsky.social

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 17h

Eh, the album he released after that Halloween song was Bad...

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 19h

Soooo... was his third wish to travel back in time and become a 17th century pirate?

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Racecar @racecarart.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you to everyone that has comm'd me so far!! Plans changed I have at least *one more week* of unemployment before my new job, so I am still open for comms if anyone is interested! 🙏💜

Here's a couple that I haven't shared yet! #art #commission #furry

Character by @feycrowns.bsky.social commissioned by @sabotsen.bsky.social. She is standing at a 3/4 angle facing away from the viewer looking back with a smile, her locks and rabbit ears floofed up and her tail looping around her.

Character by @leggychow.bsky.social commissioned by @sleuf.bsky.social. They are a plus sized maned wolf smiling with their tongue sticking out and a paw up in a peace sign.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 4d

I didn't even get up to the nightmarish endgame, but it was still a slog! I'll go back when the 1+2HD version comes out, though. It's gotta be better than the Android port...

Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 4d

If a Manhattan is a twist on the Martini, then this is a re-twist back towards gin - with a sweet white "vermouth" equivalent and lemon bitters. A second twist, so let's call it... Second City.

#homebar #mixology #cocktails

Bottles of Botanist gin, Chateau la Tour Blanche wine, and Fee Brothers lemon bitters alongside a coupe glass with a yellowish cocktail.

Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 4d

I subscribe to the theory that they burn their coffee so it has a distinctive taste that people crave over and above their standard coffee cravings.

Oh! Their blonde roast is good when they're actually selling it! Tastes like Taco Bell coffee (hear me out...) before they changed THAT formula.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 4d

We have 8, and Hannah beat and loved 11! I beat 1 in a few sessions and then started 2 and bounced off the difficulty curve.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 4d

The cost? The quality?* The wait? The other customers?

*Their burnt espresso flavor does make for a pretty good salted caramel mocha...

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 4d

I gotta get to playing more Dragon Quest. That DQ3 remake is loaded in my Switch, just calling to me...

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 5d

a man wearing a plaid shirt and a jacket is making a face .

ALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt and a jacket is making a face .

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 6d

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 8d

With those hairdos shopped on, Troy and Abed look like characters in a Key and Peel sketch

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Heidi J. De Vries @matokieslaughter.bsky.social · 8d

Movie posters as embroideries by French artist Emily Beer
emilybeer.fr/series

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 8d

@racecarart.bsky.social Sounds like we need to go back to Portland, I want these donuts!

Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 10d

That's not Workcompsognathus, it's a GIANT CHICKEN!!!

Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 12d

Have you ever tried to punch a bird?!

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 14d

Being Kirby'd fills you with determination.

Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 14d

Keith Davis? I loved him in Community!

Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 16d

a man in a suit is holding a cup of coffee and says `` don 't mind if i do '' .

ALT: a man in a suit is holding a cup of coffee and says `` don 't mind if i do '' .

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 18d

Maybe Raw Egg Nationalist is my mother-in-law?

It's not her WHOLE identity, but it's a significant portion.

Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 19d

Oh! Is he saying that Jack would claim "White replacement theory is good because we now have better street food"?

Because the fajita picture is totally in line with Jack's own elaborate soyboy kinda bit.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 19d

Wait... what? Is he complaining that we have gyros and kebabs being sold on the street? Is this guy saying John Movies a race traitor because he likes fajitas?

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 19d

I can do this one!
Wait, I've never played this game...
Something something Quest.

Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 21d

If a game doesn't let me hit R3 or ZL or whatever, I return that game.

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Racecar @racecarart.bsky.social · 23d

I'M BACK and ready to rock! #CommissionsOpen #Art

💜💲2️⃣5️⃣ per character.
💜SFW only
💜Payment via Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/racecarart

Thank you all for your patience! I'm really excited to draw for y'all 🙏

Racecar's Unemployment Sketch-A-Thon:
$25 Ko-Fi payment for 1 character colored sketch. TaxRaptor says, "Please comm me to help keep me sane during this week!"

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