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Captain C'vahn

@capncvahn.bsky.social

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Grade A catboi beef 💪 He/Him | Bi | Top/Vers | Limsan Privateer 🔞N/SFW🔞 DMs open, collab/RP with mutuals Carrd: https://theroughseas.carrd.co Lore posts: #VahnLore Consent is sexy~

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 3h

plankton from spongebob is sitting in a chair holding a bucket of popcorn

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 3h

HECKIN CUTIES THE LOT OF YOU 😻

Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 3h

Hide yo pumpkins

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 16h

Itadakimasu 🙏

Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 17h

I guess so 😌

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Definitely Not Elzi's Alt @definitelynotelzii.bsky.social · 21h

"Hey there, short stuff. Anyone ever say you look like a snack?"
Thanks @capncvahn.bsky.social for letting me entertain this idea

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 17h

Beef tacos 💙

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 21h

Me: Posts a nekkid shower picture
modbot: EXPLICIT!! MUST HIDE IT!!
Me: posts a raunchy aggressive lewd pose
modbot: I dunno, suggestive I guess?

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 21h

#Hrothtober Day 14: Arena

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 1d

I feel this in my soul

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Noh'a @nohanelhah.bsky.social · 1d

i couldnt get this out of my brain when MHW crossover was announced

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cozy milly 🥀 @mischiefmilly.bsky.social · 1d

life's too short #millysillies

Biblo Baggins "after all, why shouldn't i keep it" meme except it says:

After all, why not?

Why shouldn't I make despicably horny shit which appeals to me?

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 1d

👀

a calico cat standing in front of a blue box that says ' noodles ' on it

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 1d

They really should've just @ you smh my head 😌

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Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 1d

It's Pirates of the Caribbean. But he's Jack's sexier and more successful rival. 😹

💛💚 Velnica 💜🐍 @velnica.me · 1d

#wolqotd #wolquestion

What movie franchise AU would your WoL star in? Which character/role/trope would they fill?

Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 1d

Some will see the growth and nuance in his willingness to give second chances, others will see hypocrisy.
Some will find it charming that he flirts with everyone, some will find it annoying or even threatening.
Many will take issue with his alchemical and aetheric knowledge because he can't read.

Kypepe @kypepe.etheirys.social · 1d

#wolqotd hypothetical.

Your OC becomes a canon character. What is their "problematic trait" that creates fandom discourse? This can be a genuinely problematic character trait or it can be something completely innocuous.

Captain C'vahn @capncvahn.bsky.social · 1d

C'vahn's sword would be a pirate's saber, forged of blue crystal reminiscent of the ocean sky. Despite the many cracks and scratches, it holds firm, and it crackles with the energy of a monsoon. The hilt is wrapped in the style seen in Doman katana, with a stormcloud design set into the pommel.