Cap’n Cornelius
@capncornelius.bsky.social
That guy who helped get Scott Howson fired. Keeper of the Jarmo Files. Defender of the Realm.
Um, isn’t this suggesting a broad search of cellphone data without a warrant?
Everyone in this admin, from the president on down, rushes to social media to put things out rather than act responsibly and prudently. Always looking to declare victory while seeking praise.
December 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Um, isn’t this suggesting a broad search of cellphone data without a warrant?
I don’t know. The GM that re-upped this defense long-term with zero upgrade and didn’t bring in any goaltending help is probably the bigger problem. But since the owners only hired him to babysit Rick Nash, what comes next will only be worse.
December 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I don’t know. The GM that re-upped this defense long-term with zero upgrade and didn’t bring in any goaltending help is probably the bigger problem. But since the owners only hired him to babysit Rick Nash, what comes next will only be worse.
The reality most don’t want to face is that Greaves is, ideally, a backup goalie in this league. But he’s the best we’ve got.
December 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The reality most don’t want to face is that Greaves is, ideally, a backup goalie in this league. But he’s the best we’ve got.
I was told tanking was the wrong way to build a team. Yet the Sharks and Blackhawks are ahead of the Jackets in the standings powered by superior talent.
December 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I was told tanking was the wrong way to build a team. Yet the Sharks and Blackhawks are ahead of the Jackets in the standings powered by superior talent.
Tired: Never meet your heroes.
Wired: Actually those two guys who played those fictional characters you loved growing up were pretty good eggs all along.
Wired: Actually those two guys who played those fictional characters you loved growing up were pretty good eggs all along.
Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more...
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December 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Tired: Never meet your heroes.
Wired: Actually those two guys who played those fictional characters you loved growing up were pretty good eggs all along.
Wired: Actually those two guys who played those fictional characters you loved growing up were pretty good eggs all along.
I feel like the Jackets could have come close to matching this or maybe beat it. But continuing to do nothing is also an option.
So the Quinn Hughes to Philly dream is dead (for now I guess). It's Minnesota that gets him, with Marco Rossi, Zeev Buium, Liam Ohgren and a 2026 1st as the pieces.
December 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I feel like the Jackets could have come close to matching this or maybe beat it. But continuing to do nothing is also an option.
So much for the thought that he was absolutely going to NJ.
Breaking: Quinn Hughes is being traded to Minnesota
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
So much for the thought that he was absolutely going to NJ.
Shocking. Actually, whatever the opposite of shocking is.
(🚨) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: FBI Admits in Court Filing That It Is Aware of Epstein “Client Lists”—Months After the Personal Lawyer for Longtime Epstein Wingman Donald Trump, Pam Bondi, Told America No Such Lists Existed
Take from this the obvious conclusion.
Take from this the obvious conclusion.
FOIA Files
Come behind the scenes as Bloomberg's FOIA expert uncovers interesting documents never seen before.
www.bloomberg.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Shocking. Actually, whatever the opposite of shocking is.
“He’s right, you know.”
NEW: Last night's game was ugly. But, while everyone was quick to blame goaltending; a bigger issue continues to hamper this team. #CBJ
unionandblue.com/blue-jackets...
unionandblue.com/blue-jackets...
Blue Jackets struggles are about far more than goaltending
The Blue Jackets aren't winning hockey games, no matter who is tending their crease.
unionandblue.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
“He’s right, you know.”
First question from the press should be—how old were the women in the photo?
House Oversight Committee released a batch of 95,000 photos from the Epstein Files—
"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as #Trump — Not one decent cell in his body" - Jeffrey Epstein
"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as #Trump — Not one decent cell in his body" - Jeffrey Epstein
December 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
First question from the press should be—how old were the women in the photo?
No, dumbasses, the CONSTITUTION says he doesn’t have the jurisdiction. FFS This isn’t “he said, she said.” The legal authority is clear.
Peters is serving a nine-year prison sentence in Colorado after being convicted by a state court for tampering with voting machines.
Trump Says He’s Pardoned Tina Peters—Colorado Officials Say He Lacks Jurisdiction
Peters is serving a nine-year prison sentence in Colorado after being convicted by a state court for tampering with voting machines.
www.forbes.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
No, dumbasses, the CONSTITUTION says he doesn’t have the jurisdiction. FFS This isn’t “he said, she said.” The legal authority is clear.
Wait, they didn’t want Elvis? I keed, I keed.
Done deal.
The Oilers have made their long-awaited goaltending move, acquiring Tristan Jarry from the Penguins.
Jarry and forward Sam Poulin to Edmonton. Stuart Skinner, Brett Kulak and a '29 2nd to Pittsburgh.
Oilers also get defenseman Spencer Stastney from Predators for '27 3rd.
The Oilers have made their long-awaited goaltending move, acquiring Tristan Jarry from the Penguins.
Jarry and forward Sam Poulin to Edmonton. Stuart Skinner, Brett Kulak and a '29 2nd to Pittsburgh.
Oilers also get defenseman Spencer Stastney from Predators for '27 3rd.
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Wait, they didn’t want Elvis? I keed, I keed.
Sigh… Boneheaded decision to start Elvis based on “stats” bites Jackets firmly in the ass.
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Sigh… Boneheaded decision to start Elvis based on “stats” bites Jackets firmly in the ass.
Wait, did Jody suggest Fabbro and Provorov as a shutdown pair?! Look, Elvis is a liability, but we depend too much on our goalies because our defense sucks.
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Wait, did Jody suggest Fabbro and Provorov as a shutdown pair?! Look, Elvis is a liability, but we depend too much on our goalies because our defense sucks.
I get a feeling I’m going to be in a negative mood by the time @lanci53.bsky.social and I chat next week on the @goaliehugspod.bsky.social and will end up lighting into the Jackets entire organization. I’m sure it will be good entertainment.
December 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I get a feeling I’m going to be in a negative mood by the time @lanci53.bsky.social and I chat next week on the @goaliehugspod.bsky.social and will end up lighting into the Jackets entire organization. I’m sure it will be good entertainment.
This was so damned predictable and yet knowing this team needed a win, Dean started Elvis. SMH
December 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This was so damned predictable and yet knowing this team needed a win, Dean started Elvis. SMH
To be clear, the Senators are one of just 2 teams behind the Jackets in the Eastern Conference. This is utterly pathetic.
December 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
To be clear, the Senators are one of just 2 teams behind the Jackets in the Eastern Conference. This is utterly pathetic.
Pull him. This is pathetic.
December 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Pull him. This is pathetic.
Everything goes up…but that’s not inflation. SMH
Trump: "We have to get a mindset that when the country is doing well, you don't want to kill the growth. They kill the growth because they're so afraid of inflation. But you can have tremendous growth without inflation. Everything goes up with the growth. But that's not inflation."
December 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Everything goes up…but that’s not inflation. SMH
Reposted by Cap’n Cornelius
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
It’s embarrassing to me to see the Flyers mentioned and not the Jackets. This is why this team is stuck in neutral.
#Canucks
Recap of this Fourth Period article about Quinn Hughes.
www.thefourthperiod.com/dec-2025/cap...
Recap of this Fourth Period article about Quinn Hughes.
www.thefourthperiod.com/dec-2025/cap...
December 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It’s embarrassing to me to see the Flyers mentioned and not the Jackets. This is why this team is stuck in neutral.
Reminder—our GM drafted a goalie who is under contract for literally years in Russia this summer in the first round. SMH
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Reminder—our GM drafted a goalie who is under contract for literally years in Russia this summer in the first round. SMH