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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 7h

Also, we tossed that shit in the harbor to drink coffee. And we don’t need a crepe pan because we have pancakes. I’ve had English breakfast and it sucks. Keep your beans.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 7h

I mean, the British still haven’t discovered spices despite conquering the portions of the world that produced them for large portions of history so, these things happen.

Chris Kendall 👊🇪🇺🧶 @ottocr.at · 1d

This article is interesting mainly for blowing your mind as to how Americans don’t use the most basic of kitchen items like tea towels, a kettle, a pepper mill, etc 🤯

10 international kitchen staples most Americans haven’t caught on to yet

From French tea towels to Japanese knives, these international kitchen finds will make you ask: ‘Why don’t we have that?’

www.theguardian.com

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 22h

You’re a hedge fund manager who has some market exposure to soy beans, asshole. And, what hedge fund, folks? George Soros’ hedge fund, hilariously.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h

Bessent on American farmers being hurt by tariffs: "Martha, in case you don't know it, I'm actually a soybean farmer, so I have felt this pain too."

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 1d

Hitler hated modern art and insisted on designing his capital around neoclassical architecture. Why do I mention this? No reason. www.magellantv.com/articles/naz...

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 1d

Preach!

Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 2d

Matthieu, next time, take this punk out. STFU, Wilson.

RMNB @rmnb.bsky.social · 2d

Tom Wilson takes issue with Mathieu Olivier's headshot on Capitals defenseman Declan Chisholm: "I'd be banned for life if I threw that hit"

Tom Wilson takes issue with Mathieu Olivier’s headshot on Capitals defenseman Declan Chisholm: ‘I’d be banned for life if I threw that hit’

Friday night's game between the Washington Capitals and the Columbus Blue Jackets took a sharp turn in the third period. Blue Jackets…

russianmachineneverbreaks.com

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 2d

Dave Stieb and Fernando Valenzuela both screwed out of their moment.

Today In Dave Stieb History @davestiebtoday.bsky.social · 2d

October 24, 1992 (P3) - 🚨 "Congratulations, Dave Stieb. You're a World Series champion!" 🚨

Timlin to Carter, to Stieb (injured for the playoffs) running out onto the field in those flat-soled running shoes. What could do wrong... (next tweet, please...)

Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 2d

Our billionaires can pay for a ballroom and even military pay for a month but can’t seem to pay their fair share of taxes? Interesting…

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 2d

They didn’t even need to put him in the top 6, just move him up one line with some players that can finish.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 2d

I’m just saying, Thompson is pitching a heck of a shutout.

Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 2d

Wow, Thompson has a shutout going. (Thank me later)

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 2d

The goal of the health system should not, primarily, be growth of GDP. These people are the worst.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Dr Oz: "We should make you so healthy that you flourish in life and you engage the workplace. Getting America back to work full speed, getting you to work longer if you desire, that builds trillions of dollars of value to the GDP. That's the goal of the health system."

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 3d

Hate to be the conspiracy theorist here, but Trump is building a $300 million ballroom…OVER A BUNKER. The bunker is actually the thing that should concern people more as I guaranty a ton of the expense is improvements to the bunker should anyone dare to try and throw him out in 2028.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 3d

The fact that the one story this press corps can focus on is the demolition of the White House and not the demolition of our democracy is interesting.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 3d

Guess this one (like so many others) didn’t apply to him. But don’t dare say he is acting like a King.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 4d

So, folks, this is the part where the origin of the meme gets forgotten. This was literally the WHOLE SKETCH. Now it’s in human form and wants to be a Senator. FFS www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToKc...

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 4d

Hang in there. There are still some good people out there. Probably more good than bad. It just doesn’t always seem that way.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 4d

The fact that most of the rest of my sports viewing life may be polluted with him, Stephen A. Smith and Portnoy saddens me greatly.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 4d

There’s an argument that it’s straight up. Chinakhov was a first round pick.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 4d

Robertson or Reichel are the kind of guys that a Chinakhov trade is likely to garner. Robertson is probably the safer bet of the two and either will rise to the occasion to become a top 6 player or become a decent bottom six player on a line with Coyle and Olivier. www.nytimes.com/athletic/672...

Nick Robertson trade possibility bubbles again. What now for the Maple Leafs forward?

Robertson hasn’t been able to secure a permanent place in the Leafs lineup, but he’s shown enough to dissuade them from giving him away.

www.nytimes.com

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 4d

I feel like Manchin had an excuse in West Virginia. This guy is just a coward.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 4d

This guy is just the worst.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

Fetterman describes Trump trying to steal $230 million from taxpayers as "small ball, and I think we have much bigger problems than worrying about those things."

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 4d

Given the Jackets struggles at this position, worth considering an offer to Greco.

Elliotte Friedman (Bot) @notfriedgehnic.bsky.social · 4d

After last night’s game — a 4-3 win over San Jose — the Islanders made a change at goalie coach.

Sergei Naumov — who was at AHL Bridgeport and has a history with Ilya Sorokin — replaces Piero Greco

Reposted by Cap’n Cornelius

Unpaid Low Life @chaptal.bsky.social · 4d

People have not learned one thing from the demolition of the Kahiki.

www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...

Owner of Kowloon in Saugus says plan to tear down iconic restaurant is "bittersweet"

For 75 years, the Kowloon restaurant has been a Route 1 landmark where generations of families have celebrated.

www.cbsnews.com

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 5d

Every bottom pair defenseman is going to have issues. No one is going to buy on a mirage. So, how many games are you going to risk poor results just to showcase a guy? The ship has sailed here. You have to hope you get a player you can still develop with fewer minutes in return or a player that fits