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Capivara de Japona 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦🇧🇷 @capivaradejapona.bsky.social · Mar 1
As a lot of people started to follow me recently, beware: my heart is in the right place but I am a huge fan of shitposting. You've been warned.

I left X years ago, when most #onted, librarians and queer Ontarians left. Happy to find many of you here now.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 9h
After a police officer hit and killed a 34 year old homeless Indigenous woman not only will he not face any charges but they haven't even given the family an apology
aptnnews.bsky.social APTN News @aptnnews.bsky.social · 15h
The family of Tammy Bateman says they’re disappointed with a decision by Manitoba’s Independent Investigation Unit and its year-long probe into the circumstances surrounding her death to not lay charges.
Winnipeg officer who hit homeless woman in unmarked car cleared of wrongdoing
Tammy Bateman, 34, was hit and killed in a Winnipeg park in September 2024. Manitoba's IIU says the officer involved won't be charged.
www.aptnnews.ca
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Nilda Alcarinquë @nildaalcarinque.bsky.social · 3h
Mas a causa do desequilíbrio fiscal são os benefícios para os Miseráveis e o funcionalismo público
E não o quanto essas empresas sonegam
rafacst.me Rafa @rafacst.me · 4h
Brasileiros geraram receita de 6 BILHÕES de reais pra Netflix e eles tão putos de terem que pagar 10% em cima disso TOMA NO CY HEIN?
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Paraíba Feminina @tatyvaleria.bsky.social · 3h
Com o Maníaco do Parque foi igual. Só foram atrás dele DE VERDADE quando ele matou uma moça de classe média e o pai dela começou a fazer barulho na imprensa. Enquanto eram mulheres pobres, ninguém ligava
dududaro.bsky.social Paladino Raposa Doida @dududaro.bsky.social · 22h
Se você for pesquisar sobre qualquer serial killer você percebe que a demora pra prender eles tá muito mais associada ao descaso da polícia do que com a execução meticulosa do crime. Serial killer super inteligente é coisa de films
arrobagaf.bsky.social gabriel @arrobagaf.bsky.social · 23h
a advocacia BDSM

você paga o advogado pra ele te xingar nos autos
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Mity Cheese @mitycheese.bsky.social · 12h
Work / life balance.
mcsweeneys.net McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 13h
In France, we pride ourselves on enjoying life’s simple pleasures: food, drink, and the occasional grand larceny. To rush through these things would not just disrupt our leisurely schedule; it would be a sin. One must savor the moment, not run from robbery to robbery like a buffoon.
I, a French Jewel Thief, Refuse to Rob the Louvre Before Mid-Morning
“Thieves in balaclavas broke into Paris’ Louvre museum on Sunday morning, using a crane to smash an upstairs window, then stealing priceless object...
buff.ly
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ThatIngrid @thatingrid.bsky.social · 4h
One of my friends with long COVID has COVID again and I feel awful for her. Has she been perfect with avoiding infection? No. But she shouldn't have to be, WE shouldn't have to be. Imagine if as a city, state, country we had prioritised clean air and normalised staying at home when sick. (1/2)
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Capivara de Japona 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦🇧🇷 @capivaradejapona.bsky.social · 1h
Aaaw, you have a lovely husband and lives in a lovely place! May your lives be always happy, safe, prosperous, with plenty of health and beauty.
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álvaro postabosta 🚂 @alvarofreitas.bsky.social · 2h
ENCONTRADO FINALMENTE UM MÉTODO PARA DOMESTICAR ELETROSSELVAGENS!!!!!

(procure impressionar a próstata da impressora)
ezrez.bsky.social Ez “dyke ghoulfriend” @ezrez.bsky.social · 17h
my bf: they’re making printers with prostates now.
A diagram showing a hand reaching inside a printer and pressing up in a way that suggests anal fingerinf
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Cambriolage du fromage @eifrodo.bsky.social · 2h
pessoal a gente já não tinha combinado de parar de usar características físicas pra zoar o outro?
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Arnaldo Branco @arnaldobranco.bsky.social · 2h
Coisas que a direita pode fazer:

- Brincar de Maxi Cargo com a Casa Branca
- Jogar batalha naval com barco pesqueiro
- Sabotar o próprio país do estrangeiro e seguir deputado
- Ser presa no estrangeiro por sabotar o próprio país e seguir deputada

Coisas que a esquerda não pode fazer:
Manchete da Folha reclamando que Lula jogou papel no chão Manchete do G1 reclamando que a Janja falou em uma reunião na China Coluna da Danuza Leão reclamando que o Lula fez uma festa junina Artigo do Elio Gaspari reclamando que o Lula tomou um vinho caro
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Capivara de Japona 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦🇧🇷 @capivaradejapona.bsky.social · 1h
Funny and well-described in the alt text
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 2h
Halloween costume ideas for birders.
A comic called halloween costume ideas for birders. In panel 1, labeled easy, there's a person labeled northern cardinal wearing a party hat, a beak, and red clothes, and a person labeled roseate spoonbill wearing pink clothes and a wooden spoon on their nose. In panel 2, labeled harder, there's a person labeled merlin sound ID wearing a big green circle with a microphone modeled after the button on the merlin sound ID app, and a person labeled hybrid green x blue jay wearing a complex costume with a mask and robe and hat modeled after a recently discovered hybrid bird. In panel 3, labeled challenging, there's a person labeled baltimore oriole nest wearing an enormous accurate woven oriole nest suspended from their arms and shoulders, and a person labeled african jacana carrying chicks with a hideous costume of long-toed bird feet hanging from their armpits. In panel 4, labeled hot, there's a person labeled high quality spotting scope who is shirtless and is wearing a spotting scope mask on their head, and a person labeled sexy owl pellet wearing an owl pellet top and bottom with a mouse skull on their head.
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Capivara de Japona 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦🇧🇷 @capivaradejapona.bsky.social · 1h
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caioalmendra.bsky.social Caio Almendra @caioalmendra.bsky.social · 3h
Que absurdo o jornalismo brasileiro completamente de pau duro em cima de uma tragédia social anunciada.

A Venezuela não está na rota das drogas enviada aos EUA. A rota que cresce é via Equador, mas esse tem presidente aliado, né?

A morte do Bin Laden não foi um grande feito militar.

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Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 11h
Updating my LEGO White House
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calça jeans tênis samba @naomuito.bsky.social · 2h
outra resposta possível: espalharia amianto pela casa branca
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CTV News Kitchener @ctvnewskitchener.bsky.social · 2h
Here are the latest pistachio recalls at the centre of Canada’s salmonella outbreak - Health Canada has issued three more pistachio recalls so far this week, the latest in a string of more than three dozen amid an ongoing salmonella outbreak linked to the nuts.
Here are the latest pistachio recalls at the centre of Canada’s salmonella outbreak
Health Canada has issued three more pistachio recalls so far this week, the latest in a string of more than three dozen amid an ongoing salmonella outbreak linked to the nuts.
bit.ly
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Erika (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️ @erikasgarden.bsky.social · 2h
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

I do like this study, it suggests a biological component to why trans people are trans, thus giving TERFs even LESS of a leg to stand on for advocating for conversion practices

Apparently it could be methylation of RIII... don't ask me what this means
Gender-Affirming Hormone Therapy Modifies the CpG Methylation Pattern of the ESR1 Gene Promoter After Six Months of Treatment in Transmen
Brain sexual differentiation is a process that results from the effects of sex steroids on the developing brain. Evidence shows that epigenetics plays…
www.sciencedirect.com
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Capivara de Japona 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦🇧🇷 @capivaradejapona.bsky.social · 1h
As tenda tudo colada uma na outra, imagina o chulé
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Deborah Leão 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @deborahleao.bsky.social · 2h
se você sempre sonhou em acampar no trabalho, Kiko do Apartheid pode realizar
joanwestenberg.com JA Westenberg @joanwestenberg.com · 8h
Absolutely obsessed with framing your employees sleeping on the floor as a humble brag

“Look how hard my team works” no dude you’re just bad at project management.

Competent companies ship products without cosplaying being homeless
A tweet by Mark Kretschmann showing two photos of the xAI office on Grokipedia release day. The office is filled with small camping tents set up between desks and along hallways, suggesting that engineers have been sleeping there while working late. The caption notes it’s early morning and the engineers are still in their tents, joking that a good night’s sleep does wonders.
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tamarutaco @tamarutac0.bsky.social · 2h
o ser humano não voa e o super herói mais popular é o Superman porque ele voa . se os tiranossauros tivessem uma indústria editorial o super herói mais popular seria o homem borracha ou tiranossauro borracha porque ele pode esticar os braços
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pudim de cortisol @danieli.cc · 2h
abrir uma fábrica de suco chamada polpa e circunstância
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woke maressilksong 🎃 @reddish.bsky.social · 17h
papai noel tá adiantado 🙏
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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 19h
*screams*
Several of the women I interviewed belong to religious communities that strongly oppose gender-affirming care, and yet were taking testosterone in amounts comparable to those taken by some trans men.
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ERIKA HILTON @erikahilton.bsky.social · 19h
🚨 VERGONHOSO!

A Justiça de São Paulo derrubou a liminar que autorizava o aborto nos casos de retirada da camisinha sem o consentimento da mulher.

Isso é NOJENTO.

Isso é a Justiça dizendo que um homem pode forçar uma mulher a engravidar e ela não poderá fazer nada sobre isso. +👇🏽
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 19h
the day that society at large understands that testosterone and estrogen are necessary hormones in your body regardless of your sex, and that hormone supplementation is a health question rather than a loaded emotional question, will be one of the greatest days in human history.
like-the-bunch.bsky.social Brady! 🏳️‍⚧️ @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 20h
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”

when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
NYT Magazine headline “‘I'm on Fire': Testosterone Is Giving Women Back Their Sex Drive - and Then Some There is no F.D.A.-approved testosterone product for women. Insurance won't cover it. Many doctors won't prescribe it. It's become a cultural phenomenon.”
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Laura @gasseruto.bsky.social · 17h
é isso que dá quando sua Constituição datada não tipifica apologia a nazismo e o uso de símbolos nazistas como crime
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