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Lindsay
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Swiftie🫶🐍
Blink🖤🩷
MY
Paramore🧡🖤
dog mom 🐕🪽
cat mom 🐈‍⬛
historian 📜
“If you want to fight/
let’s go song for song/
let’s go back to back/
fix your fuckin’ self/
kiss my ass for that”
#titfortat #tatemcrae #t8
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I am not the least compelled/
By anyone but yourself
#sombr #12to12
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I have just enough time before night shift to watch MAGIC cut an LVAD #GreysAnatomy
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
What bogus charges did the DOJ cook up against @katmabu.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
You think you’re Betty. Turns out you’re just Augustine again.
October 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“You made a deal with this devil turns out my d*ck’s bigger” is such a hard line #TLOAS #TaylorSwift
October 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The gas station near my parents house back in Ohio smells like Vice Versa 😭
September 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“No use shootin’ for the moon/ no use chasin’ waterfalls” #EgoDeathAtABacheloretteParty
September 22, 2025 at 6:49 AM
“Cards on the table/ mine play out like fools in a fable” #TTPD #TheProphecy
September 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I’m glad Taylor is in her Showgirl era but I am still firmly in my TTPD era 🥲
September 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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It's like, "Oh, you think that a special tea will undo a TMPRSS2–ERG fusion that just gave a prostate cancer cell all the tissue-invading abilities of a hyperactive blood vessel? Let me know how that works out."
September 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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I tell you what, learn a little bit about cancer and people who think you can cure cancer with diet or supplements do look very silly. This is why cancer biologists have such a hard time not being snarky.
September 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
“What if he’s written ‘mine’ on my upper thigh only in my mind?”
September 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The more that you say, the less I know.
September 14, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Yo I am TIRED up in here.
September 14, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Hayley Williams standing on business in True Believer #EgoDeathataBacheloretteParty
August 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Jane the Virgin: hilarious, my first telenovela, I get the appeal

Severance: I don’t need sleep I need answers
August 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I don’t think New Heights is prepared for the new heights (ba dum tss) their views are about to hit tonight
August 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It’s so insane to me seeing people say Tyler Childers should’ve never gotten sober bc they think Snipe Hunter sucks. How fucking disgusting to say that about someone. Ya know?
August 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Watching My Cousin Vinny for the first time and it’s so good so far 🤣

Judge: What’re you wearing?
Vinny: I’m, uh, wearing, uh, clothes?
August 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Can’t wait for my kids to do the presidential fitness test for a dude who’s cheated on everything possible his entire life.
August 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The idea you had of me, who was she? A never needy, ever lovely jewel? Whose shine reflects on you? #ATW10MV #Red #RedTV #AllTooWell
August 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I’m getting tired, even for a phoenix, always rising from the ashes. #FromTheVault #YoureLosingMe
August 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I guess a lesser woman would’ve lost hope. A greater woman wouldn’t beg. #TheProphecy #TTPD
July 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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honestly idc somebody smuggle this man a phone I need to see him penposting
July 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM