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@canesstats.bsky.social

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I post useless stats. I don't make roster decisions. I don't believe in jinxes. Not associated with @Canes. Account is run by dog named Duke #RaiseUp

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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 4d

Haven't really posted here in awhile. Duke had a second surgery yesterday to remove a mass that was found in his ear. He also had staph infection and has been working through that too. He's been recovering, but currently on 6 different medications. So he's a very zonked good boy.

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Carolyn O @hmof2.bsky.social · 7d

From @canesstats.bsky.social
"The Carolina Hurricanes are 76-5-6 in regular season games when Seth Jarvis scores a goal. 21-0-2 in the last 23 games when Jarvis scores. And 1-0 in games where Jarvis scores a shootout goal."
As if we coulda gone to bed at 2-1.

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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 14d

Come for the Jarvy stats, stay for the Gostisbehere is Gretzky stats.

The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 14d

Shayne Gostisbehere now has 4 straight games with at least a +2 plus/minus and one point in each game to start the season.

The last player to accomplish this was Wayne Gretzky in 1988.

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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 21d

The Carolina Hurricanes are 72-5-6 in regular season games when Seth Jarvis scores a goal.

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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 28d

Thank you.

The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · Sep 30

I was gonna say the hot mics

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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · Sep 28

Jarvis, Necas, Trocheck in 2022

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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · Sep 24

I didn't post this on here, but Duke has a skin infection and has been fighting it all week, but he's feeling better.

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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · Sep 24

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Bethany @bethmysoul.bsky.social · Sep 23

our cries are being heard!! keep it up caniacs!! frontofficesports.com/canes-fans-p...

Buzz of Hockey Canada 5 Signings Provoke Backlash in Carolina

A group of Carolina fans are threatening to cancel season tickets if the team signs any of the players acquitted of sexual assault in July.

frontofficesports.com

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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · Sep 23

I've been working on an active list, but still adding to it. Tried to only add mostly local-ish sponsors.

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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · Sep 23

Just sending a message into the void to @erictulsky.bsky.social begging him not to tarnish his reputation with a signing that everyone will remember him for.

All the work you've done to empower women in hockey and tech, and strengthen the Raleigh community will be overshadowed with one move.

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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · Sep 22

This orange fuck just said taking Tylenol is not good lol.

The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · Sep 20

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jess 🎃👻☠️ @jneuandcats.bsky.social · Sep 18

@erictulsky.bsky.social it is a slap in the face of your female fans and survivors of sexual assault if you sign a single one of these players. You want what is best for the team? Don't sign them. Stand up for your fans and do not put these people on the Canes.

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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · Sep 18

Brings zero positives to the Hurricanes. Suspended until December. Offers no offensive upside. We already have a billion bottom six forwards. Does not add ticket sales or merch sales to the organization. And this is ignoring the fact he was involved in the biggest trial in Canada's history.

The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · Sep 18

Fucking stupid

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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · Sep 15

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Al Hood @albhood.bsky.social · Sep 3

Also credit to @canesstats.bsky.social for catching this-the Captain’s C has the flags. So the A also is also the same font of the CANES official word mark-hence the different font on front and back

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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · Sep 2

Here's Wonderwall