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I post useless stats. I don't make roster decisions. I don't believe in jinxes. Not associated with @Canes. Account is run by dog named Duke #RaiseUp
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Haven't really posted here in awhile. Duke had a second surgery yesterday to remove a mass that was found in his ear. He also had staph infection and has been working through that too. He's been recovering, but currently on 6 different medications. So he's a very zonked good boy.
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"The Carolina Hurricanes are 76-5-6 in regular season games when Seth Jarvis scores a goal. 21-0-2 in the last 23 games when Jarvis scores. And 1-0 in games where Jarvis scores a shootout goal."
As if we coulda gone to bed at 2-1.
Come for the Jarvy stats, stay for the Gostisbehere is Gretzky stats.
Shayne Gostisbehere now has 4 straight games with at least a +2 plus/minus and one point in each game to start the season.

The last player to accomplish this was Wayne Gretzky in 1988.
The Carolina Hurricanes are 72-5-6 in regular season games when Seth Jarvis scores a goal.
Jarvis, Necas, Trocheck in 2022
I didn't post this on here, but Duke has a skin infection and has been fighting it all week, but he's feeling better.
I've been working on an active list, but still adding to it. Tried to only add mostly local-ish sponsors.
Just sending a message into the void to @erictulsky.bsky.social begging him not to tarnish his reputation with a signing that everyone will remember him for.

All the work you've done to empower women in hockey and tech, and strengthen the Raleigh community will be overshadowed with one move.
This orange fuck just said taking Tylenol is not good lol.
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@erictulsky.bsky.social it is a slap in the face of your female fans and survivors of sexual assault if you sign a single one of these players. You want what is best for the team? Don't sign them. Stand up for your fans and do not put these people on the Canes.
Brings zero positives to the Hurricanes. Suspended until December. Offers no offensive upside. We already have a billion bottom six forwards. Does not add ticket sales or merch sales to the organization. And this is ignoring the fact he was involved in the biggest trial in Canada's history.
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Also credit to @canesstats.bsky.social for catching this-the Captain’s C has the flags. So the A also is also the same font of the CANES official word mark-hence the different font on front and back