calzcrom🔞🎨
@calzcrom.bsky.social
(19) cringe artist (SHE/HER)!!!
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SFW: @calzymp.bsky.social
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For the past few months ive been kicking around this idea in my head of making a grandiose work divulging my paralyzing fear of large numbers.
However I've been lacking in any real ideas and I’m praying that when winter break comes, it'll elevate my mood enough that i'll magically be able to do it
However I've been lacking in any real ideas and I’m praying that when winter break comes, it'll elevate my mood enough that i'll magically be able to do it
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
For the past few months ive been kicking around this idea in my head of making a grandiose work divulging my paralyzing fear of large numbers.
However I've been lacking in any real ideas and I’m praying that when winter break comes, it'll elevate my mood enough that i'll magically be able to do it
However I've been lacking in any real ideas and I’m praying that when winter break comes, it'll elevate my mood enough that i'll magically be able to do it
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Phil gets abducted by aliens and he's strapped to an operating table. They start taking photos and analyzing him. One looks down his pants and states "Mhm, shaft length approximately 1.98 standard deviations below the mean." Their assistant writes it down and they continue measuring their specimen.
April 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Phil gets abducted by aliens and he's strapped to an operating table. They start taking photos and analyzing him. One looks down his pants and states "Mhm, shaft length approximately 1.98 standard deviations below the mean." Their assistant writes it down and they continue measuring their specimen.
I have a fear of large numbers and I want you to understand this is nightmare fuel for me
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I have a fear of large numbers and I want you to understand this is nightmare fuel for me
Western civilization lowk goofy the more you think about it
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Western civilization lowk goofy the more you think about it
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Decided to go back and finish that drawing since people liked it more than i anticipated. anyway here that is.
feat. @dinkbone.bsky.social as per usual
#wedgie #calzcrom
feat. @dinkbone.bsky.social as per usual
#wedgie #calzcrom
August 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Decided to go back and finish that drawing since people liked it more than i anticipated. anyway here that is.
feat. @dinkbone.bsky.social as per usual
#wedgie #calzcrom
feat. @dinkbone.bsky.social as per usual
#wedgie #calzcrom
interdimensional entity gives phil a 4d wedgie
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
interdimensional entity gives phil a 4d wedgie
walking around in just underwear and a shirt is such a powerful feeling
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
walking around in just underwear and a shirt is such a powerful feeling
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mfs (me) be like "why does nobody follow my sfw account 😭" and its entirely pics of their glup shitto OCs eating ice cream with each other and having no interesting character traits or development
April 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
mfs (me) be like "why does nobody follow my sfw account 😭" and its entirely pics of their glup shitto OCs eating ice cream with each other and having no interesting character traits or development
another progress-post
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
another progress-post
I may be slow on the drawings for the time being cuz i've been working on this instead. animated 50 seconds so far. next time I'll animate a fetish thing instead of a shitpost.
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I may be slow on the drawings for the time being cuz i've been working on this instead. animated 50 seconds so far. next time I'll animate a fetish thing instead of a shitpost.
Awkward relatable moment
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Awkward relatable moment
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Whoops, forgot to post this one
May 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Whoops, forgot to post this one
the problem with computer manufacturers making all their parts have the most sleekest, modern, badass sounding names is that the name will not sound like it's actually 20 years old
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
the problem with computer manufacturers making all their parts have the most sleekest, modern, badass sounding names is that the name will not sound like it's actually 20 years old
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my shitty attempt at writing
Phil's Diary by calzcrom on DeviantArt
www.deviantart.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
my shitty attempt at writing
merrick: Sup DWEEBUS time for another EPIC PRANK!
phil: oh no not another wedgie!
phil: wait this isn’t a wedgie you’re just giving me a handjob
merrick: I LOVE SEXUALLY ABUSING MY BROTHER
phil: oh no not another wedgie!
phil: wait this isn’t a wedgie you’re just giving me a handjob
merrick: I LOVE SEXUALLY ABUSING MY BROTHER
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
merrick: Sup DWEEBUS time for another EPIC PRANK!
phil: oh no not another wedgie!
phil: wait this isn’t a wedgie you’re just giving me a handjob
merrick: I LOVE SEXUALLY ABUSING MY BROTHER
phil: oh no not another wedgie!
phil: wait this isn’t a wedgie you’re just giving me a handjob
merrick: I LOVE SEXUALLY ABUSING MY BROTHER
shitty reference-less drawing of "realistic" merrick
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
shitty reference-less drawing of "realistic" merrick
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🫵 You there, nerdlet! Cmere, you’re gonna be today’s toilet brush. 😈
happy World Toilet Day to all who celebrate.
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
🫵 You there, nerdlet! Cmere, you’re gonna be today’s toilet brush. 😈
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ngl people with this fetish way too okay with sticking it in other peoples faces. please learn some shame. I’m disappointed
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
ngl people with this fetish way too okay with sticking it in other peoples faces. please learn some shame. I’m disappointed
I wanna draw more of phils boyfriend
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I wanna draw more of phils boyfriend
my shitty attempt at writing
Phil's Diary by calzcrom on DeviantArt
www.deviantart.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
my shitty attempt at writing