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Formerly @imacabbienow on twitter dot com. Sorry

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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · Sep 8

City of Roses is like

a man in a red shirt is saying you guys wanna start a fight

Alt: a man in a red shirt is saying you guys wanna start a fight

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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 3h

May every data center be struck by lightning

Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 5h

I just snagged this nostalgia-baby off eBay, circa 2002. Almost as scary.

A radica big screen Tetris handheld gaming device.

Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 7h

It’s ok, I’m distracting myself by bouncing around Wikipedia on the “Powers & Abilities” section of comic book characters.

Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 7h

Took me a second

Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 7h

My ex texted me her new number this afternoon, I haven’t seen her in 3 years

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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 7h

Checked if the sword was battle ready or just a decorative piece? Whenever I hear someone went on the internet, I assume they’re checking out cool swords, and pondering “if wearing a sword was socially acceptable nowadays, what would I go with?”

Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 9h

I’m literally crab rangoon

Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 9h

If that’s the angle for you , go for it. It’s a treat

Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 9h

Without reading the article, I think smucker’s has the patent on the bread crimping, or the machine that does it

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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 9h

No one wants this except for consumers of the worst possible kind

Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 12h

Nightstand

Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 12h

If you sell your guitar at market for cannabis seeds, and then sell them back to buy the same guitar, do that 4x, and a full episode of syndicated tv drama NASH BRIDGES plays. Can’t skip through it either, gotta let it run.

tinybaby @tiny.baby · 12h

i think i discovered a bug in the cheech and chong mobile game "cheech & chong: bud farm"

Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 12h

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 12h

“cigarettes and vapes don’t give me cancer because they know i approach them with pure intentions and a positive spirit” over a picture of a kewpie doll with s strawberry hat

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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 14h

Wellbutrin is in ample supply

Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 15h

I be layering wool at first opportunity, matey

Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 16h

“I dodged MY bullet, skill issue charlie”

squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing next to a puzzle piece and balloons .

ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing next to a puzzle piece and balloons .

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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 16h

Ah, I see which side of the coin you are

Screenshot of a tweet, text reads

men's fashion is cool because all winter you get to dress like a waterproof ninja-cop or a boat captain and then in the summer all you can do is dress like a 6 year old

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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 1d

Fun fact: in high school I taught myself to yack at will, no finger down the throat, no tricks. Got myself out of in-school suspension once.

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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 1d

Y’all big spoon, lil’ spoon, or is someone laying on the other’s chest

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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 1d

Same

Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 1d

Portlander here, just thought you should know, but PDX is fine, and so are our sauces.

Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 1d

Someone did achieve their little immortality not long after my visit: they snapped the thumb of the General

Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 1d

Reminds me of the time I was in China at a historic site, and seeing people had reached past the velvet rope and wrote their initials in the dirt. A little attempt at making immortality at a burial site that’s 2500 years old. The dirt is probably long since brushed clean.

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Whiskers @calledwhiskers.bsky.social · 1d

As I was pondering kung fu last night, I was thinking about meditative menial tasks. I’m not a fan of arbitrary cairns in the woods, but stacking rocks does seem like a good way to pass the time in reflection

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