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Jess
@caketease.bsky.social
Chaotic Clumsy | she/her | NYC
Host of the Stupid Little Games podcast (available everywhere!)
#gamedev 🦋 let’s connect!
Producer @ Mojang. Former Avalanche Studios & Stack Overflow.
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Hello bluesky!

About me (updated):

- Host of Stupid Little Games podcast - out now!
- Have a shit demon cat named Digby who is very photogenic and sits like a human
- Game dev looking for new problems to solve (hire me!)
- Aging goth - loves witchy shit all year
- Loves memes and dad jokes

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Congrats Lando
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Oscar starting on hards?!? #abudhabigp
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Oh no
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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MAXIMUM HYPE! Welcome to the NEW Bloom & Blight, here to bring your magical girl mech racing dreams to life. Just WAIT til you meet Atlas 🤩

Shout out to @archivaldustbunny.bsky.social @kitrole.bsky.social & the flawless @thekappachris.bsky.social for their hard work making this trailer happen.
Welcome to Neo-Oliva Bay, racing fans!

💜💛💚❤️🧡

youtu.be/qkSb1aZuT1A
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December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Should I start just chugging a Red Bull before work every day? Is that a smart move?
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Hate to see Hadjar getting demoted like this.
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Secret to perfect Mac n cheese?

Fontina
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
oh no
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
OMG Ziwe asked Kevin Hart if he’d do a commercial for Hell if the Devil payed well. (Context: Kevin Hart did the Riyadh comedy festival.)
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I’m gonna start saying “Kiss my grits” more often. Perfect phrase.
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
XCrocs was RIGHT there. I’m so disappointed.
Xbox Crocs announced, releasing tomorrow

➡️ houseofheat.co/crocs/xbox-c...
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Promise Mascot Agency
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I am at PAX and I am exhausted.
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Seems legit
November 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I am leaving for PAXU tomorrow afternoon and I have done zero packing, made zero preparation, and have basically zero time to do any of that. So… great!
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Heading out to #PAXU?? Stop by this panel and a party a short walk from the convention center, featuring rockstar talent: @4evergmjustin.bsky.social @bruthaqueon.bsky.social @heycalamityyy.bsky.social and our host @vampirehimbo.bsky.social! Thank you to Dain & @futurefullstories.com for having me!
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This made me snort
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m excited to go get my hair done bc my stylist also works at a bird sanctuary and I get to hear about the latest bird drama. There’s always bird drama.
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Whether or not Trump actually blew Bill Clinton, Bill could save us all by saying publicly that he did. So do it Bill, doooo iiiiiit.
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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It just feels like everything is being flattened. Rape, genocide, wildfires, etc etc is all just fodder for internet discourse rather than turning points that lead to… something, anything better or different.
It’s so true. It’s actually horrifying to see the memes and jokes about this.
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Fridays aren’t supposed to be this busy.
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM