Dr. Chili
@drchilimd.bsky.social
She/Her/They/Brother/Whatever
I dont know, what do you want from me?
🤷♀️
I dont know, what do you want from me?
🤷♀️
We’re all good over here. Her right upper canine tooth had to be removed. They gave me the tooth.. it was… LONG (and gruesome). She’s been a trooper.
December 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
We’re all good over here. Her right upper canine tooth had to be removed. They gave me the tooth.. it was… LONG (and gruesome). She’s been a trooper.
Randi broke one of her canine teeth in half and I just had to leave her at the vet overnight so can get an extraction in the morning. In the 7 years we’ve been together I’ve never left her anywhere overnight. Im in shambles. I already miss my beebo.
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Randi broke one of her canine teeth in half and I just had to leave her at the vet overnight so can get an extraction in the morning. In the 7 years we’ve been together I’ve never left her anywhere overnight. Im in shambles. I already miss my beebo.
I shoveled the driveway 5 times today, and cried about it.
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I shoveled the driveway 5 times today, and cried about it.
I’ve shoveled my long dumb driveway 3 times today. I’ve lost my lust for life.
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’ve shoveled my long dumb driveway 3 times today. I’ve lost my lust for life.
We’re here. We’re long. We’re off till’ Monday
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
We’re here. We’re long. We’re off till’ Monday
What the fuck is Wicked?
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
What the fuck is Wicked?
Ive never been punched in the face but i did just get head butted by my big ass head havin’ dog and it folded me in half. Straight to the ground with me.
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Ive never been punched in the face but i did just get head butted by my big ass head havin’ dog and it folded me in half. Straight to the ground with me.
Joe is never going to recover from this one
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Joe is never going to recover from this one
I dont know. Just some beebos for your feed.
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I dont know. Just some beebos for your feed.
Sure. I’ll add this donkenheimer to the bunch
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Sure. I’ll add this donkenheimer to the bunch
I went on a camping trip with a high school boyfriend. His little cousins were there talking about the Jonas brothers being on tv and one of them said a brother they weren't expecting showed up and she referred to him as the "bonus Jonas" and it's been a regular part of my vocabulary ever since.
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I went on a camping trip with a high school boyfriend. His little cousins were there talking about the Jonas brothers being on tv and one of them said a brother they weren't expecting showed up and she referred to him as the "bonus Jonas" and it's been a regular part of my vocabulary ever since.
You ever come home and your face smells like Halloween mask?
November 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
You ever come home and your face smells like Halloween mask?
One of my love languages is small gifts, treats, and offerings. So turns out my ideal partner is, in fact, a crow.
October 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
One of my love languages is small gifts, treats, and offerings. So turns out my ideal partner is, in fact, a crow.
When I was small(er), I spilled so much that my parents nicknamed me "Spiller Diller".
October 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
When I was small(er), I spilled so much that my parents nicknamed me "Spiller Diller".
The conductor was a babe and I dont know why I have this picture of my friend and I’s legs. I cried for the first half of the show.
October 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The conductor was a babe and I dont know why I have this picture of my friend and I’s legs. I cried for the first half of the show.
Shaving my whole body for the Stardew Valley symphony. Just in case 😜
October 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Shaving my whole body for the Stardew Valley symphony. Just in case 😜
Look at this fuck boy 🖕
October 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Look at this fuck boy 🖕
My neighbor is mowing his lawn while on the phone, and he’s saying “HUH?!” Over and over.
September 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My neighbor is mowing his lawn while on the phone, and he’s saying “HUH?!” Over and over.
Blessed and/or haunted in this home.
September 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Blessed and/or haunted in this home.
What the fuck is a Labubu?
September 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
What the fuck is a Labubu?
The construction workers that have been at my job for MONTHS got their butts out all crazy. And the butts is almost always dirty (i be lookin’). Literal dirt butts over here.
September 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The construction workers that have been at my job for MONTHS got their butts out all crazy. And the butts is almost always dirty (i be lookin’). Literal dirt butts over here.
"See you in my dreams!" - but in a threatening way.
September 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
"See you in my dreams!" - but in a threatening way.
Is asking a friend to help assemble furniture better or worse than asking them to help you paint? @halfmoonjoe.com
September 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Is asking a friend to help assemble furniture better or worse than asking them to help you paint? @halfmoonjoe.com