Dysfunctional panic hardware
@caelanaegana.bsky.social
Forget the audacity of hope; embrace the practicality of cynicism. 🏳️🌈🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸. BLM, ALM, Antifacist, anticapitalist. Real-life professional void screamer, disaster expert, and beagle-chaser. https://linktr.ee/caelanaegana
I don't know how it's possible to intrude on the image that he's a deranged, senile asshole, but that's what they're going with to an actual federal judge.
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I don't know how it's possible to intrude on the image that he's a deranged, senile asshole, but that's what they're going with to an actual federal judge.
Someone else here on Bluesky pointed out that tomorrow, December 14th, is the anniversary of the Sandy Hook shooting. At least two two survivors of the Parkland shooting are at Brown. I worry that the cycle of trauma we're creating will only make mass violence worse.
December 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Someone else here on Bluesky pointed out that tomorrow, December 14th, is the anniversary of the Sandy Hook shooting. At least two two survivors of the Parkland shooting are at Brown. I worry that the cycle of trauma we're creating will only make mass violence worse.
Good news, the EPA isn't enforcing Clean Water Act regulations anymore and HHS has no idea what they are because they don't come in a syringe.
Mothers in New Hampshire who were downstream of sites contaminated with “forever chemicals” experienced triple the rate of infant deaths and had more premature births or babies with low birth weights, a new study shows. https://wapo.st/48s0AQB
December 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Good news, the EPA isn't enforcing Clean Water Act regulations anymore and HHS has no idea what they are because they don't come in a syringe.
Thailand launching airstrikes on Cambodia. Trump's really earning that FIFA Peace Prize
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Thailand launching airstrikes on Cambodia. Trump's really earning that FIFA Peace Prize
The FIFA Peace Prize. FFS.
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The FIFA Peace Prize. FFS.
Dear advertisers, mailing lists, and well-meaning newsletters: I do not need to know what you are thankful for today. At best you will annoy me, and at worst I will vindictively smash the unsubscribe link. You will not influence any holiday shopping decisions. Please just leave my inbox alone.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Dear advertisers, mailing lists, and well-meaning newsletters: I do not need to know what you are thankful for today. At best you will annoy me, and at worst I will vindictively smash the unsubscribe link. You will not influence any holiday shopping decisions. Please just leave my inbox alone.
Let us all celebrate the spirit of Thanksgiving by doing as the First Nations people did: sharing our food with people who otherwise would suffer over the winter.
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Let us all celebrate the spirit of Thanksgiving by doing as the First Nations people did: sharing our food with people who otherwise would suffer over the winter.
Kristi, meet bus.
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Kristi, meet bus.
We need more acceptance of different sleep cycles in society because I can't control my energy levels and I so desperately need an open restaurant that isn't fast food.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
We need more acceptance of different sleep cycles in society because I can't control my energy levels and I so desperately need an open restaurant that isn't fast food.
This is true. Beagles (scenthounds) are, in fact, part cat.
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is true. Beagles (scenthounds) are, in fact, part cat.
I hadn't thought of a washer dryer as a decorative outdoor appliance, maybe because it's 34F outside right now.
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I hadn't thought of a washer dryer as a decorative outdoor appliance, maybe because it's 34F outside right now.
I just want to buy an SSD at a price that isn't obviously and exploitatively inflated.
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I just want to buy an SSD at a price that isn't obviously and exploitatively inflated.
There is a fascist inside all of us, and liberation--freedom--means fighting that battle within.
-Yanis Varoufakis
-Yanis Varoufakis
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
There is a fascist inside all of us, and liberation--freedom--means fighting that battle within.
-Yanis Varoufakis
-Yanis Varoufakis
10% of my skin is inflamed psoriatic rash right now and I think the itching might actually kill me. If you need me I'll be soaking in a kiddy pool of aloe gel and topical steroids.
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
10% of my skin is inflamed psoriatic rash right now and I think the itching might actually kill me. If you need me I'll be soaking in a kiddy pool of aloe gel and topical steroids.
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender.
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender.
The "blame the young for being poor and unemployed and destroying American culture" narrative has always been in the service of the self-important nihilists of the business class.
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The "blame the young for being poor and unemployed and destroying American culture" narrative has always been in the service of the self-important nihilists of the business class.
Comforting my senior dog on a cold day.
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Comforting my senior dog on a cold day.
Lol, Abbott rolled over and all he got was even Trump's own judges calling him yellow.
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Lol, Abbott rolled over and all he got was even Trump's own judges calling him yellow.
Catching up on podcasts that I missed while I was on vacation and saw someone talking about her "new" Everyone is 12 political theory. Which is funny, because I have been talking about this theory since at least 2015.
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Catching up on podcasts that I missed while I was on vacation and saw someone talking about her "new" Everyone is 12 political theory. Which is funny, because I have been talking about this theory since at least 2015.
'Murka.
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
'Murka.
Guys I think reality and The Onion have converged into a singularity.
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Guys I think reality and The Onion have converged into a singularity.
THIS WAS ALWAYS THE PLAN
Trump is talking about repealing the ACA, stealing insurance from tens of millions, bringing back pre-existing conditions, and killing the filibuster to do it (since there better not be a single Dem vote for this misery). And the press needs to explain that because the plan is to elide all that.
Obamacare could collapse under Trump’s new plan, policy experts say
Republicans say giving health care subsidies as cash to consumers would give Americans more control over their coverage. Critics say it could severely undermine the ACA marketplaces.
www.politico.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
THIS WAS ALWAYS THE PLAN
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, OVER
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October 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, OVER
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