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cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 2d

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💜⭐ EMESHIPS EVERYDAY @DSR CLEARED 8/9/2025!!! ⭐💜 @supurreme.etheirys.social · 2d

worthwhile trade imo

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FINAL FANTASY XIV @en.finalfantasyxiv.com · 2d

Fashion enjoyers, this one is for you!

From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨

Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅

A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot showing an Au Ra dark knight wielding a great sword while dressed in white mage artifact armor.

A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot showing a Hrothgar pictomancer wielding a paintbrush while wearing paladin artifact armor.

A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot showing an Elezen dragoon wielding a lance while wearing fisher attire.

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cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 2d

you're welcome everyone

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cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 3d

i know that's how it works for big purchases, but i'm not sure about credit cards... the mystery deepens

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noa @ working @idyllruin.bsky.social · 3d

however in this conversation surrounding orientalism and the like i am going to say please fucking stop conflating turkish/arab/persian/indian and other various west asian cultures with one another (i point those four in specific due to history of empires)

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cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 3d

pearl always says i have financial autism and the fact i'm on the clock staring at my budget spreadsheet is indicative of that

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cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 3d

i've talked to pearl extensively about this, but i'm always baffled by how others on social media have 5-6 figure consumer debt
not because of HOW they charged that much, but how they got APPROVED for that much in the first place... how'd they do that........

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cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 4d

😔😔😔😔😔😔

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cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 4d

Bourrache Pussy Decadence AU has yet to transpire and for that i blame you

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cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 4d

#BourracheSquirt
if this post is deleted know i am being silenced

pearl ✦ on some new shit @pearlborne.bsky.social · 4d

it IS gakuen pearcab it’s just not an AU it’s literally the beginning point of the canon timeline and doesn’t count!!!
you need to mention the 7 different ishgardian related aus that were all the same with one slight change each time

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cerwyn @bajamut-blast.bsky.social · 5d

I LOVE GOONING IN PVP!!!!!

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cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 4d

it FEELS like we're writing gakuen pearcab though...

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cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 4d

list of self indulgent aus i've made (/s) pearl write with me in no particular order and entirely without context:
- blue prince au
- boarding school au
- we've written the events of EW happening differently like 50 different times with minuscule changes each time
- #ZenosSquirt

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cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 4d

YOU GOT YOUR NINTENDY GAMEBOY WHY IS YOUR STOMACH REBELLING!!!!!!!!!
it's because i took a bite of your sandwich i think

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pearl ✦ on some new shit @pearlborne.bsky.social · 5d

(scrambles to the microphone) unknown forces have made livea stuck in the karmic cycle and her force upon c'stajha's life is not stronger than the force of azem's destiny which has caused livea to end up being wrapped up in the warrior of light story and good god please dont let her loop again

✨𝔸 ℝ 𝕋 𝔸 ℕ 𝕀 𝕊✨ @artanis-rmor.com · 11d

✨ #WoLQotD | #WoLQuestion ✨

What alternate timelines do you have for your WoL/OC?

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cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 6d

as soon as she fell asleep with her rat fists clenched in scaevola filled rage i awoke her to come save my life (frowing up in bathroom at 4am)

pearl ✦ on some new shit @pearlborne.bsky.social · 7d

T4T yuri-to-yaoi is the only thing that has saved scaevola from my smite filled fist

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cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 7d

especially in comparison to pearl being able to talk at length about blorbos i'm very much like
pulling TEETH to scrounge up things on the fly
like uhhh uhhh soliel is probably vegan or vegetarian . thats all i got

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cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 7d

how much of my tax dollars go to funding the pearl panopticon which observes me 24/7
and how do i get a cut of that dough

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cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 7d

you're right and you should say it
livea's cigarette habit in the restaurant au accounts for 2% of all dishes being compromised of ash

cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 7d

i have no other word than lazy to describe my inability to concisely give a synopsis on my ocs, which leads to a weird situation where pearl and i have hundreds of thousands words written in backstory about them but all i can manage to say is relatively superficial in public

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cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 7d

livstinien is the eorzean equivalent of the hostess of a restaurant fucking the line cook

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cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 7d

any thread or post about human anatomy will ultimately come back around to the notion that the human body Is Effected By Gravity, and any illustrations depicting otherwise will innately Look Off unless explained with another factor (ie: you're drawing your girlies with giant bazookas because horny)

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cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 9d

proceeding to spend every waking moment this week in sunken temple of qarn was a feature, not a bug, of this week however

cabbie @cabbies.bsky.social · 9d

work has been keeping me so busy that the relief of the weekend is 10x as palpable

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