John Byrne
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John Byrne
@byronchenko.bsky.social
· Jun 21
I used @mikeclaynfl.bsky.social‘s season projections to make an #SFB15 projection sheet
If you’d like a copy, reply w/ a
@fantasycaresorg.bsky.social receipt (donation/purchase) from JUNE 2025 onwards!
They’re having an End Of Summer Giveaway campaign currently: fantasycares.org/campaigns
If you’d like a copy, reply w/ a
@fantasycaresorg.bsky.social receipt (donation/purchase) from JUNE 2025 onwards!
They’re having an End Of Summer Giveaway campaign currently: fantasycares.org/campaigns
Always great checking the Mercari saved search for USA 94, never haunting:
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Always great checking the Mercari saved search for USA 94, never haunting:
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As I said to Onion members:
"We’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically."
So help out! Grab a paper.
"We’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically."
So help out! Grab a paper.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
As I said to Onion members:
"We’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically."
So help out! Grab a paper.
"We’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically."
So help out! Grab a paper.
@profanity.accountant I am curious… Santa coming soon I hope I’m on the nice list.
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
@profanity.accountant I am curious… Santa coming soon I hope I’m on the nice list.
Ben Johnson might be Him?
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Ben Johnson might be Him?
As a non cranberry enjoyer I really thought she’d slapped with pickled beets on the side for a moment. Can’t knock it either way but I am now thinking of beets for my next leftover plate.
If you didn’t have Thanksgiving for breakfast, then what are you even doing?
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
As a non cranberry enjoyer I really thought she’d slapped with pickled beets on the side for a moment. Can’t knock it either way but I am now thinking of beets for my next leftover plate.
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hey the handbasket is 90 paid subscribers away from a huge goal—think we could get there today??
thehandbasket.co/upgrade
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thehandbasket.co/upgrade
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
hey the handbasket is 90 paid subscribers away from a huge goal—think we could get there today??
thehandbasket.co/upgrade
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
thehandbasket.co/upgrade
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
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A bonus Black Friday Charlie pick? Why not!
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A bonus Black Friday Charlie pick? Why not!
The Bengals could barely tackle Hunter Henry on Sunday, GOOD LUCK with Derrick.
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The Bengals could barely tackle Hunter Henry on Sunday, GOOD LUCK with Derrick.
He also tweeted that Jameson Williams was a bum moments before he scored a TD. Not a great Thanksgiving for @dennycarter.bsky.social
Find a more miserable existence than this.
Aside from anything else, I'm not at all convinced that this lifelong dedication to health and eternal life is doing anything.
He's 48 years old, and he looks EXACTLY like a 48-year old man trying to claim that his biological age is actually 24.
Aside from anything else, I'm not at all convinced that this lifelong dedication to health and eternal life is doing anything.
He's 48 years old, and he looks EXACTLY like a 48-year old man trying to claim that his biological age is actually 24.
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
He also tweeted that Jameson Williams was a bum moments before he scored a TD. Not a great Thanksgiving for @dennycarter.bsky.social
Meg White’s looking rough
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Meg White’s looking rough
Max Brosmer is about to get benched so softly.
📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣
The Vikings have signed Desmond Ridder to the practice squad.
The Vikings have signed Desmond Ridder to the practice squad.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Max Brosmer is about to get benched so softly.
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We have a Turkey Day Bonanza contest for Thanksgiving Day!
Just $10 to join.
You could win a Funko POP or even a signed jersey!
Simply pick 10 players from the 6 teams that play on Thanksgiving Day
nfc.shgn.com/signup/footb...
Just $10 to join.
You could win a Funko POP or even a signed jersey!
Simply pick 10 players from the 6 teams that play on Thanksgiving Day
nfc.shgn.com/signup/footb...
nfc.shgn.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
We have a Turkey Day Bonanza contest for Thanksgiving Day!
Just $10 to join.
You could win a Funko POP or even a signed jersey!
Simply pick 10 players from the 6 teams that play on Thanksgiving Day
nfc.shgn.com/signup/footb...
Just $10 to join.
You could win a Funko POP or even a signed jersey!
Simply pick 10 players from the 6 teams that play on Thanksgiving Day
nfc.shgn.com/signup/footb...
My wife’s one holiday wish (thus far) is for @theonion.com to make “Don and Jeff: Time Pedophiles” t shirts.
Please @bencollins.bsky.social 🙏
Please @bencollins.bsky.social 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My wife’s one holiday wish (thus far) is for @theonion.com to make “Don and Jeff: Time Pedophiles” t shirts.
Please @bencollins.bsky.social 🙏
Please @bencollins.bsky.social 🙏
Dave watching Jurassic Park for the first time.
Raptors might actually be legit 👀
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Dave watching Jurassic Park for the first time.
TIL: David Luiz is still a footballer.
David Luiz has scored his first #UCL goal in over eight years, last netting for Chelsea against Roma in October 2017.
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
TIL: David Luiz is still a footballer.
It’s always a better mug of tea when it comes in an #SFB mug @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
It’s always a better mug of tea when it comes in an #SFB mug @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social
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We have a Turkey Day Bonanza contest for Thanksgiving Day!
Just $10 to join.
You could win a Funko POP or even a signed jersey!
Simply pick 10 players from the 6 teams that play on Thanksgiving Day
nfc.shgn.com/signup/footb...
Just $10 to join.
You could win a Funko POP or even a signed jersey!
Simply pick 10 players from the 6 teams that play on Thanksgiving Day
nfc.shgn.com/signup/footb...
nfc.shgn.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
We have a Turkey Day Bonanza contest for Thanksgiving Day!
Just $10 to join.
You could win a Funko POP or even a signed jersey!
Simply pick 10 players from the 6 teams that play on Thanksgiving Day
nfc.shgn.com/signup/footb...
Just $10 to join.
You could win a Funko POP or even a signed jersey!
Simply pick 10 players from the 6 teams that play on Thanksgiving Day
nfc.shgn.com/signup/footb...
Someone’s not doing Thanksgiving right.
there’s lots of good food
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Someone’s not doing Thanksgiving right.
You take a couple of hours off from doomscrolling to actually work and come back to sentencegami.
It's a terrible day to be a fan of the Rush Hour movies huh
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
You take a couple of hours off from doomscrolling to actually work and come back to sentencegami.
The Browns went from Joe Thomas making zero playoff appearances to having this phenom for his entire career and having one playoff win (52-75-1 record).
Maybe their fifth generational player they draft in 2057 will get them to a Super Bowl.
Maybe their fifth generational player they draft in 2057 will get them to a Super Bowl.
Myles Garrett has a dozen more sacks before age 30 than anyone in the history of the sport and he’s still going to play five more games before his birthday.
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The Browns went from Joe Thomas making zero playoff appearances to having this phenom for his entire career and having one playoff win (52-75-1 record).
Maybe their fifth generational player they draft in 2057 will get them to a Super Bowl.
Maybe their fifth generational player they draft in 2057 will get them to a Super Bowl.
All the letters are fucking, right? Is this a Utah soaking type thing?
I’m very sorry to announce this to the rest of the country & the world, but a transitional logo has been chosen for the 2034 Salt Lake City Olympics & this is it. Why does it say Utah? We don’t know. Why is the font illegible? Yet another mystery. Did they go ugly on purpose? Again, no idea.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
All the letters are fucking, right? Is this a Utah soaking type thing?
Shanahan going to get in his KOC bag and discover a Purdy concussion at halftime.
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Shanahan going to get in his KOC bag and discover a Purdy concussion at halftime.
Even Cam Newton would’ve recovered that fumble better than these Panthers.
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Even Cam Newton would’ve recovered that fumble better than these Panthers.