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Words can buzz and hum like insects in the air.

I'm not actually a cat. But that's a secret.

Tawatawa. Pōneke. Aotearoa.

I was BuzzAndHum. I stil am.
Here we go. Saturday Night Main Event. John Cena's last ever match.

I may have never been Cena's biggest fan, but I'm going to miss him on my tv screen. For over two decades he kept WWE going through some very dark times.
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Of course it won't. Let's get a bit more polite policing over-reach...

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
Doctor’s note can’t be used to avoid a roadside drug test for cannabis, police say
Drivers will be screened for recent use of these drugs in a process similar to roadside alcohol testing, police said.
www.stuff.co.nz
December 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Go well, Brent.

Hanging around at Writhe as a teen was quite... educational.

youtu.be/s8xNlolfxFo?...
Bailter Space - Fish Eye
YouTube video by pzacco
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Ok. That's an unwanted mental image.
December 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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*synthesizing a chimera* I'm making heads and tails of it
December 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I really don't like Nick Bollinger's review of NZ albums released thirty years ago.

Because it's making me feel very old.
December 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"Rebuilt the party" or a "compromise leader"?

Either / or
December 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Ha, I love RNZ playing "Better get the guillotine!", aka, Phoenix Foundation's "Vampire Class", their latest release.
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I believe i just heard someone on the radio say "I love a pea. There are so many things you can do with it."
December 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
No. No, we don't ever talk about the end of Jurassic Bark, thank you. No.
December 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I both laughed, and cried.
I was lamenting the fact that my cats get tired of one brand of food after two days then I tried to think of it in a different way and asked myself "What if YOU ate salt’n’vinegar crisps every day?" then realised I do that already and that my cats should shut the fuck up and stop acting so entitled.
December 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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I was lamenting the fact that my cats get tired of one brand of food after two days then I tried to think of it in a different way and asked myself "What if YOU ate salt’n’vinegar crisps every day?" then realised I do that already and that my cats should shut the fuck up and stop acting so entitled.
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Ocean-going tug boats would seem like a nice idea about now.
December 12, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Well, it seems the government is reconsidering the "ban" on credit card surcharges after business feedback that they'd have to charge all customers more, no matter how they pay.

I mean, this is so obvious, so of course the CoC didn't think of it at the time.
December 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
When did a chair become an "indoor solution"?

I mean, for f....
December 10, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Genuinely my favourite story of the day:

www.theregister.com/2025/12/09/p...
Porsche panic in Russia as cars mysteriously bricked
: Satellite silence trips immobilizers, leaving owners stuck
www.theregister.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Was just prompted to remember a time (and it was quite some time ago) when a co-worker spent ages revisiting have a second monitor set up on their desk,* because they thought that meant they'd have to work twice as hard.
December 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Is the media running these "year end" stuff from the second week of December what encourages some in the media or the public eye to think the entire country goes "on holiday" for two months this time of year?
December 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
It's kind of sad how the word "shibboleth" has been replaced by a picture of someone holding up three fingers.
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Every person you know has a different mental interpretation of you.
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 AM
These people who think no one does any work from December to March are really telling on themselves, eh.
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Netflix could make amends by buying the IP to Outer Range and giving it at least another two seasons to finish the story.
I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

...surely people re-watch other movies more than those named? I mean...
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Yes, "you plebs using your leave entitlements during summer is what is making butter so expensive" is definitely a convincing argument.
December 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM