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Will Melvin
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The letter B in the word 'subtle' is literally being subtle.
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This is Tuffy. He just woke up from surgery. Has no idea where he is or what's happening, but he's thrilled to be here. 12/10 (TT: teddy_and_tuffy)
December 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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We only rate dogs. This is a very cozy bed bug. We advise you to get a new bed, since this one is taken, and kindly request you only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (TT: coldsmuckersuncrustable)
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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This is Scotchy. He is here to collect the belly rub toll. Would like to remind you that failing to pay results in a fine of even more belly rubs. 12/10 (TT: scotchythedoxie)
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I saw Hamilton (again) last night because Leslie Odom Jr. was back as Burr. Unfortunately, Jameis Winston was not in it. But maybe next time?
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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He's in a fantastic mood ☺️
October 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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This is Radley. He's being accused of stealing a bag of bagels. That's ridiculous. He was just keeping this one warm for you. 13/10 please show some appreciation (TT: carrie.pietz)
September 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
www.miamiherald.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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This is Zumi. She is protecting you from the raindrops. They never stood a chance against her. 13/10 (TT: riyathemiamirealtor)
September 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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This is Jetty. He never wants to hear you complain about his barking again. 13/10 (IG: ullalynn3)
August 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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This is Nora. She has been chosen as leader by a flock of ducks. Either that or they think she's a loaf of bread. 13/10 (TT: subirbanmom)
August 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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This is Jelly. She did not bring back the wrong rock. Simply went above and beyond. 13/10 (TT: collinsbrothers)
August 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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This is Cosmo. He doesn't believe in stranger danger. Because strangers are just friends you haven't met yet. 13/10 (TT: lawdogcosmo)
July 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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propaganda i WILL be spreading
July 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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A new study estimates that USAID saved 92 million lives from 2001 to 2021, and that its demolition could kill 14 million people in only five years through 2030.

That would make the end of USAID by far the most impactful action Trump has taken this year. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
USAID cuts could lead to 14 million deaths over the next five years, researchers say
An analysis published Monday in the medical journal The Lancet projects that cuts to the agency will lead to more deaths from diseases like AIDS, malaria and tuberculosis.
www.nbcnews.com
July 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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It shouldn't get lost that just today, Senate Republicans have voted to close nursing homes, close rural hospitals, and cut food stamp benefits for children and veterans.
July 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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"We can't hope that other nations will appreciate our country unless more of their future leaders have had the same chance to feel the warmth of the American family, the vitality of an American community, the diversity of our educational system."

Ronald Reagan, 1982
Rep. Randy Fine: "We should not be bringing people into America to get an education who hate us. They should be coming here to get an education, and frankly they should keep their mouths shut beyond that."
May 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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America cannot long remain free, nor first among nations, if it becomes the kind of place where universities are dismantled because they don't align politically with the current head of the government.
May 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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This is Percy. Sometimes his ears dip in his water bowl, but that’s okay. 12/10 would hold them back for him
May 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM