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bumstead.bsky.social
Bumstead
@bumstead.bsky.social
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🥤I collect images of characters drinking from straws, sometimes cups
🏳️‍⚧️she/they, 23
🖥️I also post my silly thoughts and use this like some sort of micro blog
🎪Oh if you wanna add me on discord it's .bumstead
🔞Also if you're a under 18, fuck off
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bumstead.bsky.social
Some screenshots from vr chat last night <3
i had a ton of fun with friends and doing stuff.
3 characters lined up like a xmas photo, The Boiled One in the back, a worm on a string with legs and a sweater that says "i'm stupid," and ghoulish camp councilor. there is text above that says "season's Greaon's" and a red and purple border. Image of my character doing a peace sign, they're a little grey pop-tart cat. She's in front of the pear wiggler physics simulator. There is a red and grey boarder around the image, and there is green and brown text that says "wrangle them pears baby!" Big Bryon about to vore a character from lucky star, the text says "LUCKY STAR NOO" then 4 crying emojis and a praying emoji. and big bryon has a speech bubble with the yum emoji. image of friend on the left waving after a driving map, and on the right the end of the driving map that says thanks for driving. with text over it that says "thanks for the road trip <3"
August 23, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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bumstead.bsky.social
Cramer: You could frot with my girlfriend
G: it's just not the same, they're a mastodon frotter.
[Cramer gets upset and does his little chicken dance of movement]
C: HEY! They can frot better then any blusky harlot you can bring out! They put frotting on the map!
G laughing: Suuure Cramer, suuuure
bumstead.bsky.social Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · Apr 2
Seinfeld episode idea where Jerry gets a T-girl gf who is apparently the best at frotting

George: Jerry, you have to let me frot with your girlfriend.
Jerry: Frot with my girlfriend?! You can't have her, there will be no frottage!
G: But Jerry she's open! her bluesky says #1 frotter!
J: No frots!
April 2, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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yokuyukihime.yuri.agency
the most basic of needs: listening to your big trans wife guide you to do a t-triple with her pretty deep voice
July 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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bunnyena.bsky.social
plushie✕pooltoy 4ever!!
April 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
bumstead.bsky.social
Bluesky!!!
I need to post more!!!
Imma post my stupid alt history stuff when I can >:3
September 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Alex looks at her meatball sub with a sense of longing. She takes an obscene bite out of it. A man comes up to her and says "sir... or uh... ma'am? They? I just wanna say you are so brave..." Alex, sauce running down her mouth, looks pained.
September 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
bumstead.bsky.social
Shout out to being broke, I've now done everything fun im allowed in my budget for the month ^3^

If I do anything more id defo go bankrupt! And I swear most of it was just parking
September 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
bumstead.bsky.social
What If work wasn't gay (middle school version) and was instead gay (internet version)
September 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
a woman says to her girlfriend: naughty girls like you stay locked up for a loooong time i bust in wearing a full moses cosplay and shout: LET MY PEOPLE GO the first woman chastises me: brie, we agreed you could only watch if you cooled it on the moses roleplay the handcuffed woman wearily asks of me: is this why you made me have an adult bat mitvah
July 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
bumstead.bsky.social
Oh fuck you bluesky >:(
I just tried to upload some pics and you said "okay! Lemme do that!" And the post doesn't exist!!!
August 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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bagelcollie.bsky.social
yaaaaawn ~ 💤
August 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
August 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
bumstead.bsky.social
Happy vore day everyone
August 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
bumstead.bsky.social
drink_1114! super cuuuute
aucrowne.bsky.social Aucrowne🌸VGen OPEN @aucrowne.bsky.social · Jul 6
📒🌸

(૭ ｡•̀ ᵕ •́｡ )૭ Nirei hasn't reached his goal yet but he's working hard to achieve it

#art #fanart #WINDBREAKER #SakuNirei #NireiSaku #ウィンブレFA
August 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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auxetophone.bsky.social
taursday.........
July 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
bumstead.bsky.social
I love having anxiety! Im just rambling in my brain about how im going to be fired over and over again
July 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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nothingdoingcomic.bsky.social
Nothing Doing no. 56
p1: Summer, Autumn and Jeanie are sitting in their booth, now with a glass of wine, a beer, and a seltzer respectively. Summer and Jeanie are smiling while Autumn blankly looks downward. Summer: …so they wrote the articles, I did the layout, and we’d tape ‘em up in the bathroom stalls every week. The perfect captive audience for a dorm newsletter. Jeanie: Haha, that’s so funny! Gosh, it must have been great to get to work on that together. p2: Summer and Jeanie look to Autumn, who surprisedly looks up. S: We’ve actually worked on a few projects together since then! For a while Autumn had me doing the covers for their zine. J: Oh whoa, you make zines? That’s so cool! Autumn: Oh! Uh, yeah, I mean, I did for a bit p3: Autumn, awkwardly smiling, peels the label off their beer. A: It wasn’t a huge thing really, just a little creative exercise… basically I was going out for breakfast at different diners and writing reviews and stuff. It was fun, but, y’know, one day it started feeling pointless… that’s, kind of a trend with me these days aheheh p4: Summer and Jeanie stare at Autumn as they start to blush. p5: Autumn cringes as Jeanie, looking uncomfortable, smiles and stands up. S: They also had riddles in the back J: HEY who wants another drink!
July 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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nothingdoingcomic.bsky.social
Nothing Doing no. 57
p1: Summer watches as Jeanie, looking startled but purposeful, marches away from their booth. Autumn, barely visible from behind the booth, bemoans the scenario. Autumn: Well, there goes Jeanie. I’m asked to talk about myself for two seconds and I can’t help but scare her off. p2: Autumn, head in their hands, leans down towards the table as Summer pats their back. Summer: Come on, it wasn’t that bad. At least you were smiling! Or, well, you were for sure showing your teeth. A: Ugh I knew I couldn’t do this… she must think I’m such a freak p3: Jeanie walks towards the bar, rubbing her hands together nervously. Jeanie, thinking: I can’t believe it… zines! Only the most interesting and sexually dynamic people make those! And they know themself so well -- I feel like I don’t know anything! They both must think I’m so boring… I gotta show them I’m cool… exciting! p4: Jeanie, looking scared, slams her hands down on the bar, startling the raccoon bartender who is popping the bottlecap off a beer. J: GIVE ME AS MANY DRINKS AS IT TAKES TO MAKE ME EXCITING, please
July 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
bumstead.bsky.social
Detransitioning so I can interact with my favorite toxic yaoi ❤️
July 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
bumstead.bsky.social
Do you think any fascists trannies have done a half orchiectomy just to be like Hitler
July 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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pantsmode.bsky.social
If you want to see full, you have to work for it - just like how I have to work to keep my art accessible to those who have always loved it.

tinyurl.com/ACLUMasterCard
tinyurl.com/UKReturnPriv...
stop-paypros.neocities.org
And never stop calling Visa, MasterCard, PayPal...
July 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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mimillmon.bsky.social
mother earth 🌍
July 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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rrubbingalchol.bsky.social
list i made for my psychiatrist reads like a bunch of patch notes
July 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
bumstead.bsky.social
drink_1113, i adore medusa here! freaking killer <3
joshdamn23.bsky.social JoshDAMN! @joshdamn23.bsky.social · Jul 26
Just some Monster Squad Summer Vibes
July 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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bumstead.bsky.social
when playing #tf2 i like to do a silly strat where i play as engi and try and sneak into the enemy's team intel. decided to remake this in #gmod
Blu engineer tf2 in the red base running away while holding his hard hat and carrying the intel in his other hand. in the background is a red heavy shooting at engi while screaming at him. there are casing all over the floor.
July 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM