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Buck Faulks
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Wow he's an action figure! That's so cool! He's a real man, all grown up and everything. Congrats, America.
So the White House posted this.

A flag with missing stars.
Bezos knows how to defend his investment.
The Washington Post is embarrassing garbage
Everything ok at home, buddy?
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This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
List of people who are called "users":
1) drug addicts
2 selfish narcissists
3) lazy fuckers outsourcing basic tasks to ChatGPT.
Trump:"The radical left lunatics are the most deranged when it comes to political violence."
Also Trump: "Yeah I ordered those fisherman be murdered, so what, I have the right."
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Seriously, the Epstein files would be nice, but why are they really needed?
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This isn't national leadership. This is a tantrum of wounded and bitter men. Its simply division, cynicism and a civil war in slow motion. This administration is willfully and with every action destroying a union of states that is our republic.
I'm starting to think maybe we shouldn't have voted this guy in as President of Earth
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Aliens are going to be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we're all stoked and offer to help.
This was my fear from the overblown trailer.
Sharp view was never a problem. Where is the push-back?
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The White House is only 55,000 sq ft. A ballroom that is 90,000 sq ft and is significantly larger than a football field. The ballroom at Versailles was only 8,000 sq ft. There is no way it’s "just a ballroom" - He is building himself a new palace.
The Epstein Ballroom it is.
No need to wear a frown. Just wipe away the brown, put on your best gown, gather the party around, finally make a sound, and KICK HIM IN THE CROWN!
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🧵This is an important story.

Chicago is at the forefront of the resistance to our nation’s fall into authoritarianism.

Every city should be joining in and showing consistent support for them.

We’re in one of the most pivotal moments in the nation’s history.
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I'm sorry, why are the media giving cover to the president by saying that the escalation in the Caribbean vis-à-vis Venezuela is about drugs? It's clearly about the fact that Venezuela has the largest oil reserves in the world and a regime change to privatize those benefits Trvmp and his donors.
It's amazing what you can afford when you cut medical funding to kids with AIDS. And cancer research. And clean energy. And disease control. And education budget. And public broadcasting. And health care. And housing.
Trump makes Lex Luthor look like a Liberal.
Hey, @schumer.senate.gov, just wondering, what does Trump have on you that's keeping you so docile and feckless in the face of America's capitulation to fascism?
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🧵Let's talk about the obvious:

Where in the fuck did all the historic artwork and priceless furnishings go, including the gold leaf Steinway piano that was presented to FDR from the Steinway family?

Did Trump steal all this when he demolished the East Wing?

Why aren't Dems demanding to know?
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Is EVERYONE EXCITED about the
“Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom and Massage Parlor?”
BREAKING NEWS: Trump announces he has brokered peace between enemy warring nations Narnia and Middle Earth. Also, Palantir announces record profits.
Sorry about that, but I'm building a roller disco.
Didn't you hear? Everyone has been asking for this for years! Everyone like... you know... all the people.
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Never mind every other single abominable or corrupt thing to this miserable moment, the extrajudicial and unevidenced execution of 34 human beings by the U.S. Navy on the orders of a U.S. President acting in peacetime is sufficient for his impeachment and conviction.

If we were a republic, I mean.