Brooklyn Ann
@brooklynannauthor.com
Romance & Horror author. Series: Scandals with Bite, Brides of Prophecy, Hearts of Metal, & The Final Couples. Repped by The Knight Agency. HWA Member. https://linktr.ee/brooklynannauthor
As an author who writes both, I am living for this one good thing happening these days.
horror is definitely on the heels of romance. more and more horror specialty shops are popping up and sections of bookstores (Barnes and Noble especially) are dedicated to and expanding in horror.
seriously, it appears that while basically nobody is reading fiction anymore when it comes to 90% of genres of literature, a lot of very horny people must be spending a lot of money on romance novels
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
As an author who writes both, I am living for this one good thing happening these days.
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This is one of the things that's often missing from online discussions of anti-capitalist theory. The question that actually determines our socioeconomic status and fate is this:
Do you live off what you're paid for your own labor, or off the profits you draw from the labor of others?
Do you live off what you're paid for your own labor, or off the profits you draw from the labor of others?
I can’t believe you idiots are still arguing with me about this. Idc what your job is paying you now, you still have to labor for your money. You’re working class.
All it takes is an unfortunate accident or illness for you to be in the poor house. Medical debt and fallout would cripple you. Stfu.
All it takes is an unfortunate accident or illness for you to be in the poor house. Medical debt and fallout would cripple you. Stfu.
All of you are poor. These hypothetical poor people everyone is discussing are us. We’re poor. Idc if you make 6 figures or not. You’re poor too.
November 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This is one of the things that's often missing from online discussions of anti-capitalist theory. The question that actually determines our socioeconomic status and fate is this:
Do you live off what you're paid for your own labor, or off the profits you draw from the labor of others?
Do you live off what you're paid for your own labor, or off the profits you draw from the labor of others?
This wins!
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 AM
This wins!
FINALLY got around to seeing the new Frankenstein. I loved it even though I was continually going, "Victor, you deadbeat dad." "Victor, you dick." "Victor, you absolute fuckwaffle."
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
FINALLY got around to seeing the new Frankenstein. I loved it even though I was continually going, "Victor, you deadbeat dad." "Victor, you dick." "Victor, you absolute fuckwaffle."
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this reminds me of the Bridgerton response and how people were so confused that the main characters *changed* after season one, like writing essays about why that was a bad choice
which seems like a logical thing to them, but an *insane* thing to say to anyone who understands genre romance.
which seems like a logical thing to them, but an *insane* thing to say to anyone who understands genre romance.
but this? shut the fuck up. guess what, my man, gorgeous young 22 year olds like to fuck. And queer people deserve love stories that are sexy and horny. a "chaste kiss" please be for real.
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
this reminds me of the Bridgerton response and how people were so confused that the main characters *changed* after season one, like writing essays about why that was a bad choice
which seems like a logical thing to them, but an *insane* thing to say to anyone who understands genre romance.
which seems like a logical thing to them, but an *insane* thing to say to anyone who understands genre romance.
As a bit of a finger to the stories that make fated mates about breeding--especially about breeding a "chosen one," my current book is going to clarify that in my universe, they exist to make each other better people. #AmWriting #Romancelandia
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
As a bit of a finger to the stories that make fated mates about breeding--especially about breeding a "chosen one," my current book is going to clarify that in my universe, they exist to make each other better people. #AmWriting #Romancelandia
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You're not "better" if you prefer the more obscure shit. You're not "better" if you prefer the popular mainstream shit. No one is "better" than anyone else because this isn't a goddamn competition. People just dig what they dig. Let's let them.
You love movies, you're cool. Isn't that what matters?
You love movies, you're cool. Isn't that what matters?
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You're not "better" if you prefer the more obscure shit. You're not "better" if you prefer the popular mainstream shit. No one is "better" than anyone else because this isn't a goddamn competition. People just dig what they dig. Let's let them.
You love movies, you're cool. Isn't that what matters?
You love movies, you're cool. Isn't that what matters?
#smallbusinesssaturdayshopping post #2. If you want signed paperbacks (including out of print first editions) deals on my other ebooks and audiobooks, skull candles, and ebooks for less than anywhere else, go to my direct store and get 50% off with code SMALLBIZSAT #Booksky
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November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
#smallbusinesssaturdayshopping post #2. If you want signed paperbacks (including out of print first editions) deals on my other ebooks and audiobooks, skull candles, and ebooks for less than anywhere else, go to my direct store and get 50% off with code SMALLBIZSAT #Booksky
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#smallbusinesssaturdayshopping post #1
Over on Itch, I have a bundle sale of my entire Brides of Prophecy series (with exclusive covers), my summer camp slasher, and my regency vampire audiobook for $27: (They're ebooks and an audiobook, not games) itch.io/s/170291/bla...
Over on Itch, I have a bundle sale of my entire Brides of Prophecy series (with exclusive covers), my summer camp slasher, and my regency vampire audiobook for $27: (They're ebooks and an audiobook, not games) itch.io/s/170291/bla...
Black Friday Creator Day 2025 by Brooklyn Ann
A bundle by Brooklyn Ann, $27.00 for 12 games
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November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
#smallbusinesssaturdayshopping post #1
Over on Itch, I have a bundle sale of my entire Brides of Prophecy series (with exclusive covers), my summer camp slasher, and my regency vampire audiobook for $27: (They're ebooks and an audiobook, not games) itch.io/s/170291/bla...
Over on Itch, I have a bundle sale of my entire Brides of Prophecy series (with exclusive covers), my summer camp slasher, and my regency vampire audiobook for $27: (They're ebooks and an audiobook, not games) itch.io/s/170291/bla...
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November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
All genres included! #Audiobooks #Booksky
I'm still not over this descent.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I'm still not over this descent.
On the last 6 chapters of this book & my poor heroine is not having a good time.
“Why did you wait so long to tell me?” she’d demanded.
“I hadn’t wanted to ruin your day.”
“I watched thirty people get their heads cut chopped off and countless others lose their tongues. My day was already ruined.”
“Why did you wait so long to tell me?” she’d demanded.
“I hadn’t wanted to ruin your day.”
“I watched thirty people get their heads cut chopped off and countless others lose their tongues. My day was already ruined.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
On the last 6 chapters of this book & my poor heroine is not having a good time.
“Why did you wait so long to tell me?” she’d demanded.
“I hadn’t wanted to ruin your day.”
“I watched thirty people get their heads cut chopped off and countless others lose their tongues. My day was already ruined.”
“Why did you wait so long to tell me?” she’d demanded.
“I hadn’t wanted to ruin your day.”
“I watched thirty people get their heads cut chopped off and countless others lose their tongues. My day was already ruined.”
"Why'd ye spill yer beans, Charlie Brown?"
"One thing about living with Charlie Brown I never could stomach—all the damn vampires."
“And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Charlie Brown. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
"Why'd ye spill yer beans, Charlie Brown?"
A lot of people pull up my turkey recipe every November, but Google's AI says authors don't have recipes, so I'm reposting it here: ko-fi.com/post/Lotsa-b...
Lotsa book sales, His Final Girl audiobook update, and Turkey Recipe!
Brooklyn Ann published a post on Ko-fi
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November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
A lot of people pull up my turkey recipe every November, but Google's AI says authors don't have recipes, so I'm reposting it here: ko-fi.com/post/Lotsa-b...
Hilarious irony of the disabling the Gmail AI, making promotions and updates tabs go away, merging into one crowded inbox:
People like me are more motivated to clean out their inboxes, which means we can put off paying for more storage even longer.
People like me are more motivated to clean out their inboxes, which means we can put off paying for more storage even longer.
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Hilarious irony of the disabling the Gmail AI, making promotions and updates tabs go away, merging into one crowded inbox:
People like me are more motivated to clean out their inboxes, which means we can put off paying for more storage even longer.
People like me are more motivated to clean out their inboxes, which means we can put off paying for more storage even longer.
Also, you gotta periodically check your Gmail settings because, like Microsoft and its AI shit, it will turn itself back on.
heads up, gmail has a new setting automatically on that allows their a*i to be trained on your emails so make sure to turn off the 'Smart Feature' checkbox in your settings
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Also, you gotta periodically check your Gmail settings because, like Microsoft and its AI shit, it will turn itself back on.
Eek! Turned out there was a glitch in that link. Try this one instead: blog.freshfiction.com/brooklyn-ann...
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Eek! Turned out there was a glitch in that link. Try this one instead: blog.freshfiction.com/brooklyn-ann...
Because you gotta treat yourself to some good reads between all of the holiday chaos and wallet-stretching.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Because you gotta treat yourself to some good reads between all of the holiday chaos and wallet-stretching.
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Why that novel you've read five times might be the key to your next big writing project, today in my newsletter: nepheletempest.substack.com/p/writing-as...
Writing as Reinvention
Everything Old Is New Again
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November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Why that novel you've read five times might be the key to your next big writing project, today in my newsletter: nepheletempest.substack.com/p/writing-as...
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Be the reason your local indie bookstore stays in business this holiday season
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Be the reason your local indie bookstore stays in business this holiday season
What the actual fuck.
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
What the actual fuck.
Got a SAAAALE going on! 25percentOFF everything! It says commissions there, but it means my books and candles and art and stuff.
#KofiDiscountChallenge.
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#KofiDiscountChallenge.
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25% discount off Brooklyn Ann's Commissions
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November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Got a SAAAALE going on! 25percentOFF everything! It says commissions there, but it means my books and candles and art and stuff.
#KofiDiscountChallenge.
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#KofiDiscountChallenge.
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Civilizations are always at their best when they're supporting the arts.
The current decline of support is a glaring sign of our collapse.
The current decline of support is a glaring sign of our collapse.
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Civilizations are always at their best when they're supporting the arts.
The current decline of support is a glaring sign of our collapse.
The current decline of support is a glaring sign of our collapse.
what are your top five movie genres? mine are:
- pure gooey 80's horror cheese
-fever dreams of weirdness that you can't believe were meant for kids
-fever dreams of weirdness meant for adults
-horror comedy
-historical films
- pure gooey 80's horror cheese
-fever dreams of weirdness that you can't believe were meant for kids
-fever dreams of weirdness meant for adults
-horror comedy
-historical films
what are your top five movie genres? mine are:
- pure gooey 80's horror cheese
- slow shambling zombie jams
- bro-mance action flicks
- witty meta horror (think Return of the Living Dead, Cabin in the Woods, Shaun of the Dead, etc)
- anything with Dick Miller
- pure gooey 80's horror cheese
- slow shambling zombie jams
- bro-mance action flicks
- witty meta horror (think Return of the Living Dead, Cabin in the Woods, Shaun of the Dead, etc)
- anything with Dick Miller
what are your top five movie genres? mine are:
-.... in space
-we had $16 but we *really* wanted to make a movie
-get the gore shots first, write the story later
-possessed household item
-paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me!
-.... in space
-we had $16 but we *really* wanted to make a movie
-get the gore shots first, write the story later
-possessed household item
-paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me!
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
what are your top five movie genres? mine are:
- pure gooey 80's horror cheese
-fever dreams of weirdness that you can't believe were meant for kids
-fever dreams of weirdness meant for adults
-horror comedy
-historical films
- pure gooey 80's horror cheese
-fever dreams of weirdness that you can't believe were meant for kids
-fever dreams of weirdness meant for adults
-horror comedy
-historical films
At the part of my #Romantasy #WIP where the MMC is gonna say something dumb like "Isn't it great how we're so good at this relationship that we don't need love?"
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
At the part of my #Romantasy #WIP where the MMC is gonna say something dumb like "Isn't it great how we're so good at this relationship that we don't need love?"