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Brian Jewett @brianjewett.bsky.social · Sep 18

Are these people also...all out of bubble gum?

Brian Jewett @brianjewett.bsky.social · Sep 12

If you are looking to take a brief break from the hellscape that is the world we live in, I have two new music recommendations:

Liquid Mike - Hell is an Airport
saturdays at your place - these things happen

Both available to buy/stream on Bandcamp and wherever fine music is streamed.

Brian Jewett @brianjewett.bsky.social · Sep 11

If the dude was really 200 yards away, there is no way they are finding Leroy "Jethro" Gibbs.

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Brian Jewett @brianjewett.bsky.social · Sep 11

It feels like we are living in a Star Wars episode and the Left needs to decide which Skywalker it wants to be.

Brian Jewett @brianjewett.bsky.social · Sep 7

I am sure that making people wait to get in for an extra 30+ minutes in 82% humidity will help.

Reuters @reuters.com · Sep 7

Trump's visit to US Open raises questions on how he will be received reut.rs/463OtXy

Trump's visit to US Open raises questions on how he will be received

The United States Tennis Association asked broadcasters to remove any reaction to Trump during his appearance at the men's singles final.

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Brian Jewett @brianjewett.bsky.social · Sep 4

Brother, did you know that Tame Impala is just one guy? - Cheekface

Stereogum @stereogum.bsky.social · Sep 4

Kevin Parker has announced the fifth Tame Impala album, ‘Deadbeat’

Tame Impala Announces New Album 'Deadbeat'

It’s been five years since Tame Impala released The Slow Rush, the most recent album from Kevin Parker’s festival-conquering one-man project. For months now, we’ve known that there’s a new Tame Impala...

www.stereogum.com

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Brian Jewett @brianjewett.bsky.social · Aug 16

The biggest surprise is that it wasn't written in crayon.

Brian Jewett @brianjewett.bsky.social · Jul 26

Wait, Today Explained isn't engineered by Andrea Kristian's Daughter.

Brian Jewett @brianjewett.bsky.social · Jul 24

Why must we live in a world where when I see a license plate that says ILVCAKE I have to question if the piece they love is Think or Thicc.

Brian Jewett @brianjewett.bsky.social · Jun 30

I've got a joke about Chekhov's gun, but we'll go get back to that.

shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · Jun 30

i’ve got a joke about Dre but everybody forgot about it

Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · Jun 26

I've got a joke about Cleapatra's Needle but the point always goes over everyone's head

Brian Jewett @brianjewett.bsky.social · Apr 30

I think I need my upcoming vacation. I started reading the headline and wondered why in the hell George or George H were in the news cycle.

Vulture @vulture.com · Apr 30

Bush frontman Gavin Rossdale answered all our questions about playing the devilish Balthazar in ‘Constantine,’ and the pleasures of flirting with Keanu Reeves.

Gavin Rossdale Answers All Our Questions About Constantine

Bush frontman Gavin Rossdale answered all our questions about playing the devilish Balthazar in ‘Constantine,’ and the pleasures of flirting with Keanu Reeves.

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Brian Jewett @brianjewett.bsky.social · Apr 25

I wonder what kind of donation Prime Time had to make to get that posted?

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · Apr 20

If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.

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Brian Jewett @brianjewett.bsky.social · Apr 9

Can't wait to see the Graffiti Jersey out on the Diamond

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Brian Jewett @brianjewett.bsky.social · Mar 23

Cap'n E.O. is going to be very disappointed he can't make himself Pope now.

Reuters @reuters.com · Mar 23

Just before leaving the hospital on Sunday, Pope Francis smiled and waved at well-wishers gathered outside. Though the 88-year-old pontiff has returned to the Vatican, his doctors said it would take 'a lot of time' for his ageing body to heal fully reut.rs/4iKxkH8

Pope Francis returns to Vatican after five weeks in hospital

Before leaving the hospital on Sunday, the 88-year-old pope smiled and waved at well-wishers gathered outside.

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Brian Jewett @brianjewett.bsky.social · Mar 19

GREAT! Now I am in a larger-than-expected rabbit hole of "Steal My Sunshine" covers

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