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@brianclement.com

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Scifi/horror novelist /director Brian F.H. Clement. @ourgodsarereal coming soon! 1/2 of @ghostcatscomic, ハーフ日系人, whole human. Certified personal trainer (NFPT) Used to sell beer at Jays games (retired 😂)

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Brian @brianclement.com · 2h

Ok, do it again tomorrow and make it a proper series

Brian @brianclement.com · 5d

I’m just glad every recent playoff win or loss for the Jays has at least been over in a merciful amount of time

Brian @brianclement.com · 5d

Homer Simpson crying and saying “they’re both losers! Losers!”

Brian @brianclement.com · 6d

Was “Anti-fa” in the 90s when I heard German anarchists saying it

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Brian @brianclement.com · Jul 22

A group of mobsters on the television program The Sopranos sit around complaining about their favourite team the New York Yankees losing to the Toronto Blue Jays, with one of them saying “do you believe these fuckin’ Blue Jays?”

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Brian @brianclement.com · 7d

Stress eating? Stress cleaning? I’m stress studying my kanji
Vladdy = 野球の第一人者😋

Brian @brianclement.com · 7d

Might have to watch something less nerve destroying than baseball, like one of those Terrifier movies I’ve heard about

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Brian @brianclement.com · 17d

Bit late because I was out at family dinner, but: (to the tune of Pink Pony Club) “they’re gonna keep on winnin’ in the white panel caps, the white panel caps”

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Brian @brianclement.com · 12d

😂 Didn’t I already offer you the option? I assume you’re not a pyromaniac

Brian @brianclement.com · 13d

Non-maniacs who won’t eat my food or make a mess of the bathroom 😂

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Brian @brianclement.com · 13d

I think I already put this out there, but if any decent Jays fans are coming to town for playoff games and need an inexpensive place to stay near the dome, my spare room is available for much less than a hotel, or possibly for a spare ticket 😂

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Brian @brianclement.com · 13d

Can’t see the Tigers beating the Mariners but a Jays-Tigers ALCS would be pretty fun

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Brian @brianclement.com · 13d

Can anyone tell me what this mascot is supposed to be?

Picture of the Guardians-Tigers wild card game with a pastry-like mascot applauding in the stands

Brian @brianclement.com · 14d

So glad the Jays don’t have to deal with this wild card BS

Brian @brianclement.com · 15d

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon holding a copy of the adult magazine Gigantic Asses

Brian @brianclement.com · 15d

The best thing about this WC series is that one of these two turkey teams will be eliminated

Brian @brianclement.com · 15d

Lisa Simpson saying “I feel so dirty. The dirt’s not coming off.” As she tries to brush off imaginary dirt in a state of heightened anxiety

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Brian @brianclement.com · 15d

Thought this was an old post-game comment for a second 😂

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Brian @brianclement.com · 17d

Bit late because I was out at family dinner, but: (to the tune of Pink Pony Club) “they’re gonna keep on winnin’ in the white panel caps, the white panel caps”

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Brian @brianclement.com · 18d

😘🫡👍

Ben Nicholson-Smith @bnsbaseball.bsky.social · 18d

There's approximately a "100% chance" the Blue Jays wear their white panel hats tomorrow per manager John Schneider.

Brian @brianclement.com · 18d

Absolutely. The white panel caps.

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Brian @brianclement.com · 20d

It was the white panel caps + dark blue jersey combo

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Brian @brianclement.com · 22d

My friend Allison bought us tickets for the game tomorrow. The Jays need to put up like 8 runs in the first three innings to prevent digestive upset 😂

Brian @brianclement.com · 22d

I do not like the late season regression of the 2025 Blue Jays into the 2024 Blue Jays 🫠

Brian @brianclement.com · 23d

Feeling? 4.5. But thinking rationally, 7

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