BrianBlack
@brianblack.bsky.social
Just browsing the inter-webs for news and funny things, sci-fi junkie, Trekkie 🏳️🌈.
Los Angeles, CA
“Sounds gay, I’m in”
Los Angeles, CA
“Sounds gay, I’m in”
Does everyone know what cuck and cuckold is? I’ve had this same conversation like 5 times in the past 3 months.
FYI - asking a couple about a chair in the bedroom is the cuck chair (jokingly) does not go over well. Don’t do it
FYI - asking a couple about a chair in the bedroom is the cuck chair (jokingly) does not go over well. Don’t do it
February 7, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Does everyone know what cuck and cuckold is? I’ve had this same conversation like 5 times in the past 3 months.
FYI - asking a couple about a chair in the bedroom is the cuck chair (jokingly) does not go over well. Don’t do it
FYI - asking a couple about a chair in the bedroom is the cuck chair (jokingly) does not go over well. Don’t do it
So the toilet got clogged this morning and I tried and tried for like 2 hours to unclog it and was unsuccessful. My husband tried and got it in like 5 minutes.
I work out!!! I’m strong. Not like body builder strong but ya know, strong.
Ok who’s got the hookup for steroids.
I work out!!! I’m strong. Not like body builder strong but ya know, strong.
Ok who’s got the hookup for steroids.
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
So the toilet got clogged this morning and I tried and tried for like 2 hours to unclog it and was unsuccessful. My husband tried and got it in like 5 minutes.
I work out!!! I’m strong. Not like body builder strong but ya know, strong.
Ok who’s got the hookup for steroids.
I work out!!! I’m strong. Not like body builder strong but ya know, strong.
Ok who’s got the hookup for steroids.
I’m not happy when I need a haircut. But I got my hair did so I am happy.
February 6, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I’m not happy when I need a haircut. But I got my hair did so I am happy.
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😢😢😢😢😢
January 30, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Ugh….its soo windy out and I’m afraid to touch the microwave because I’m going to get shocked……but I’m huunngry!!!
January 30, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Ugh….its soo windy out and I’m afraid to touch the microwave because I’m going to get shocked……but I’m huunngry!!!
I’m 5 ft 11 or 6 ft 1 with kitten heels
Guess
How tall are yall?
January 29, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I’m 5 ft 11 or 6 ft 1 with kitten heels
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BREAKING: The Senate just blocked a bill that would have renewed ICE's budget without real, enforceable changes.
This is a direct result of hundreds of thousands of people across the nation demanding that our Senators vote no.
This is a direct result of hundreds of thousands of people across the nation demanding that our Senators vote no.
January 29, 2026 at 6:26 PM
BREAKING: The Senate just blocked a bill that would have renewed ICE's budget without real, enforceable changes.
This is a direct result of hundreds of thousands of people across the nation demanding that our Senators vote no.
This is a direct result of hundreds of thousands of people across the nation demanding that our Senators vote no.
I was able to do lunges without knee pain! It felt so good. I had acl/miniscus surgery a while ago and since I’ve returned to working out, I’ve had knee pain. But slowly working up in weight and reps helped. And a good knee brace.
Celebrating the small victories.
Celebrating the small victories.
January 27, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I was able to do lunges without knee pain! It felt so good. I had acl/miniscus surgery a while ago and since I’ve returned to working out, I’ve had knee pain. But slowly working up in weight and reps helped. And a good knee brace.
Celebrating the small victories.
Celebrating the small victories.
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@briantylercohen.bsky.social: What consequences should Kristi Noem shoulder?
@robertgarcia.bsky.social: She should be impeached. Immediately.
@robertgarcia.bsky.social: She should be impeached. Immediately.
January 27, 2026 at 2:54 AM
@briantylercohen.bsky.social: What consequences should Kristi Noem shoulder?
@robertgarcia.bsky.social: She should be impeached. Immediately.
@robertgarcia.bsky.social: She should be impeached. Immediately.
Now with Smell-O-vision
Custom app color
Wrong answers only: What is the banger coming in Bluesky’s next release?
(I hope the right answer is media sharable in DMs)
(I hope the right answer is media sharable in DMs)
January 27, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Now with Smell-O-vision
I need more coffee…..that is all
January 26, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I need more coffee…..that is all
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January 26, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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On a Zoom call today with all my Democratic House colleagues, #Minnesota @governorwalz.mn.gov & AG Keith Ellison, I urged a state criminal investigation, not only into the shooters, but also into #KristiNoem & her underlings who are obstructing justice by preventing investigating the shootings.
January 25, 2026 at 7:13 PM
On a Zoom call today with all my Democratic House colleagues, #Minnesota @governorwalz.mn.gov & AG Keith Ellison, I urged a state criminal investigation, not only into the shooters, but also into #KristiNoem & her underlings who are obstructing justice by preventing investigating the shootings.
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They owe her, and all of us, an apology.
January 25, 2026 at 9:45 PM
They owe her, and all of us, an apology.
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The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon.
wapo.st/49Zqv1L
wapo.st/49Zqv1L
January 25, 2026 at 6:11 PM
The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon.
wapo.st/49Zqv1L
wapo.st/49Zqv1L
Someone needs to dress up as Aunt Gladys but when she snaps the twig, just demon twinks swarm the bar!!!
January 19, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Someone needs to dress up as Aunt Gladys but when she snaps the twig, just demon twinks swarm the bar!!!
I’m watching RuPauls Drag Race and some one said Myki Meeks is a grown-up Arya Stark and now I can’t stop thinking that whenever they are on screen
January 17, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I’m watching RuPauls Drag Race and some one said Myki Meeks is a grown-up Arya Stark and now I can’t stop thinking that whenever they are on screen
OMG…shrooms man….oh these aren’t the kind that gets you high then?!…..
January 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
OMG…shrooms man….oh these aren’t the kind that gets you high then?!…..
I think I want to change my Grindr profile to say “I’m a middle aged woman in Peru-menopause, people live that”. Lol Molly Wells from Loot. Soooo good
January 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I think I want to change my Grindr profile to say “I’m a middle aged woman in Peru-menopause, people live that”. Lol Molly Wells from Loot. Soooo good
When you reach a certain age:
Knee injury ✅
Shoulder injury ✅
Knee injury ✅
Shoulder injury ✅
December 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
When you reach a certain age:
Knee injury ✅
Shoulder injury ✅
Knee injury ✅
Shoulder injury ✅
If gyms had mirrors like this, I feel like I would go to the gym more
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If gyms had mirrors like this, I feel like I would go to the gym more
Sometimes I really can’t tell if people are just shitty or it’s karma, bitch slapping because I am
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Sometimes I really can’t tell if people are just shitty or it’s karma, bitch slapping because I am
My current mood after my boss just put a dumpster fire on my desk
a man is sitting at a desk in front of a computer with the words `` current mood '' written above him .
ALT: a man is sitting at a desk in front of a computer with the words `` current mood '' written above him .
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October 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My current mood after my boss just put a dumpster fire on my desk
Sometimes I just want to rename my workouts to the following:
Legs - spank me daddy
Push - titty titty bang bang
Pull - pull my finger
Do you think this will get me banned on Hevy?
Legs - spank me daddy
Push - titty titty bang bang
Pull - pull my finger
Do you think this will get me banned on Hevy?
October 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Sometimes I just want to rename my workouts to the following:
Legs - spank me daddy
Push - titty titty bang bang
Pull - pull my finger
Do you think this will get me banned on Hevy?
Legs - spank me daddy
Push - titty titty bang bang
Pull - pull my finger
Do you think this will get me banned on Hevy?