Lou
@brewpython27.bsky.social
He/They, Coddywompling, #Queer, #BLM, #LandBack
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Head of NFL content at draftbuddy.com and Senior Analyst for optimusfantasy.com
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Head of NFL content at draftbuddy.com and Senior Analyst for optimusfantasy.com
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Lou
@brewpython27.bsky.social
· Nov 9
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That are all Boomer coded no matter how Millenial-core they actually are
Me at the next T-Mobile board meeting: "We need 1,350 additional celebrity spokespeople"
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
That are all Boomer coded no matter how Millenial-core they actually are
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So the report & statement from the HOF was premature. Just talked to Mel Farr Jr., he said he talked to Lem Barney III, who talked to Lem's nurse, who said Lem is alive. "He's fine. I don't know where that report came from." He said he got a picture sent of Lem w/his nurse today.
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
So the report & statement from the HOF was premature. Just talked to Mel Farr Jr., he said he talked to Lem Barney III, who talked to Lem's nurse, who said Lem is alive. "He's fine. I don't know where that report came from." He said he got a picture sent of Lem w/his nurse today.
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It's Rivalry Weekend, what better time to start getting up to speed on the RBs that us dynasty folks are going to fight over next April and May?
Luckily, @brockalksff.fantasynowplus.com is here to help! So grab a snack and your favorite beverage, and tuck in!
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Luckily, @brockalksff.fantasynowplus.com is here to help! So grab a snack and your favorite beverage, and tuck in!
optimusfantasy.com/2026-fantasy...
2026 Rookie Running Back Prospects to Watch
You hear it all the time, but it bears repeating – dynasty is a year-round fantasy football game. Every week, subtle changes in the dynasty market force managers to react. I've even written a few…
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November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It's Rivalry Weekend, what better time to start getting up to speed on the RBs that us dynasty folks are going to fight over next April and May?
Luckily, @brockalksff.fantasynowplus.com is here to help! So grab a snack and your favorite beverage, and tuck in!
optimusfantasy.com/2026-fantasy...
Luckily, @brockalksff.fantasynowplus.com is here to help! So grab a snack and your favorite beverage, and tuck in!
optimusfantasy.com/2026-fantasy...
Call me a pessimist, but I have a bad feeling about the Colts the rest of the way.
Now, are any of the 'normal' power teams in the AFC able to recover enough to take advantage? That's a different question
Now, are any of the 'normal' power teams in the AFC able to recover enough to take advantage? That's a different question
⚠️⚠️⚠️ INJURY NEWS ⚠️⚠️⚠️
Tyler Warren (illness) has been added to the injury report and is now QUESTIONABLE for Week 13.
Tyler Warren (illness) has been added to the injury report and is now QUESTIONABLE for Week 13.
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Call me a pessimist, but I have a bad feeling about the Colts the rest of the way.
Now, are any of the 'normal' power teams in the AFC able to recover enough to take advantage? That's a different question
Now, are any of the 'normal' power teams in the AFC able to recover enough to take advantage? That's a different question
Get you people in your life who will quote Monty Python back and forth with you before 6 AM 🧑🍳😘
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Get you people in your life who will quote Monty Python back and forth with you before 6 AM 🧑🍳😘
Maaaaan.
We all saw how he reacted after he tried to throw that one long pass last week. Yeah, it's ARI and not LAR, but one good hit on that left shoulder....
We all saw how he reacted after he tried to throw that one long pass last week. Yeah, it's ARI and not LAR, but one good hit on that left shoulder....
UPDATE: Baker Mayfield (left shoulder) is expected to play in Week 13.
Per Jeremy Fowler.
Per Jeremy Fowler.
UPDATE: Baker Mayfield (left shoulder) is officially QUESTIONABLE for Week 13.
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Maaaaan.
We all saw how he reacted after he tried to throw that one long pass last week. Yeah, it's ARI and not LAR, but one good hit on that left shoulder....
We all saw how he reacted after he tried to throw that one long pass last week. Yeah, it's ARI and not LAR, but one good hit on that left shoulder....
Boy, I dunno if Ben Johnson is a leader of men though....
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Boy, I dunno if Ben Johnson is a leader of men though....
Remember when the Eagles beat the Rams? How did THAT happen?!
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Remember when the Eagles beat the Rams? How did THAT happen?!
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🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨
Omarion Hampton (ankle) has been ruled OUT for Week 13.
Omarion Hampton (ankle) has been ruled OUT for Week 13.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨
Omarion Hampton (ankle) has been ruled OUT for Week 13.
Omarion Hampton (ankle) has been ruled OUT for Week 13.
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UPDATE: Brian Thomas Jr. (ankle) is not listed on the injury report for Week 13 and is good to go.
📈📈📈INJURY UPDATE📈📈📈
Brian Thomas Jr. (ankle) fully practices Thursday.
Brian Thomas Jr. (ankle) fully practices Thursday.
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
UPDATE: Brian Thomas Jr. (ankle) is not listed on the injury report for Week 13 and is good to go.
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⚠️⚠️⚠️ INJURY UPDATE ⚠️⚠️⚠️
Amon-Ra St. Brown (ankle) likely considered week-to-week; currently not expected to require IR stint for his low-ankle sprain
Per Tom Pelissero
Amon-Ra St. Brown (ankle) likely considered week-to-week; currently not expected to require IR stint for his low-ankle sprain
Per Tom Pelissero
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
⚠️⚠️⚠️ INJURY UPDATE ⚠️⚠️⚠️
Amon-Ra St. Brown (ankle) likely considered week-to-week; currently not expected to require IR stint for his low-ankle sprain
Per Tom Pelissero
Amon-Ra St. Brown (ankle) likely considered week-to-week; currently not expected to require IR stint for his low-ankle sprain
Per Tom Pelissero
This is why I didn't believe the "Ravens were back" even when several people went to great lengths to tell me I should
what a classic ravens game lmao. giving opponents their best games of the season
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This is why I didn't believe the "Ravens were back" even when several people went to great lengths to tell me I should
The hubris of Beane, McDermott, and Brady has brought us to this
chiefs might miss the playoffs and not a single other afc contender looks good enough to take the mantle
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The hubris of Beane, McDermott, and Brady has brought us to this
Interestingly, after having a chokehold on the 2 min drill earlier in the season, Chase Brown held that role tonight so far.
I wonder if they're using Perine more in the middle to 'save' Brown for that role.
I wonder if they're using Perine more in the middle to 'save' Brown for that role.
Bengals halftime RB snap count
Chase Brown 32
Samaje Perine 15
Out of 47 plays
Chase Brown 32
Samaje Perine 15
Out of 47 plays
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Interestingly, after having a chokehold on the 2 min drill earlier in the season, Chase Brown held that role tonight so far.
I wonder if they're using Perine more in the middle to 'save' Brown for that role.
I wonder if they're using Perine more in the middle to 'save' Brown for that role.
"Our ground game has been working really well with Chase Brown lately. We'd better bring in Samaje Perine to take some air out of the offense."
Zac Taylor, probably
Zac Taylor, probably
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
"Our ground game has been working really well with Chase Brown lately. We'd better bring in Samaje Perine to take some air out of the offense."
Zac Taylor, probably
Zac Taylor, probably
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FAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
FAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.
Up six vs Kansas City is the most terrifying position in all of the NFL
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Up six vs Kansas City is the most terrifying position in all of the NFL
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UPDATE: Dan Campbell says he'll know more tomorrow on WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (ankle).
Doesn't feel like it's "long, long-term," but "could be a week or two maybe."
Per Nolan Bianchi.
Doesn't feel like it's "long, long-term," but "could be a week or two maybe."
Per Nolan Bianchi.
UPDATE: Amon-Ra St. Brown (ankle) has been ruled OUT.
UPDATE: Amon-Ra St. Brown (ankle) is QUESTIONABLE to return.
Per the team.
Per the team.
November 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
UPDATE: Dan Campbell says he'll know more tomorrow on WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (ankle).
Doesn't feel like it's "long, long-term," but "could be a week or two maybe."
Per Nolan Bianchi.
Doesn't feel like it's "long, long-term," but "could be a week or two maybe."
Per Nolan Bianchi.
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UPDATE: DeVonta Smith (shoulder/chest/illness) is off the injury report and good to go for Friday.
UPDATE: DeVonta Smith (shoulder/chest/illness) officially did NOT practice again on Wednesday.
UPDATE: No sign of Eagles WR DeVonta Smith (shoulder/chest) at the start of practice on Wednesday.
Per Andrew DiCecco.
The Eagles play on Friday in Week 13.
Per Andrew DiCecco.
The Eagles play on Friday in Week 13.
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
UPDATE: DeVonta Smith (shoulder/chest/illness) is off the injury report and good to go for Friday.
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🚨🚨🚨 INJURY NEWS 🚨🚨🚨
Josh Jacobs is headed to the blue medical tent.
Josh Jacobs is headed to the blue medical tent.
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
🚨🚨🚨 INJURY NEWS 🚨🚨🚨
Josh Jacobs is headed to the blue medical tent.
Josh Jacobs is headed to the blue medical tent.
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When you run a news account (@news.optimusfantasy.com) and have to drive to your friends house to pick up a plate.
Thanks voice text....
Thanks voice text....
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
When you run a news account (@news.optimusfantasy.com) and have to drive to your friends house to pick up a plate.
Thanks voice text....
Thanks voice text....
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UPDATE: Amon-Ra St. Brown (ankle) has been ruled OUT.
UPDATE: Amon-Ra St. Brown (ankle) is QUESTIONABLE to return.
Per the team.
Per the team.
UPDATE: Amon-Ra St. Brown (leg) is headed to the locker room.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
UPDATE: Amon-Ra St. Brown (ankle) has been ruled OUT.
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this wouldve been a great 4:30 nap game
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
this wouldve been a great 4:30 nap game