Brewberry Cream Pie™️
@brew.bsky.social
DC sports guy, Hearts fan, toiling away in the public sector. I actually had the second-ever BlueSky account but they won’t tell you that.
Apple Music usage was a lot lower than I expected?
December 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Apple Music usage was a lot lower than I expected?
Voices Carry by 'Til Tuesday on Apple Music
Song · 2012 · Duration 4:23
music.apple.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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If you win enough fights with him, Post Malone evolves into Jelly Roll
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If you win enough fights with him, Post Malone evolves into Jelly Roll
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Post Malone’s sounds like he plays whatever the cultural algorithm tells him to play
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Post Malone’s sounds like he plays whatever the cultural algorithm tells him to play
Why is Post Malone
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Why is Post Malone
Sweet potato pie > pumpkin pie
Apple
Peach
Chocolate
Cherry
Blueberry
Pecan
Lemon merengue
Being hit by a bus
Pumpkin
Peach
Chocolate
Cherry
Blueberry
Pecan
Lemon merengue
Being hit by a bus
Pumpkin
What's your favorite, one of these or something else? 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sweet potato pie > pumpkin pie
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People are saying this, you really do hear this more and more
Americans might not understand it, but in many cultures it’s considered bad or even immoral to be a child rapist
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
People are saying this, you really do hear this more and more
It came!
So did I!
So did I!
November 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It came!
So did I!
So did I!
This is pretty fucking amazing.
First of many pantry drop offs today! Over $1,000 worth of food for weekend bags going to local students 💕
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This is pretty fucking amazing.
This is the appropriate rankings of Reese’s Cup Universe products
1. Eggs full size
2. Trees full size
3. Eggs mini
4. Regular cups
5. Mini cups
6. Pumpkins
2. Trees full size
3. Eggs mini
4. Regular cups
5. Mini cups
6. Pumpkins
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This is the appropriate rankings of Reese’s Cup Universe products
Imagine pushing this out into the ether and still being able to sleep at night
*trying not to start a war but can't help myself* full size Reese's are trash *turns off notifications*
November 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Imagine pushing this out into the ether and still being able to sleep at night
Apparently, the L. L. Bean Christmas catalog was delivered to some homes today, but not mine, why does the universe hate me?
November 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Apparently, the L. L. Bean Christmas catalog was delivered to some homes today, but not mine, why does the universe hate me?
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I don't use a blocklist, these grudges are artisanal
November 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I don't use a blocklist, these grudges are artisanal
So maybe I went overboard on the potatoes
November 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
So maybe I went overboard on the potatoes
The fact that pumpkin pie is the five dollar option here over either sweet potato or pecan is absolutely fucking criminal
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The fact that pumpkin pie is the five dollar option here over either sweet potato or pecan is absolutely fucking criminal
Making pork loin in the crockpot with potatoes, carrots, and onions and folks, the smell of it makes me feel like I could take on the empire myself
November 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Making pork loin in the crockpot with potatoes, carrots, and onions and folks, the smell of it makes me feel like I could take on the empire myself
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Holy shit, big noon kickoff, this segment is fucking unwatchable
November 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Holy shit, big noon kickoff, this segment is fucking unwatchable
This is Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This is Halloween
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me to all my single dude friends: WEAR A CONDOM!
October 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
me to all my single dude friends: WEAR A CONDOM!
Received an epidural this morning AMA
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Received an epidural this morning AMA
Happy birthday to one of the bestest buds anyone could ever ask for. She’s kind, caring, funny, has great taste in flannel shirts, great hair, and is always there for her people. We are lucky to have her.
Happy birthday @ginerso.bsky.social! I hope it’s one filled with laughter and delicious food.♥️
Happy birthday @ginerso.bsky.social! I hope it’s one filled with laughter and delicious food.♥️
October 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Happy birthday to one of the bestest buds anyone could ever ask for. She’s kind, caring, funny, has great taste in flannel shirts, great hair, and is always there for her people. We are lucky to have her.
Happy birthday @ginerso.bsky.social! I hope it’s one filled with laughter and delicious food.♥️
Happy birthday @ginerso.bsky.social! I hope it’s one filled with laughter and delicious food.♥️
Weekend after thanksgiving, no earlier. It should be a law.
Insidious Christmas creep is by far the most important issue of our time, or any time.
Christmas decorations are allowed to go up at 11:59:59 local time on Halloween night
October 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Weekend after thanksgiving, no earlier. It should be a law.