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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
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I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
ENG/日本語 OK!
I finished my first playthrough of Dark Souls 2 without ever dying to a boss. I died about a dozen times in the world, but every boss was deathless. I don't know if DS2 bosses are the easiest in the series or if I'm just cracked like that #darksouls
December 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I finished my first playthrough of Dark Souls 2 without ever dying to a boss. I died about a dozen times in the world, but every boss was deathless. I don't know if DS2 bosses are the easiest in the series or if I'm just cracked like that #darksouls
My ass could not work with molten aluminum. Every time I see that stuff, I wanna splash it.
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My ass could not work with molten aluminum. Every time I see that stuff, I wanna splash it.
My dumbest accomplishment is that I have finished Dark Souls 1 at least a dozen times, but I've never died to a boss post-lordvessel. Firesage, Centipede, Bed, Nito, Seath, Kings, and Gwyn have literally never killed me.
December 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My dumbest accomplishment is that I have finished Dark Souls 1 at least a dozen times, but I've never died to a boss post-lordvessel. Firesage, Centipede, Bed, Nito, Seath, Kings, and Gwyn have literally never killed me.
Let's go
December 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Let's go
Fourteen years later and Ornstein & Smough are still bastards. Gonna feed your soul to Frampt for 1 single soul, you fat bastard.
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Fourteen years later and Ornstein & Smough are still bastards. Gonna feed your soul to Frampt for 1 single soul, you fat bastard.
Yuri is the right of all sentient beings.
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Yuri is the right of all sentient beings.
The sweetest thing that's ever happened to me was when I saw a Pink Floyd tribute concert and the girl sitting in front of me stopped me on the way out to say that hearing me sing along with every song was "wonderful."
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The sweetest thing that's ever happened to me was when I saw a Pink Floyd tribute concert and the girl sitting in front of me stopped me on the way out to say that hearing me sing along with every song was "wonderful."
Oh my God
Oh my god
Oh my god
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Oh my God
I know Spotify Wrapped posts are a dime a dozen, but a sincere thank you to @nockatpodcast.bsky.social for being a companion through a tough year.
December 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I know Spotify Wrapped posts are a dime a dozen, but a sincere thank you to @nockatpodcast.bsky.social for being a companion through a tough year.
Evil Hidetaka Miyazaki be like
It does open from this side
It does open from this side
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Evil Hidetaka Miyazaki be like
It does open from this side
It does open from this side
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
Finished my rewatch of Avatar the Last Airbender. I grew up with the show, and watching it again as an adult with my kids has been an amazing experience. Every second of that show holds up flawlessly.
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Finished my rewatch of Avatar the Last Airbender. I grew up with the show, and watching it again as an adult with my kids has been an amazing experience. Every second of that show holds up flawlessly.
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"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"
Say what you will about Bill Clinton, at least he's consistent.
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Say what you will about Bill Clinton, at least he's consistent.
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November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Trepang2 (Steam) w/ 5 more games is $10 on GMG Halloween Horror Bundle buff.ly/lr3H6RS #ad
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Trepang2 (Steam) w/ 5 more games is $10 on GMG Halloween Horror Bundle buff.ly/lr3H6RS #ad
Man I wish I liked tea. I've tried dozens of varieties over the last few weeks, from top shelf expensive stuff to bulk boxes of 100 black tea bags, everything from black to green to jasmine to oolong, hot, iced, unsweetened, sugar, honey, citrus, cream, milk. Every combination is so gross.
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Man I wish I liked tea. I've tried dozens of varieties over the last few weeks, from top shelf expensive stuff to bulk boxes of 100 black tea bags, everything from black to green to jasmine to oolong, hot, iced, unsweetened, sugar, honey, citrus, cream, milk. Every combination is so gross.
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Mirror's Edge is $6.99 on GOG buff.ly/17WaHHq
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Mirror's Edge is $6.99 on GOG buff.ly/17WaHHq
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Okay for real now, Chip and Ironicus let's play are kicking back on again. Let's check out more of Zork and strive to at least get a couple of treasures before the maze makes us give up again. Also: the Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories let's play begins on Sunday! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZKO...
Let's Play Zork - Episode 2: bar bar
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October 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Okay for real now, Chip and Ironicus let's play are kicking back on again. Let's check out more of Zork and strive to at least get a couple of treasures before the maze makes us give up again. Also: the Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories let's play begins on Sunday! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZKO...
A confusing aspect of modern #pokemon games that no one ever seems to talk about is the way they're each kind of laser focused on a particular food?
Gen 7 had Hau's infinite obsession with malasada, shoehorning it into every conversation, then gen 8 had curry for everything, and now
Gen 7 had Hau's infinite obsession with malasada, shoehorning it into every conversation, then gen 8 had curry for everything, and now
October 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A confusing aspect of modern #pokemon games that no one ever seems to talk about is the way they're each kind of laser focused on a particular food?
Gen 7 had Hau's infinite obsession with malasada, shoehorning it into every conversation, then gen 8 had curry for everything, and now
Gen 7 had Hau's infinite obsession with malasada, shoehorning it into every conversation, then gen 8 had curry for everything, and now
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
I know this is a few years after the fact but Penny in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet is like... 1000% Trans girl coded, right?
Oversized hoodie, skilled computer programmer, big Eevee backpack, Eeveelution-only team, interacts with friends exclusively through the internet under an assumed name?
Oversized hoodie, skilled computer programmer, big Eevee backpack, Eeveelution-only team, interacts with friends exclusively through the internet under an assumed name?
October 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I know this is a few years after the fact but Penny in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet is like... 1000% Trans girl coded, right?
Oversized hoodie, skilled computer programmer, big Eevee backpack, Eeveelution-only team, interacts with friends exclusively through the internet under an assumed name?
Oversized hoodie, skilled computer programmer, big Eevee backpack, Eeveelution-only team, interacts with friends exclusively through the internet under an assumed name?
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i mm having fun on the computer
i am the onyl person on this whoel website using it correctly
August 28, 2024 at 2:43 PM
i mm having fun on the computer