Katie (Brassafrass)
@brassafrass.bsky.social
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I’ve been called a lot of names, but never a normal college football fan. Go Dawgs!
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Doesn’t exactly pair well with Jenny’s or Mike Jones’s digits, so make up your own tune.

Save it. Call it frequently and vocally.
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Main switchboard who can route you to a Member of Congress’s office if you’re having trouble reaching who you’re looking for.
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The circulating text chain is not shocking any more than the prominently displayed noose at J6 insurrection was. None of it is shocking. Racist, antithetical to the precepts of democracy, and xenophobic, and worse, absolutely…but not shocking. Anyone shocked isn’t paying attention.
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Go to Outkast the night before two big finals instead of sticking to my self-regimented study schedule. (I’d been studying religiously anyway prior to that point.) I rarely nerded out throughout school, but that was the one time I really regretted it.
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13. If you could do college over, what would you do different?
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I prefer eating actual food to chalky supplements personally. 🤷‍♀️
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I’ll re-frame…I have one big regret in college. I had two invites to 2 sororities and on the final day of rush, there was a candle-lit ceremony and a poor pledge fainted and NO ONE MOVED TO HELP HER FOR 2 SOLID MINUTES. I regret not lurching forward to help her. (Spoiler: I did not join the Greeks.)
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11. What is something that you wish someone told you before you went to college?
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Thank you for the heads up! Last I heard about her post-Tom Lake novel was that she wrote a good chunk of it and threw it out and started over because the plot was too boring, ha. Will look forward to this one. I’m still hammering away at the Bel Canto annotated edition.
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Honestly, I’d be shocked if the findings revealed ZERO lead.
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my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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And then the Q&A runneth over?
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You have such pretty hair. I love that blouse!
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When “LinkedInfluencer” was *right there.*
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This is a $15M cry for alms. Can anyone help out Brother Freeze with a financing plan?
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Had to read this three times before I realized, yes, in fact, ARIZONA airports did this. Kudos. Baby steps.
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Look out, UK. Auburn, AL is trying to corner the market on best practices in exercising the vote of no confidence.
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Smoltzy’s face belongs in the Louvre.
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PSA: Canadian Thanksgiving (or, as we call it, Thanksgiving) does not always involve a dong-shaped turkey.
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I stopped reading fiction years ago because, good Lord, who cares. Non-fiction is much more riveting, so I thought.

Since the state of affairs has sunk beneath he doldrums of The Things That Are Going On Are Horrifying ™️ I thank my lucky stars for fiction. now.
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Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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I DEFINITELY recognize that book.
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My dad missed his calling as a coach. He went corporate route and I think will ultimately look back ruefully. He never hounded any of us in the bball, soccer, football, etc that my sibs and/or I played. Wanted us to love every second. He gave us driving range tips, but never hounded.
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Love it. Seems to be an inverse relationship between the amount of showy nonsense golfer Don and the actual level of skill that most golfers exhibit. (Or, I should say, people who play golf.)
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Greg McElroy is an offense to all CFB fans. He’s the Alexi Lalas of CFB.
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Papa B plays golf exceptionally well. You’d never know it because he doesn’t deck out in all the fancy gear. He legitimately is EXCEPTIONAL though.
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What’s ONE green flag about your father?